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>>35222373
Was your post indie-related? Good luck getting any attention. It's like going to /co/ and talking about Mummies Alive.

what kinda music?
ill talk to you if it's hiphop/r&b

>>35222415
It actually was about Narduwar and why he annoys his interviewees. He seems to have cooled off now tho in recent years

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>>35222338
>I don't like what (((they))) want me to like
>brown dick pls

>>35222338
just go to the next one, there are like millions more

>>35222338
Where is the pic you dingus

gittgood

now you know what it is like to be a chicken in a tendy factory

>>35222374
How do you "gittgood" when every girl has 500 other guys competing with you just to get her attention?

>>35222259
karma, women were treated horribly for thousands of years (in some country it still happens) so now all the wrong doers are trying to make up for all the guilt and anguish that haunts them

>>35222310
The wrong doers are all dead and gone now. Instead we have a "sin of the fathers visited upon the sons" type situation. It's just perpetuating the cycle, because eventually men will want revenge for being treated badly.

>>35222259
How come you can't tell reality from fantasy?

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>>35222228
My cousin (female) tried to give me the succ or touch my peepee or something one time but we were caught before anything could happen

>>35222307
Why don't you try it again? Nobody can stop you this time.

Tried to dick my cousin once when she was asleep

now this is a raid i can get along with

He looks so unhappy in that image

>>35222260

Ya it's very disconcerting. It's like he is being forced to do it.

>>35222194
MASSIVE KEK GOD SPEED

was there a
point in time
when all people
become total shit
or was there
never a period
of decency and
respect and responsibility
that guided the
activities of the
masses which now
teem over with
bilious disharmony and
vindictive disregard

>>35222194
>Curved

What does this mean?

no orcs are fucking bros dude

tolkien lifted the idea from house goblins which did house chores for their white owners so in a way they are

I used to argue with people about this because I didn't want to believe it. But lotr is definitely an allegory for a lot of real world issues, with some bible shit thrown in. They mention "the west" a lot and say things like "I wouldn't trust a black (dressed) man."

>>35222154
succeeding and being proud of your friends and family succeeding alongside you.

>>35222154
Then your entire life must be a blast to watch.

>>35222154
>Is there a better feeling in this world , than watching people fail
Yes.

Watching them fail while they're watching you succeed.

This brings one very fond memory back.

>be about 19, it was like a decade ago
>still at uni before I decided I couldn't be bothered
>some oral exam
>we enter the exam room 2 at a time
>paired at random with a hot chick
>ace the exam but also use every pause she makes to make myself look better while pretending I'm trying to help her but I know I'm actually confusing her and interrupting her thought process
>she's in tears as we leave the exam room
>she gets an F
Fucking roastie, I showed her who's boss.

The overpowering feeling of job well done, I can still feel it now. And it feels good, so good.

Just watching people fail is nice and all, but it just doesn't compare.

They say it's best to write from experience, so hire a whore, then offset the cost as a tax write-off for your job.

>>35222115
>guy and the girl are naked in bed and have sucked eachother off

You should skip the sex scene writing for now.

>>35222115
Read other people's stories and take influence from them. Duhh, that's how all great writers do it.

Are you fat? Because diet is 95% of weight loss.

>>35222133
I mean not really, I'm about average I think but I have a gut I want to get rid of, staring at my belly makes me angry

Don't get shinny splints

>>35222063
>go out into the living room and see used condom on the coffee table
Literally happened to me once. I still wonder if they let it there for me to see it so I know they had sex.

>say hi
>introduce myself
>get what I need
>go back to my room and beat my meat again

>>35222063
i would enjoy sauce on that image

>>35222054
Remember: 1 waifu for laifu

don't abandon your waifu for a 3d woman anon

>>35222054
Idk, how well do you know this grill? If you think she might like you, then this is probably a sign.

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nic dicrd servr

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autists unite

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rqeTCyzrPL we have grills

>>35221884
i reckon he's running hgh

>>35221884
>Barron
Literally the douchiest name I could think of.

>>35221884
Stop growing asshole! Ima vote for a Democrat midget next time