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Looking for other Bulgarian robots?
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>>35219904
Do they even egsist?
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>>35219904
Hello Burgas here

Pls be fembot
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>>35219904
Stanley should be around here somewhere.

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>Phone interview for a job tomorrow.
>Super nervous about it.
>Worried about sperging out on the phone.

What do?
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>>35219855
Be honest, sincere and professional
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If you care most about your own life above the lives of others then you should care most about your own opinion of yourself and not the opinions of others.
Like >>35219898 says, if you act with honesty then you can maintain your opinion of yourself, which is all that matters.
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>>35219855
Don't pick up, then text em.

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How do I muster enough courage to see a urologist? My left nut hurts occasionally for like a year now but the prospect of releaving my 27 years old KVness is terrifying, and lying seems to defeat the entire purpose of visiting in the first place. Should I just resign and die of cancer?
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Don't worry, anon. It's pretty straightforward.

>are you sexually active?
>no
>last time sexually active?
>over ten years

And that's it. The only reason they ask that is so they can rule out STI's.
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>>35219870
>over ten years
Come on, that obviously sounds like a pathetic lie
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>>35219959
They literally don't care

this is a post which Really makes you think.
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>bernie would've made america a neet free education free healthcare autismbux paradise
>trumpcucks had to fuck it all up
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>>35219820
>Following party politics
>Not realising both are shit in their own ways
>Not being socially Conservative and economically Authoritarian
>Not being moral
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>>35219820
but you SHOULD have the right to a job, meal and house.

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Two Down Ten To Go Edition
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Now is the end of torment and despair and the beginning of peace. Maybe.
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OP image looks surprisingly good. Good job lol
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playing Bretonnia now p. sick i'm chivalrous as fuck lads.

only got my conclusion to write for essay so i think its time to wank and eat some food.

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ill start: 1. facesitting 2. ballbusting 3. feet 4. pits 5. traps 6. pegging 7. cuckolding 8. interracial 9. diapers 10. scat/pissing
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>>35219764
>cuckold above pissing
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>>35219764
1.literally choking a girl with your dick like in this picture
2. feeding an anorexic girl with your cum
3. femdom (ballbusting included)
Everything else is shit
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1. Hardcore femdom
2. Hardcore maledom
3. Rest

I just want to be the pet slave of a qt girl or boy, is that asking too much?

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>his dick curves upward
>can't fuck hard and fast from behind

why live
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Stick with missionary, girls love the eye contact
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>>35220390
This. For some reason I always feel more dominant in missionary.
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>>35220390
>>35220421
yeah but women need variation in their sex life or they cuck you

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Have any of you ever actually tried being yourself? Or do you just ignore it like all other advice?
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Stupid 3dpd poster
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Of course! Thats why I cut off all contact with females and spend all my time indulging in my hobbies.
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>>35219734
Yep
Didn't work
I am myself almost all the time
Hate it.

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How much money do you have saved?

What do you intend to do with it?

I have $28k and intend to buy my first home (probably an apartment)
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about 1k, should be doubled in a couple of months
wanna move out this summer and start studying
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>tfw poor and in terrible health
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About 25k-ish.
I was thinking about giving 1/3 to charity. Or half of it, I dunno.

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Are you single by choice or circumstances?
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Probably by choice because I don't even try; nor do I want to.

I've lost my virginity, had a gf, so those are off my list, and I can say I was more depressed having to deal with a woman than I am being by myself
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both are the same really, right?
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a little of both really

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWGEYYRYYSHDHDHDHDNFHFNF I'VE HAD IT

NO MORE. THIS IS THE END OF IT. IM NOT PARTICIPATING ANYMORE.

DO YOU HEAR ME? I'VE GOT A FUCKING GUN AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA LISTEN.

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW!
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>>35219581
um i-i was told the ride never ends...
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>>35219581
good luck.I hope you shoot up a entire school.
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Videotape that shit OP. Don't be a fag.

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Whether it's a Stacey or Robot vagina, they are all festering with multiple diseases.

Sure, the girls protect their cervixes with vaccines, but what about all the pussy-eating beta's?

Chad and Jamal can seed a cunt with countless microbes, and many of these viruses and bacteria will lie in wait for the thirsty beta who wants to impress a roastie by debasing himself to the bottom-tier act of cunnilingus. Bleck!

>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/10/25/the-startling-rise-in-oral-cancer-in-men-and-what-it-says-about-our-changing-sexual-habits/?utm_term=.3318e5714f09

>smoking and drinking (traditional causes of oral cancer) rates going down
>oral cancers going up
>cunnilingus more accepted

Where were you when our society decided to become a brushfire for debilitating STDs? Heterosexual males are now the degenerates in society who are willingly risking their lives for their pussy-eating kinks.

Can we change this? Can robots help normies cope with a temporary abstention from pussy?
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preach it brethren
2d is the light and the future
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i dont care give me all the stds just let me put my face on it
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Conventional wisdom said you don't eat a whore's pussy because of her cock mileage.

Now it's the case where escorts have less sex than normal women because they get paid so much by Chad clients. Normal women are less discerning than whores and have made their vaginas into biological weapons.

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Is it ok to crossdress if you don't look like a grill?
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>>35219484
as long as you feel pretty it's okay
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>>35219484
You are going to die one day along with everybody else within your generation as well as the generations above and below yours. You can literally do whatever the fuck you want. Just try not to break the law or some shit.
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>>35219497
this is a nice answer

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How do I turn my best friend gay?
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>>35219442
KILL YOURSELF KILO

I KNOW ITS YOU
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Trick him into touching his balls to yours.
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Flirt with him a lot. Only works if he's hella ronery, though.

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If you are a female you have absolutely no rights to complain about anything(pic related).

>be a qt girl
>every beta orbiter on twitch will give you their food money thinking he has any chances with you.
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>>35219396
What if im not that cute?
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>>35220043
Doesn't matter you can still get desperate beta orbiters.

Being cute just gives you bonus amount of orbiters and chad
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>>35220043
Still true if you're at least 2/10. Guys will do anything for almost any kind of female attention.

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