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If that were my job I'd smile, look friendly, and actually be happy because fuck people, especially women, talking inane bullshit

>>35213545
>try to subtlety give off the vibe that you're too good to talk to them
>roasties start to feel bad that they can't grab your attention.
>pick your favorite
>keep subtlety instilling that idea in her
>she's eventually become attracted to you as a result
>either fugg and bugg or make your gf
>tell story here after
>get told that you're a normie and to get out
>get out and be a normie with your new subbmisive gf that anon help you create
>now you don't have to kill yourself
do this

>>35213545
>>all female staff
How horrifying. You have my deepest condolences OP.

lurk more you stupid fucking newfag

>>35213410
>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
lurk more you stupid fucking newfag

>>35213423
>>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
>lurk more you stupid fucking newfag
lurk more you stupid fucking newfag

I like Ronnie. His comics are pretty much the same joke over and over again but they're funny enough most of the time.

>>35213365

The last panel took me by surprise. lmao

>>35213383

This. He's the Grim Garfield, same jokes in a hundred different ways

> well, when Garfield was funny, so decades ago

Sorry bro, but pretty niggers make my head spin.

>>35213359
>referring to cumskins as "white men"

>>35213359

Listen Chang you can't keep a woman with your pathetic cock

>>35213339
Keep your sour grapes to yourself, OP.

>feeling shame on the internet

Lol. Why don't YOU feel shame for caring so much about what other people might hypothetically think about you if they learned about what you do on the internet?

>>35213353
Maybe I can share them with a femanon and ask her to post pics of them stuck between her toes (with a timestamp, of course).

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Sorry for bein me.

there are also people who think trump knows what he's doing

I wore a MAGA hat for all of 2016, got nothing but compliments, discussion and the occasional triggered soccer mom

Feels good living in a small rural town

Yes it has a specific name

>>35213205
I'm... not sure actually.
Maybe it's just a sunroof window?

>>35213205
Yeah, it does

originami

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>>35213195
A proxy-cuck?

>>35213250
I'm not a cuck, I just love other people getting cucked though.

>>35213195
cuckaphile?

shoot cum not classmates

>>35213130
Shoot all the non-whites. Go for the high score.

>>35213145

This, over your classmates.

>>35213123
I wasn't, then I was, then I wasn't again, and then switched back to being interested. After seeing the most recent gameplay I've got to say I'm a little underwhelmed, the constant direction and exposition from your companions was so bizarre that I thought it was from early in game, then at the end he mentioned that this was after the main quest, which strikes me as strange to say the least.

Beyond that the enemies are fairly uninspired, the Remnant look bit like a combination of some ideas from Halo crossed with ME2. Also why the fuck is there a "Krogan outlaw" (seemingly partnered up with an Asari) in the Andromeda galaxy? It looks like those fucking tedious parts of ME2 where you went up against wave after wave of Eclipse mercenaries. It seems so fucking lazy, which if I'm honest is how I'd describe this entire game.

I was hoping that this would be at least half decent, by which was hoping that there would be a large exploration aspect of to the game. But the more I see from it, the less I'm convinced that's going to be the case.

So I can't say that I'm looking forward to it, but the end product might be a better than the 17 minutes we get here. I'll have to wait for some longer footage.

Mass Effect 1 wasn't bad

Then the rest of the series shit the bed and is now rolling around in it's own filth

>>35213123
No
I only played the first one and the second one for a few minutes.
Mass Effect 1 was great but the 2nd felt dissappointing.

How tall are you?

origanao

>>35213106
>How tall are you?
five feet eight inches

>>35213106
6 even
orogonol

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>>35213036
>apprenticeship
>for 2 years

now that's what i call slave labor

>>35213036
see how it works out, maybe you'd be better off working illegally somewhere else

>>35213036
>>after the 2 years I get my job certificate but can't promise me a job afterwards

That's such a scam. They fire you and get another "apprentice" for two years. And so on and so forth.

I have gf I just browse r9k for the memes

>>35213050
They won't believe you. You're a lonely forgotten worthless virgin like the rest of us.

>>35213050
>"()...some users have begun to claim false information about themselves out of desperation, however...()"

that's a good thing though. I'd rather vapid dumb sluts come right out and say what they are instead of leading me on only to find that out much later when I've already invested time and effort into them

>>35212932
>Jennifer
He's a faggot and a picky one.

>>35212962
This.

And fuck Apple users.

>>35212746
why commit a shooting? raping stacy sluts seems much more appealing to me.

>>35212834
not attracted to rape

even if its hyppthetical, its still pretty psychotic coming up with a Retribution plan.