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>ywn be a woman and experience multiple orgasms
>ywn masturbate until you're bored of cumming
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>>35214434
>tfw male masturbation doesn't even feel that good until you cum and then the fun is over
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>>35214462
>male masturbation doesn't even feel that good until you cum
Either you're cut or you're fapping when you're barely even hard
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>>35214485
i'm uncut, should i change my fapping technique?
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Starting All Over Again 2017-03-01 01:47:55 Post No.35214352
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How do I talk to someone that I have not spoken to in ages? I remember having a close qt friend, but we got mad with eachother and stopped talking. I never bothered to make another move and make things right. I see her around, and for the past few years I catch her staring at me, and I sometimes look back at her. I can't say there's nothing between us, as why would she stare at me constantly? I can't go and talk to her, because she's always surrounded by people I don't know. She used to be quiet and alone like me, now she's practically Stacy. Recently she's been giving me sour looks, she looks frustrated. I'm too autistic to generate a conversation, so innitiating conversations with people in general is very tough for me. How do my fellow robots get over a oneitis they have been stuck with for years?
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>>35214352
its over she doesnt want you stop trying
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The confusion here is that we don't live in a movie, we can't just run up to eachother and let out all our built-up emotions. But I'm pretty sure both of us have thought of things to say for a while now. I've just been thinking that we should start over again, but I lack the social skills necessary to do such a thing, and haven't for years.
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>>35214352
>she looks frustrated
Because she is. It's over. Just let it go
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>[r9k
>too many pepes and wojaks
>baka
>introducing new char
>Mr. meme
>he likes memes
>dank memes
>ultra memes
>woow
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>woow
this is le woow
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introducing woow
new meme
fresh from the oven
Mr. meme/woow is new meme
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>It is another "le introduce le meme" episode
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My fuckbuddy is coming back from her hometown just to have sex with me this weekend, what are your plans robots?
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Masturbate and post on /r9k/.
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HEY EVERYONE LOOK HOW MUCH SEX IM HAVING
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>>35214317
more than you nerd
March 1st 2017
The time just seeps through my fingers.
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You know that thing you want to make, anon? starting building it
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>>35214237
Cause you do nothing meaningful with your life or pursue your goals. You just sit and do nothing and wait for time to pass you by.
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>>35214680
the more things you do the faster the time goes by though
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How do you build up the courage to actually end it?
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>>35214173
You don't
Original etc...
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Drugs and alcohol
origiano
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>>35214173
Eventually you'll be miserable enough.
So just wait it out.
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How do we solve the Jewish question, /r9k/?
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Either a religious purge for Judaism or getting a gf.
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would Hitler have gassed himself as he himself had a little joo in him
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You don't! What are you a nazi
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I unironically believe my sister is the perfect woman. And I don't mean that from a physical attraction point of view, I mean like her personality, intelligence, level of compassion, understanding, her willingness to engage in conversation and be friendly and offer help to anyone.
She works as a registered nurse and on the weekend volunteers for this catholic charity kitchen.
She's the ultimate perfect woman, if she wasn't related to me, I'd date and marry her in a heartbeat, but she probably wouldn't look twice at a loser like me if she didn't know me cause I'm her brother. Whoever ends up lucky enough to marry her is going to be the luckiest man alive.
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>>35213898
sister incest thread?
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>>35213927
no
Not another one of those fucking tripfag threads
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>>35213898
Do you lift anon ?
>"l-l dont lift cause l dont want to protect my sister"
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What GPU do robots have? I have a gtx 670.
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>>35213883
GTX 280
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radeon hd 6770
eh...
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>>35213883
R9 270x
I only play on emulators, was thinking about upgrading so I can use graphical hacks
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Many years ago, I was just like you, TFW no job, twf no gf, klhhl virgin.
Then, I saw a thread on r9k, telling me just to put effort into life, be passionate about something, anything, and improve myself.
So I did, I went back to school, took up hobbies, got a job, got healthy. Now I'm married with kids and a good job and I miss the early days.
I have over 700 games on steam. You know how many I've played for over five hours? Ten. Mother fucking ten. I can buy anything I want but I have no time to use it because of my job and my loving family, going out to the beach,building sandcastles, amusement parks, app that shit.
I can't even fap to my favourite porns (shemale, cuck, scat) because all my sexual energy is drained by my "I want it in my ass tonight :^)" horny as fuck wife.
I miss instant ramen, hot pockets and poptarts at 3am, I miss the crunchy patch of carpet on front of my desk where for years I would let my seed lie where it fell. I miss edging all through the night before blowing my load all over myself and falling asleep in bed without washing it off.
My son said to me the other day
>I want to be just like you daddy
And I told him, no, you want to stay at home forever and have mommy microwave you fresh batches of tendies and empty your shit jugs.
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>>35213834
apparently that either isn't the reality or something else is wrong with what you're saying, otherwise you wouldn't need affirmation from the people on here
fukkin saged, retard
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>>35213873
This board has become infested with Normie's.
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>>35214037
Easy to say that without actual arguments
I envy you, you have everything i ever wanted
Fuck off, please
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this man becomes your next leader of the conservative party of canada according to opinion polls
what do you do?
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>>35213802
the real question is, can he provide me a gf?
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Make an angry post on the internet.
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Will he finally put an end to nothingburgers everywhere?
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I ATE MY CUM AND IT TASTED SWEET
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
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LAY OF THE STRAWBERRIES SAMUEL
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A, you have too much sugar in your diet
B, you're a fucking retard
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>>35213790
Your sources?
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>he imagines himself building his own mech from scratch and fighting off the government
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we will always have killdozer
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>he imagines himself building his own mech from scratch and BECOMING the government
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>he imagine himself saving school from free shooter then getting praise
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w-why is she so cute
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it's ogre mates
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>>35213981
Patrician taste anon, more plz
Also tell mean bout this asianfu
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>>35213715
Damn this girl always reminds me of my last summer love. Seriously how I'm supposted to get over when she is posted all the time.
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>tfw my big sister walked in on me naked coming out of the shower and keeps bringing up the fact I have a tiny dick whenever she wants to insult me
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Let me guess. You're white? Lmaoing @ ur life.
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>implying you won't be able to masturbate to that thought every time
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>>35213592
just smack the bitch, she won't do it again