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>March 1st, 2017
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>>35211454
how did this even haepeen i dont understand
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2 months have already passed this is a fast feel
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>we're closer to May than we are to January
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How does one become interesting? How can I strike up interesting conversations with others? What should I talk to them about? What topics are considered to be interesting to you robots?
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You know all that shit you do that you think is cringy to talk about?
That is what you should talk about assuming it's not about pornography.
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>>35211258
>Be /lit/
>Apply to literature course in uni
>Talk about literature with classmates
Why would anyone want to talk to stacies and chads?
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>>35211307
i was talking about robots , not normies.
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>you will never be normal
>you will never have friends
>you will never be comfortable in social situations
>you will never be able to hold a conversation
>you will never have a girlfriend
>you will never have a wife
>you will never have a family
>you will never have a child
>you will never have a passion
>you will never have a fulfilling career
>you will never have a hobby beyond sitting at a computer or sleeping all day
>you will never be considered attractive by someone
>you will never get better
>you will never have a healthy relationship with your parents and siblings
>you will never go back in time and fix your mistakes
>you will never have a clear head and feel at 100% energy and attentiveness ever again
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But why not, friend?
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>>35211266
well some of them are uncontrollable and others are too hard with too high of a failure chance
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>>35211150
Only if you kill yourself. If you aren't, cut back on the edginess and do something differently.
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>tfw you scroll down too far on the porn website and see the comments
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>all the unfunny comments on pornhub videos
Why is it always about Fallout 4 and Minecraft?
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>>35211133
>tfw if the comments say the video is shit i dont watch it
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>>35211133
>tfw you're the one making the comments
>he doesn't degrease his pizzas
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>>35211132
>not making pizzas with ingredients
get
the
fuck
out
of
my
board
you
fucking
faggot
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>>35211132
>buying fronzen pizza
>buying american pizza
>tasting obesity in its purest forms
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>his hamburger helper contains meat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
Why are women such attention whores? this guy is on world record pace at a SPEEDRUNNING EVENT and this girl decides "ya know what now is the best time to beg for pity when no one asked and i dont even have a mic" then not only that but she asks the speedrunner to STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME so she can beg for attention. fuck women.
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>world record pace
not even close
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speedrunning is for autistic faggots anyway
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>>35211108
Still, i would tell her to fuck off, like, you're interrupting my speedrun to say some shit that nobody cares about.
Why do dykes think they're so special?
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>>35210906
They've found happiness meanwhile you're here on /r9k/ in the middle of the night suggesting that other people shouldn't feel special.
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>>35210943
If dykes have found happiness, why do they never stop bitching? Checkmate, dyke.
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>>35210943
d-delete this please. you shouldn't post that
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>tfw no old school japanese subway gf
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>>35210867
I bet she's still alive today.
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>>35211395
This photo is from 1984 so she most likely is.
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>>35211760
Wow. I guessed much older from the clothes, but then again I'm a burger.
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Which of these psuedo famous instagram whores is the hottest?
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Judging from that:
Varona
Cherie
Zaks
Vogel
Faith
Sand
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>>35210809
Angie Varona is a barrel full of keks, I tell you. Look up her heartwarming story on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
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>>35210832
>not liking high test Mia Sand
You one of them low test beta autismos?
What is it that you want? desu
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>>35210802
I don't even want to be happy anymore. I just want to not be depressed.
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My oneitis to message me.
origano
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>>35210802
>you that want what desuka
ftfy
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>create thread half a year ago about my oneitis and how she is in a relationship and i want to be with her so bad
>people tell me "don't worry about it anon, she will break up with him sooner or later :-D"
>now
>abso-fucking-lutely nothing has changed
>why can't i just get over this girl?!?!?
>why why why why why why why why why why
>just kill me senpai
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>my oneitis and her boyfriend broke up
>still too much of a pussy to do anything
it makes it worse knowing she'll probably have another boyfriend before i grow a pair.
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>>35210741
Why don't you do the logical thing and quit obsessing over something you clearly can't have.
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you have to condition yourself to get over her
from now on whenever you think about her you have to punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can. over time and a lot of ball punching you won't think about her because your balls will go into survivor mode
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What a truly shit board. Why did I come here?
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>>35210656
Please join my discord server xD
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omg guise i think traps are literally better than womyn, how redpilled am i?! :DDDD
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>>35210656
To poke fun at ugly taiwanese cunts that are delusional they are beautiful. Lol.
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you are NOT depressed
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You're goddamn right I'm not!
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I know, I'm only mad as fuck and I seem to not be able to "let go", my life was ok when 4chan was a safe place, normies had the whole real world and I was being ok with having a small fraction of the internet for me and people like me.
We will all kill ourselves and normies will get a huge momentarily ego boost, then some new drug will come out and then some new social network thing will come out and they will go away from here.
I really liked to go out and be a volounteer helping people, now I can barely sit at my desk...safe places where you can heal yourself are literally vital, I don't have that no more...thank you everybody
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>>35210653
>proceeds talking about clouds
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The final redpill is accepting that /r9k/ has always been inherently defeatist and that although it has always been right about how fucked up society is, it has never really made any real efforts to adapt and overcome and beat the normalfags at their own game
The robots that finally got it got /fit/ /fa/shionable /soc/iable, and /pol/itically incorrect
The most hardcore of all went to 8 oni_CHAN /pol/
8
chan /pol/
I used to come to /r9k/ regularly, I remember one day I spent like 12 hours straight on it, now I basically never come here
Things are shifting, the tide is turning and we are getting back on track to making america great again and bringing things back to the way they used to be (I'm talking pre WWI era), patriarchy, absence of women's rights, strong federal government, isolationism, nationalism, etc etc, a total overhaul of society
If you don't want to wait around for Trump and everyone else to do the work for you and you want to pitch in and do your part + get to have a good time doing it then you need to do what I talked about and stop coming here
Picture related will come eventually, in the mean time get to work
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Jokes on you I'm here to shitpost
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Sieg heil brother
Originally of course
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>>35210628
>Someone actually sat at their computer and took the time to type this out, looked back over it, and STILL thought it was a good post
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Who /jamin/ here? Post what you're listening to.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SibC6xPvvyQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrsyL4ldK0Q :P
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Ohd6XxvFk
I dont care if its shit. Its just background music to my shitposting now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm2hrpiSMTE
Is it weird if I prefer this version to the original?