Encourage me to finish my 1500 word essay fortomorrow/r9k/
you will die someday, make your life a life worth living.
>needing to go on r9k for school motivation
Drop out ASAP college will be there when you're ready.
>>35217772
Keep posting on /r9k/, I'm positive things will work out.
>you will never have a special girl fall in love with you
>you will never settle down with that girl
>you will never have many beautiful white children
>you will never be a father
>you will never come home from work, smell the dinner your wife is making and hear your child scream "daddy!"
>you will never get kissed by your beautiful wife as she welcomes you home after a hard day at work
>you will never watch your children grow up
>you will never see your children have children of their own
>you will never be a grandfather
>you will never have grandchildren to tell stories to
>you will probably die alone with nobody to leave behind
>you have only yourself to blame
>>35217744
mentally ill dreams
>>35217744
Maybe it's because you were circumcised
>>35217744
>mfw i will never be a father
I hate kids. I'll def get snipped if I ever become engaged.
Any anons here make videos, art, music etc post links here to get other anons opinions and some recognition I guess I just want to see what you guys have made
willsmith.bandcamp.com
>>35217496
im liking goodbye vanilla so far thanks anon
I made this Pepe years ago, sometimes I see it on /fit/ and /r9k/
What do you do for a living? What are you working towards being?
Are you able to live alone comfortably and buy nice things?
Do you like what you do?
Going to boot camp next month. Nofap for two months here I come.
I'm working at my NEET skills. Always learning about new brain diseases, medications, symptoms and side effects so I can fake them and collect more bux. It's going great.
>>35217432
I live in my Mom's house and live on her dime.
I am not working towards anything.
I am able to live comfortably and do what I desire within reason.
I love life, but I know roasties won't have any of that.
I have to be a wageslave or alone, I can't truly be content
>tfw you get a physical and the doctor examines your dick
I-Is she supposed to do that?
Doctors will always give it a few courtesy tugs to make sure blood flows to it properly
I've gotten several physicals and they never checked my dick.
Literally only women have done that when giving me a physical. One pulled my pantsu down for me.
only a true robot could answer this
Yes. Who knows accidents happen.
>>35217344
>implying finding her means anything
She'll be with someone within a week.
>>35217344
Pros: The girl of my dreams would have a personality that goes past all of the bad traits a single mother would probably have
Get to be a father if the kid is young enough
Cons:
Would have to raise a kid who may not look like me
If dad isn't dead or facing a life sentence I may have problems
Single mom is vague and could mean 1 baby or 5 preteens, yikes
How do we prevent Chads from claiming qts?
It's ridiculous hot manlets have to lower their standards to find a gf. Women should appreciate us more for our intelligence and high moral values
>>35217245
>How do we prevent Chads from claiming qts?
becoming chad is the only way to stop chad
>>35217266
Exactly, get some self confidence. Stop being an aspie fuck.
I have never had any trouble getting qts. Chad is just another scapegoat for this boards lack of motivation and social skills.
No fap day #7
When does the good stuff kick in?
The only thing i've noticed is literally anything gets me hard. Literally used to take full on kissing and shit to get me cock hard, now just some cleavage gets me going. And I make more eye contact today with a 9/10 today with ROCKIN tits.
Apart from that there are no ((benefits))
>Still low energy
>Confidence is normal
>Not motivated to do anything
Also No fap thread
>when does the good stuff kick in
It doesn't.
>>35217214
Is it cheating if I have someone else jack or suck me off?
>>35217214
>he fell for the nofap meme
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>roastie telemarketer calls me saying I've been selected for a free vacation for staying in one of their hotels (I never leave the house)
>breathe heavily into the receiver
>she studders a bit, continuing her speech
>continue breathing, don't respond to any of her questions
>she hangs up
Stupid slut. How do you guys get revenge on the people who made our lives so shitty?
>>35217204
playing a screaming track in the background, yell "shut the fuck up" in my best southern draw, then start yelling for them to get back in the basement.
Then I ask if I can "bring all my kin"
Voluntary celibacy. They want me but they can't have me and they can't stand it.
>Indian calls me
>Ello gud day sir we hav great deal phoar you
>Tell them to hold on for one second
>Put the phone on the table and go back to what I was doing
>Eventually they get the message and hang up usually after about 5 minutes
>Had one guy on the phone for at least 20 minutes once before he mumbled something and hung up
It's a fun game.
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come join us watching Urara Meirochou
and be lonely no more! chat and have fun :3
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gay ass anime no wonder half of you are faggots
You can estimate the amount of social skills a person has by the amount of effort they try to put into defining a dichotomy between "their kind" and "everyone else."
This can be further extended if said person also goes to great lengths saying (or implying) that he is morally, physically, intellectually, or objectively superior in their small group compared to everyone else.
This pattern is observable in many areas of the world, specifically in /r9k/ it can be clearly seen and observed.
Discuss - don't even try to prove me wrong because you can't
>>35217155
of course you are right: normies are cucks who will do anything society tell them to do because they have never developed and independent sense of self since they had to work instead and not the wits to do so despite that
Social skills are for normies
Look, I'm not trying to say I'm special. I don't think my problems are so bad. But I won't stop telling normies to get out because I shouldn't define dichotomies. They don't belong here
Damnit anon, these pants keep getting tighter every day!
What do you put into my food?
BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
o-oh i uh
BRRRRFFFTTFFFFFFTT
Size pills
>>35216964
cyanide pills
>corpses don't whine about pants
>work
>watch tv/movies
>sleep
Weekend
>drink/drugs
>sleep
Repeat
if you do this until you die will sumthang bad habben?
>>35217514
Don't know but dubs means kek does
Give up drink and drugs for lent, do something else
General hygiene thread, robots.
When did you last:
>wash your hands
>brush your teeth
>take a shower
>clean your room
>do the dishes
>take out the garbage
>visit a doctor
>visit a dentist
>>35216863
>hands
Lat time I went to the bathroom. 2h ago probably
>shower
This morning
>teeth
Same. And the time before was yesterday evening
>clean room
I keep it clean but I did an intensive cleaning on Sunday
>dishes
I have a dishwasher
>take out the trash
Whenever it's full
>Doctor
Early January I was feeling like shit
>dentist
1 or 2 months ago can't remember
>>35216863
>>wash your hands
an hour ago
>>brush your teeth
night before last night
>>take a shower
this morning
>>clean your room
Sunday
>>do the dishes
I dont, my parents do
>>take out the garbage
Sunday
>>visit a doctor
2 months ago
>>visit a dentist
a month and a half ago
>wash your hands
20 minutes ago
>brush your teeth
this morning
>take a shower
4 hours a ago
>clean your room
saturday
>do the dishes
uhhhhhh
>take out the garbage
yesterday evening
>visit a doctor
1 month ago
>visit a dentist
last summer, im fucking terrified of em
You pedophiles don't really think this is okay to be attracted to, do you?
>non white
absolutely no thank you
>>35216858
I'm physically attracted and that's a normal, healthy reaction.
However, she can be as hot as she wants, I don't think I could manage to stay 5min in the same room without feeling the urge to flee/purge the idiocy.
>>35216858
It wasn't that long ago that she'd be considered old enough for marriage and baby making. Just saying. Just cause the law tells you not to be attracted to her doesn't mean it isn't natural or proper