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>>35224123
that'd be me lol

no thanks. i don't see the benefit aside from having people at your beck and call whenever you want. i'd rather have stable, long lasting relationships with a few close people who don't just want me for the cavity between my legs.

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>>35224123
>Who /unironically wants to be a girl/ here?
honestly yeah

I kinda wanna be a girl
a lot

>>35224113
Fun fact: you can't turn people gay.

>post traps everyday until everyone here despises them while pretending it's the opposite

Why do you want people to hate traps so much

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Who else here would instantly accept a deal to turn them into a cute loli version of themself?

1. You get to start life over and correct your past mistakes and be seen as a genius in school by retaining your knowledge
2. You're a cute loli
3. Fap as a loli and enjoy the best orgasms ever

It only tastes like shit because your diet consists of Mountain Dew and Doritos and your palatte has been destroyed by sugar overload.
Stop eating sugar for a few days, eat whole nonprocessed foods.
Then cheat after 5 days and youll notice how incredibly different your sense of taste has become.

>>35224128
I don't drink soda or eat chips, etc., haven't done that since even before i decided to get "fit". My problem is that I can't eat out anymore, but I hate the process of cooking and most healthy home-made meals taste like dogshit

>>35224180

... Not if you know how to cook lmao

acquire sequential digits

you cant. its like being a jew, you have to be one by heritage. SO PISS OFF!

>>35223955

This gentleman is correct.

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>>35223851
bampuing the thready

Need some other dickcords to check out

Any discord for chatting to traps? UK preferably.

>>35225029
I've seen some on /soc/

>>35223829
sing

"stayy awake dont nod yourr head, dont lie down upon yourr bed. while the moon is fasst asleeepp

stayy awake dont nod and dream...stayy awake don't close your eyeeess"

and magically shes asleep, works everytime

>>35223829
I'm not your father, now beat it.

Why is there a weird looking 2D girl in my house?

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>>35223820
>being counscious that you will never fully/truly connect with anybody in your lifespan?
>implying I'm physically capable of giving a single fuck

INTP hereI've had deep friendships with
>an INFP
>an ENTP
>an INTP
>an ISTP
>an ENFJ
>another ENFJ, though it was temporary
>another INFP, same as above

My life is shit, but it feels good as fuck.

INTJ, I hate people and isolate myself from everyone

I have a gf and that's pretty much the only person I talk to
Plus my 5 pets

>>35224794
>INTJ
>pets
The term you're looking for is "lab rats"

>>35223751
>In Skype group
>Me: "Daily reminder that denying a womam sex because of her weight is a form of rape"
>Her: "Rape is never funny"
>Me: "I'm glad you agree"

iktfb. You gotta make the joke with confidence, like there's absolutely nothing offensive about it. Then if they say something just keep chuckling and pretend not to notice.

>laugh at joke about y
>"anon, I wasn't trying to be funny"

>>35223731
Take shower or bath NOW. Baths can be really comfy if you have the option.

get in the shower then you rancid cunt

>>35223731
uhm, go shower? Takes like 10 mins

Don't listen to >>35223765 baths steal your energy and make me pass out.

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fuck it's been 2 days and I'm still laughing at this guy, holy shit.

>>35223571
This thread is pretty weird desu.

If I saw most of these people in real life I probably would think they were good looking / confident but for some reason seeing people posting their own pictures along with how good they think they look makes them come across as unnatractive / vulnerable to me for some reason, like I'm seeing through their mask.

I usually hate how I look in the mirror but for some reason I feel more attractive than half the people in this thread even though I know I'm not.

why are redditors so delusional? the vast majority of those users over rate themselves by at least 2.
usually on /r9k/, and hell even some /soc/ threads, people are quite realistic if not too harsh on themselves.

a neet isn't different, look yourself in a mirror, faggot.

You mostly did the right thing. As long as you weren't gloating about going home.

>>35223655
Nah I did honestly feel bad for them but they didn't see the logic in getting me double pay.

They got angry that I would earn even a cent more than they did per hour.

Demand and supply, need my extra services at extended hours? Pay up.

>>35223564
>I wanna buy a fake pussy.
Pretty sure Putin ain't desperate enough to sell Trump yet.

I use an onahole from queencat adult toys. Tomax toys are the best.

>>35223620
you guys try so hard lmao

damn dude i just want a successful twitch stream so i can play games all day and pretend i like my viewers and get their money

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>>35223495
I want to rule over an empire that spans over most of the continent. Maybe the world. Hell, maybe even the stars.

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I want to be a Dreadnought from 40k, my once glorious body now entombed for countless millennia within an almost indestructible warmachine/sarcophagus

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>>35223488
this tumblr bitch won't even shave her legs
fucking dirty.

>>35223488
can you add ""delude themselves"" to the boys column, you know for accuracy

>>35223985
>>35223985
>>35223985
first of all, how the fuck dare you? this thread isn't welcome to the vagina jew.
second, boys do not delude ourselves! I sincerely believe the penis is superior to the vagina and I believe the white matter myth has facts to back it up. Just because none of us has ever seen them does not mean they're not there.

start up the poop vortex

>>35223399
you cant, /pol can stay /pol by being loud shouty and tearing any normies who do more than lurk to pieces
R9K cant do that, its not self rightous and aggressive.

>>35223399
Just keep talking about our lives