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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flhWQtKDKG8
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>>35221803
reminds me of my sister
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>>35221803
i am having a hard time understanding her
does she have some sort of speech impediment or something?
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>>35221803
I too watch cowchop

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>tfw cut a turd in half
>wipe ass, sliced turd butters my asshole
>bathroom break becomes bathroom chore.

What was 5 minutes now becomes 20 since I'm making sure my ass is clean. FUCK
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>>35221762
I can't believe how disgusting you are, i would have licked your ass clean
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>>35221762
l can't believe how disgusting you are, i would have licked your ass clean
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>>35221762
This is why bidets are superior.

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Of course I'm a 10/10 perfectly balanced genius representing the top 1% of the population all thanks to the drugs I take everyday and fixate on constantly to the point I can't stop. But of course I'm not actually addicted. Drugs are completely harmless because I'm pretty much in peak condition, true everything else is propaganda I know my shit. Just trust me, man.
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>>35221728
gonna take that bait here,
are you making fun of stereotypical stoners or are you stereotyping ALL stoners as above?
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>>35221728
literally every stoner I've met. Just because you smoke a plant does not mean you have to be so full of yourself
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>>35221728
I've smoked and ingested weed about 20 times, and every time I do it, I always feel way dumber afterwards.

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Are you almost constantly high?
How often do you use drugs?
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never used them
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high on weed 24/7, klopin is dropped twice a day to stop all of my consciousness thoughts... nothing is worse then being a lonely manlet in this society....
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>>35221804
>klopin is dropped twice a day to stop all of my consciousness thoughts...
How long have you been doing this? You're likely addicted to benzos now. That's not good.

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>ywn die on the eastern front defending western civilization
whats even the fucking point
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ywn? you can right this second buy a plane ticket, put on nazi/banderite regalia, and experience failing and dying on that front in an autistic attempt to exterminate white europeans

go!
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>>35221640
>ywn ruin europe again because you're a nut with a superiority complex
feels bretty gud man
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>ywn burn your enemy's capital city to ash and rape his daughter in own his bed while he is being worked to death in a siberian labor camp

>24 year old man
>just finished watching the 150 th episode of a childrens cartoon
>Feel uneasy because I don't know how to avoid reality anymore

How do you waste your time fellow NEETs?
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Maybe I will start reading about the natural sciences.
I'm running out of influences with which to spice up my shitposts.
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When I was NEET I'd go for walks a lot. Now that the weather is getting better, I'm looking forward to going NEET again.
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>>35221581

Fuck if I know, It's starting to make me feel strange when I realize how easy it is to kill myself. Nothing feels enjoyable anymore. Rotating between 4chan/music/sleep isn't a way to live forever

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Soup /r9k/

Heading to McDonald's, you guys want anything?
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>>35221577

get me a big mac
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one fry pls
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2 bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles
Mcgriddles of course being the most based McDonalds food

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>forced to be born into this world against your will just to satisfy your parent's selfishness in moulding a child to their image and liking
>forced to be indoctrinated through school and college to do as you are told
>forced to wagecuck for scraps of worthless paper for 50 years just so you can retire one day in some old home
>die

whats the point
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That's just it

Once you've swallowed the red pill

There's no turning back
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>>35221526
You're not forced to do any of that shit, you can die at any time you please. Also you can shake off the brainwashing of society and do your own thing.
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>>35221564
>le free will meme

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>http://www.fox19.com/story/34636092/man-accused-of-unwanted-toe-sucking-foot-massaging-at-mall

>He told a judge that he's being targeted
>Accused of taking off a woman's shoe and sucking her toes and [...] of massaging the feet of other women
>Two women who work at the same store then came forward to say Jones took off their shoes and began massaging their feet. Another woman says he grabbed her foot.
>Mall takes the side of the roasties and bans the footsexual

How can we help this fellow robot? How is a footsexual supposed to live without showing footlove?
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>literal foot molester
wew fuckin lad
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Reminder that feet are literally the most normie fetish and acting like they're so kinky is the equivalent of a woman saying she's perverted and kinky but is only into shit like bondage and spanking.

You're not a snowflake.
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>>35221509
Sounds like they didn't mind too much.

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>have been uncertain about my sexuality for ten years
Please, please, please release me
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So you're straight but have semi-fallen for the boypussy meme?
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>>35221562
Not sure. I have way too many fetishes, I'm literally a cuck, and I have trouble getting off to vanilla or bare bodies alone. I can get off to dominating women or being submissive to men.
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>>35221470
I still don't know if im straight, gay or bi desu. I love traps but i cant get off to normal men. I also dont really find girls that attractive.

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Would you date a religious girl?
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>>35221462
I would love to have a nun gf
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I'd convert to islam at this point
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Just don't force me to go to church every weekend.

Did they have sex?
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No. She was practically a mom to him
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>>35221398
Why do you think they took him into their house? This movie is an underrated cuck fantasy, like it was made by cucks for cucks with an overlaid message to disguise the true meaning of the movie.
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>>35222238
>She was practically a mom to him

Doesn't mean she didnt want to get BLACKED

>tfw like older style hats but don't want to look like a fedora lord
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>>35221264
>ywn be a gunslinger bounty hunter in the wild west
Why fucking live
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>>35221300
i know this feel all too well, we were born 150 years too late
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>>35221300
>ywn be a Mexican outlaw with your crew of best friends. outrunning American law, drinking tequila, helping the people, and dueling villains.
why even live in this lonely existence?

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>G-Girls can be lonely too
>F-Fembot thread forever alone

Holy fuck. Women have it so easy it when it comes to dating. Women cannot be complain about how hard they have it. They're receiving compliments and opportunities 24/7 just for having a vagina. Not only that but they have FEMINISM, biased laws, longer average life span, cheaper health care, high college accept rate etc. and this only the tip of Tue iceberg. The reason why women are so egotistic is because they're raised to be mini-gods and they don't realize this because they're used to getting free shit.

Pic related. Made a Tinder not even 12 hours and guys are already asking the profile out for lunch and I'm still getting matches
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>>35221242
this is so pathetic. this board makes me feel better about myself
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>>35221254

Fuck off roastie kys
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>>35221242
how do you guys keep opening these fake accounts? whenever I try to do it I have to put in a new phone number and the online sms verification services/google voice numbers don't work

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mfw I learned rats can laugh
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>>35221175
>Rats can laugh
>I can't

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
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>>35221175
i want to learn about laughing rats too, so hit me up with that sauce yo yo yo
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Of course they can laugh, fucking evil things.

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