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>pick bellyhole
>it smells like poop
Why is that
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>>35220567
Mine only ever smells like cheese/butyric acid
You probably have an abnormal colony of bacteria growing there, so get out some isopropanol and sterilize it.
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>>35220567
it's a fuckin bacteria farm
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your's smell like poop??? mine smells like popcorn
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Are women right when they say that male interaction is stifled due to their hatred of homosexuality?
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>>35220562
lol no now piss off
saged
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I think guys were more comfortable with homoerotic behavior before homosexuality was normalized.
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>>35220562
>men say nice things to women to get into their vaginas
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!
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>tfw the main thing I learn is how im oppressed as a person of color and how to protect my family and comunity againts the swat.
I just wanted to learn science so I could help others learn and for humanity to grow , not be sad and paranoid. I was born here.
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>>35220532
Black walter white fuck off
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No one is oppressing you.
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>>35220670
Yeah I understand what you mean but there is always that one person who is racist against anyone of color who gets a low grade. My family doesn't want me to study science but become a lowyer to make money and help immigrants
"are you retarded!"
Thanks though.
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I'm 19 and never had a gf, all my friends betrayed me, and I'm surrounded by rednecks
Why is life so cruel?
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>>35220462
Shut the fuck up you whiney, dramatic bitch. Boohoo, no girlfriend?
You're fucking 19. You're a baby still.
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>>35220462
you must be 18+ to post on this board boy
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Rednecks are nice though. Where do you live?
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Manlets unite thread.
>age
>height
>your sad story
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>>35220400
6'7"
250
talklet
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>>35220453
>6'7
Are you a child or a dwarf?
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> 48
> 5'1
> Girl went on a date with me only once. It was because she lost a bet with my coworkers. Wanted to lose my virginity so I paid for a prostitute. She started laughing when she saw my penis. I couldn't get it up and ran from the hotel in treats.
Barkeep
Feels and Frogs Bar, first drink on the house 2017-03-01 08:46:49 Post No.35220298
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Feels and Frogs Bar, first drink on the house
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"It's been a while", I, the Barkeep think. "We're living in rough times", I quietly mutter, looking at how the wind whips the seemingly everlasting and fierce rain against the freshly cleaned windows. I clean the last few glasses, check the bar for what must be the tenth time and flick the lightswitch; a dim, but nonetheless warm, dark yellow light floods the old bar, the pool table, the worn out dartboard, the tables and sofas in the corners. I flick the switch for the electronics, the slot machines play their obnoxious starting music, a few letters on our neon sign flicker a few times before finally piercing through the cold and stormy night. Overcome by nostalgia, I smile a little, I prepare a small note and gently tape it on the window, "First drink's on the house". I get back behind the bar and wait, enjoying the aura of this venerable old bar and the promise of interesting talks. Feels and Frogs is finally open again.
>Share your greentext feels with me, fellow bots. You're all welcome to enter. Tell me what's on your heart, I'll listen and care about you. Maybe some other visitors have good tips as well.
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>>35220298
I have school in 20 mins, I have extreme anxiety and it wont go away, im shaking even though it's hot outside, give me somethin that'll calm the nerves
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>>35220771
Better don't get anything alcoholic, lad. I'll give you this cold apple juice, if you're fine with that. What makes you feel anxious about school?
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>>35220298
trying to quit drinking.
5 hours sober.
FUCK THIS I ALREADY WANT TO DRINK
fuck this shit existence. these posts are triggering
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Anyone know any good straight/heterosexual shotacon manga? Im a buyfag so please link a site that can ship to Europe
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bump
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>>35220276
That child has quite a large penis
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>>35220276
Why not just use the sadpanda, if you're a buyfag then you can just view it online???
Anonymous
what is wrong with you guys? 2017-03-01 08:41:14 Post No.35220217
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what is wrong with you guys?
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/pol/ here.
i was told this board is "like pol but they aint racist"
going through the threads and cant get my head around what a bunch of losers you are.
get some dry ice and open the bag before going to sleep. you are a lost cause.
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I dunno man? Are you Jewish?
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>>35220217
But r9k is racist. We hate niggers because the can't be robots
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>>35220217
>/pol/ here
>reddit spacing
checks out
/pol/ is 90% /r/the_donald flyover, it's newfag central. What you see here is authentic 4chan culture
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>took the ACT
>went in there without a calculator because i assumed that they had calculators
>it fucks up my math score and i got a lower score than before
>have to test in april if i want to improve my score which is cutting it close
>potentially denied myself a university because of one retarded mistake
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lower composite score than before*
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>>35220127
What score did ya get on it?
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>>35220141
20 composite score
21 composite score the first time
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Lesbians, as a straight man I want to be your friend. Women are friends with gay guys, why can't we be friends with you girls?
I think you are gorgeous and are perfections of the female form, I would like a closer look. This doesn't harm either of us. I get to enjoy you as friends in a platonic, loving relationship.
Listen, you need to understand how Plato is the basis for lesbianism. Platonic love is the adoration of straight men toward lesbian women. We worship you, but not in a sexual. You have Sublime beauty and us men would like to experience it by being close with you.
Please lesbians, give us a shot at platonic love.
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>>35220109
You are a very, very creepy person OP. I'm assuming that is why lesbians don't want to talk to you
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>>35220109
this is pathetic
lesbians are bad, but you are much worse
get some self respect
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>>35220109
yes... i agree with you
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Good afternoon losers,
In my career as a pscyhologist, I have to deal with an endless stream of aspie fucks. I try to be professional, but you how alcohol can loosen your tongue...
Tell me your problems and I'll tell you what I REALLY think.
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alchie is bad
i don't know why people willingly drink toxic
also omg is season 3 out?
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I sit in my room and watch the days pass everyday. I go to one of the largest universities in the state, and yet I have not a single friend. I can barely keep up with school. All I do is lay around and smoke weed
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I notice a lot of people in this profession are bitter and talk shit about the people they "help"
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>tfw insecure low self esteem girls turn me on like nothing else
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>>35220029
Of course you do, you need an insecure girl for your manipulative, predatory behaviour to work
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>>35221381
>he uses the British spelling
I see that you enjoy anal stimulation
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>>35221381
Who are you talking to? Chads aren't allowed here.
>he's STILL doing the virgin walk!
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wtf is the virgin walk
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>omg anon it's so simple, just don't think so much about it, just relax and walk normal!
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>>35220025
if you dont know, you are probably doing it
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>Mom wants to take me to the same shitty GP AGAIN who can't do anything for me.
I just want real help, I can't do this anymore.
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>>35219971
i can't help you anon because im too busy doing things but i'll give you an reply because i sympathize ur feels~
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Ask shitty GP to give you a referral to a specialist.
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>>35220099
I'm just really helpless when it comes to taking charge of my life. I wish I would have asked for a referral last time I went to the doctor because all he gave me was a kid's dose of Prozac that gave me extreme anxiety.
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>Hey anon, why is there a pile of dogshit on your neck? Oh sorry, that's just your face...
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>>35219956
THAT FEEL WHEN NO SMUG FINN GF
WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THIS TERRIBLE FEEL REEEEEEE
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>>35219976
wasn't she mexican?
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>>35220032
Are you retarded?
>>>>https://www.instagram.com/annaemiliayy/