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>>35223296
>ottermode
god how out of touch with reality are you?

>>35223296
>ottermode
good luck having your lunch money stolen

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>>35223296
>ottermode
Superior thicc coming through.

all depends on your existential, metaphysical, and/or religious beliefs

There's a chance you fail and end up a vegetable sitting in a wheelchair for 40 years. Or you wake up in the hospital with local news stories already out about you.

Burning in hell for eternity

Can't play the new Zelda

What a pathetic mess of a person she must be.

A life that's only harming society.

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>>35223264
She is here to help you with your mental health issues.

>>35223234
She could do with losing about 10-15 pounds, she'd look way better

>implying wearing what you want to wear isn't something a feminist should by all rights defend to the death
I guess it really is only wrong when it bothers you personally.

shut up and post the vanity fair with her tits

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The picture is disappointing because you cant clearly see nips

>>35223215
>wasted my entire time in HS flying low to avoid bullying and waiting until it was over so i could start again in college
>college is shit and i realize that honestly being bullied would be better than being ignored at this stage, and i really did waste the "best years of my life"

>be twice the age of the average 4channer
>wew
>wew
>wew
>just
>wew
>wew
>just
>wew
>wew
>wew

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>>35223215
>be 32
>didn't have internet at home until I was 17
>everything that I see and hear and read, and the new technologies I interact with, is a constant source of wonder

webm related.

>>35223190

I have my full bike license because i think motorcycles are a pretty fucking good robot hobby but ive never even considered getting a car license, i definitely dont think id pass even if i tried

>>35223720
I've driven 300 km the last 2 days. Every single unit of distance was without a proper destination.

>>35223190
yo bro are you spongebob or something lmao

>>35223164
Is she like that to everyone else or just you?

Also tfw girls do this shit and it's cute but if I did it i'd look like a beta cuck.

>>35223164
I would normally say she is being nice to you to impress someone else but if she is helping you personally she might actually like you.

>>35223250
I don't really know, no one else has really needed help though she did make and post an entire study guide for our group chat so she could just be a nice person.

discombobulate

it means to undu combobulation

>>35223152
>desu :^)
unoregano

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kumquat.

oreginolia

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I worked all day and now i have enough time to eat before i have to go to sleep
why was the neetfrog right?

>>35223077
Sounds bad friend have you considered a alternative way of living?

>>35223051
I hope Eliza gets better and the help she needs. Not really sure how suburban middle class life was so rough on her.

realizing that everyday is the same with no change at all. repition every day

No love, no one to talk to, no desire to be apart of the world at all anymore.

Years of being unloved and ignored by everyone. At this point I don't think I actually exist, but that I'm really a ghost who is visible but instantly forgettable.

You let them put their dick into your anus

>>35223034
i will rape ur dead body 4u

>>35223034
The point of gay death is that you stop being gay
Also very improper bondage in your pic

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STOP MAKING THESE THREADS YOU FAGGOT!

>>35223004
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poz6W0znOfk

Those books were fun despite a few glaring flaws. Still waiting for the third one.

How cringey especially how they gave him gold for that shit post

>>35222996
>always call a spade a jack because i never hurts to be polite
Also
>their lives are hard
>they made conscious decisions to choose their profession and get where they are today so be nice
Beta white night bullshit

>>35222980
This is only a good thing.

I'm a tranny so of course I would, what is even the downside?

>be real girl
>actually be desired
>endless sex and you get paid thousands of dollars for it, no need to wageslave

The fact that a lot of the guys will be older/ugly/poor hygiene just makes it better because I hate myself so much that I get off to it

>but what happens when your looks fade?
Surely I can save up a sizable amount of money in 10 years of escorting and frugal home life, enough for financial independence through properties and investments.

>>35222980
No never, I don't want to lose my rationality.

United with Europe, you dumb fenian cunt

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no fuck sein fein they are sellouts

>>35223000
Better than with Britain, you fucking normie.