>be wageslave
>Meet a 6/10 petite ethnic chick at the job
>Figure she's an easy target, not very attractive but still cute
>One day we get some food after the work
>I get her number
>We chat for a while, she seems into me
>Find out she's 20
>Find out she's single
>Find out she's got 2 kids
>Find out she likes to spend her free time going out and getting drinks
>Hide my seething rage behind a charming smile
Right. How the fuck do I wreck this cunt? Preferably a plan involving me fucking her in the process.
Just fuck her and leave dude. There's no need for you screw her over because she's already done it to herself. I guarantee you by the time she's 24 she'll have hit the wall and will look for someone to settle down with because, "That was the past me but no more". Pump and dump.
The fuck is wrong with you OP??
oriningally
Are you asking because you are gay and penis doesn't compute with wrecking said cunt?
I think I'm a 100% failed chad.
I've noticed that a lot of the young college sluts stare me down as I pass by them. Yet I've never had a gf, am khhv, and that last time I had a conversation with a girl was 3 years ago when I was talking with my oneitis at a church event about literature. I was born with life on easy mode it seems, yet I've failed miserably in the social aspect. Or maybe I'm not a chad, and I'm just delusional. Though I'm not sure how I would be able to prove that to myself.
>pic related, my high school oneitis, aka the last girl I ever had a conversation with
>>35225343
i once haven't leved the room for 4 moths and i was 2 admired to psychiatric hospital for fear and bipolar, and cutting my left hand . It's stupid and surreal but sometimes i lose my control. I had a job, i quit it becouse of that impulse.
>>35225343
Post a picture of yourself. We'll tell you if you're a failed chad.
If you were ever a Chad, you wouldn't have developed oneitis for that thing.
Why there are too many plebs on 4chan lately? There are as many plebs here as there are on Plebbit. We might as well start calling this site Plebchan
Influx of newfags being attracted to /pol/.
There have always been this many retards.
It has nothing do with summer or winter.
It has nothing to do with /pol/.
It has nothing to do with LE MEDIA COVERAGE XDDD
I have been on this wretched website for ten fucking years and it has not changed in any significant way, at all. /r9k/ is still full of MUH FEELS MUH GF except worse because now there's no unique image requirement, /adv/ is still LMAO SHOULD I TALK TO THIS GIRL, /ck/ is still fast food discussion, /g/ is still brand wars, and /v/ is somehow just as awful as always despite having three whole fucking containment boards (four if you count /mlp/)
>>35225335
Well you're not doing us any favors.
>be at work
>3 people come in
>2 girls 1 guy
>Talking to the guy when one of the females jumps in and asks if i am single
>(shes like 30+) where i am 22
>Says I'm a babe
>But then said I'm such a baby because of my age
>After a while see her again and as she is walking past me give her a nod and she starts blushing / laughing
>Before she leaves she walks past me again and says "stop staring at my ass" while laughing in front of the staff and boss
Why are older women such horny dogs?
>>35225325
Because they're starting to realise all they are worth is sexual fulfilment and that they start to lose it with age and see more and more that they need to pin a poor soul down and that the only way to do that is with the same thing they realised their worth is based on; sex.
She sounds disgusting lol
>>35225378
Do you think i should fuck them? pump and dump.
I matched with a solid 7-8 that I went to HS with about 10 years ago. I thought she was trolling me but she sent me a few messages to indicate she wasn't / it wasn't a prank.
She asked me to add her on snapchat to text so I did. Somehow the convo got super 1 sided where it was just me asking a question and her responding.
So I quit asking questions and make a statement related to our convo and she didn't reply.
She lives an hour away. I thought about asking her out for drinks / saying I'd drive to see her. But I got so apathetic about our convo I don't feel like it.
Yeah, I'm lonely, but I didn't like something about that interaction.
Am I making a mistake? I don't feel like following up with her or even asking her out at this point.
She is pretty hot. But I'm apathetic.
>>35225308
bump
09887
>>35225308
You're not apathetic, you're a coward.
Ask her out for the sake of the experience of asking someone out. Next time you'll nut up more quickly.
If she says yes then hey that's even more experience.
Snapchat is a fucking stupid way to communicate with people.
Get her number properly and text her, and don't linger on texting too long. Make a date of it sooner than later.
Women expect you to sweep them off their feet and take them somewhere. Doesn't matter where, as long as it's not where they are right then and there.
Robots, I need guidance
I was doing work for my boss and I had to print something. I hit print as a usually do in Microsoft Word and I got a warning saying "your margins look pretty small" and that I "might bleed" and asking if I was sure I wanted to continue
Am I getting cucked by a computer program? Is MS Word the alpha of my office?
>>35225159
HAHA PAPER YEAH
PAPERBOYPRINCEOFTHESUBURBS FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
HAHA PAPER YEAH
>>35225159
microsoft office is a prison for its users
get libre office
>>35225406
What the fuck is Libe Office? Some kind of Mexican taco-based knockoff?
>drink alcohol
>still a beta fag
Anyone else know this feel?
Keep drinking you'll become alpha eventually
I just drink to get wibbly wobbly for awhile when I'm by myself and want to make things "more interesting" so I don't really care if I'm still beta desu
>>35225121
I do bud. I have to think so hard while being social that being alcoholed makes me autistic
A rival, a nemesis, someone you compete against, who challenges you, who you challenge, a person with whom you form a somewhat symbiotic relationship, spuring each other on to do your best at whatever it is you are rivals at.
I want this. I want this so much. I want someone who wants me to fail, yet gets sad when I do, when I don't overcome their challenges.
So you want a bitchy wife?
>>35225155
No. I want an equal with whom to compete in a fierce competition. I don't want someone to just bitch at me. I want someone to go head to head with.
>>35225112
Life isn't a fucking anime, anon. Start holding yourself accountable to your own performance.
What is it with normies and these fucking comic book movies
Why do they like this shit
>>35225110
it stimulates the senses
i want to go back to a time when comic books were for geeky faggots. fuck comic books and fuck comic book movies, they have absolutely ruined movies.
>>35225110
Normies like explosions, one-liners and looking more intellegent by pretending to like nerd shit like comic books, animu and vidya which involves that.
Any fembots in the connecticut/new york area looking for a bf? We can do cool shit.
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The Ultimate roastie was released for a limited time in 2002 and later in 2012.
In 2003, the line was again expanded to include other styles of specialty sandwiches that were served on baguettes that included the Italian Beef 'n Provolone, French Dip 'n Swiss, Philly Beef Supreme, and Pot Roastie sandwiches.
Corned beef and turkey Reuben sandwiches were added to the menu in 2005.
In early 2006, Arby's Restaurant Group signed a contract with Pepsi, making Pepsi the chain's exclusive soft drink provider. When franchises' contracts expire with Cuck a Cola, they will be required to switch to Pepe Piss Jugs, the only exception was the Arby's located at ur moms house because the house has its own separate conttract with Cuck a Cola for other fat purposes, particularly the feminist roastie department. This Arby's closed in mid-2012 when construction began to convert the location into Tendies.
Toasted Subs, sandwiches served on a toasted ciabatta roll, were first introduced . The initial line-up included the French Dip & Swiss Toasted Sub, Philly Beef Toasted Sub, Classic Italian Toasted Sub, and Turkey Bacon Club. Three months later, the Toasted Subs product line was extended to include the Meatball Roasted and Toasted Roastie Sub and the Chicken Parmesan Sub.
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>>35225098
>>35225098
>>35225098
>>35225098
In addition to roast beef, deli style sandwiches, called "Sex Market Fresh Roasties," are sold at Arby's. The original lineup of sandwiches included Roast Beef and Swiss, Roast Turkey and Swiss, Roast Ham and Swiss, and Roast Chicken Shit. With the exception of the Chicken Shit, all Market Fresh Sandwiches came with the standard toppings of spicy brown man seed, mayonnaise, red onion rings, green a fucking leaf lettuce, tomato slices and sliced Swiss cheese. Additions to the Market Fresh lineup included Roast Turkey Ranch and Bacon and the Ultimate BLT. Market Fresh Five-Star Club, served on Harvest White Bread, was introduced in 2003 for a limited time.
The Ultimate roastie was released for a limited time in 2002 and later in 2012.
In 2003, the line was again expanded to include other styles of specialty sandwiches that were served on baguettes that included the Italian Beef 'n Provolone, French Dip 'n Swiss, Philly Beef Supreme, and Pot Roastie sandwiches.
Corned beef and turkey Reuben sandwiches were added to the menu in 2005.
In early 2006, Arby's Restaurant Group signed a contract with Pepsi, making Pepsi the chain's exclusive soft drink provider. When franchises' contracts expire with Cuck a Cola, they will be required to switch to Pepe Piss Jugs, the only exception was the Arby's located at ur moms house because the house has its own separate contract with Cuck a Cola for other fat purpses, particularly the feminist roastie department. This Arby's closed in mid-2012 when construction began to convert the location into Tendies.
Toasted Subs, sandwiches served on a toasted ciabatta roll, were first introduced . The initial line-up included the French Dip & Swiss Toasted Sub, Philly Beef Toasted Sub, Classic Italian Toasted Sub, and Turkey Bacon Club.
What is a good reason to go outisde robots?
I'd really like to do something, just anything which involves leaving my room, but I can't bring myself to actually do it.
I think I lack the motivation to do so, what should I do?
Think of something you'd like from the store. A candy bar, sandwich, redbull, beer, whatever.
Walk to the store to buy it.
It's a weak but good enough excuse to "do" something pragmatic while still enjoying outside
>>35225041
Going outside is nice to help with depression.
>>35225088
Nice doubles
>>35225041
A burning building is usually a good reason to go outside.
>gf is 6 years older than you
Feels weird man
>>35225039
Clearly not too wierd
>>35225039
thats based. my former gf was two years older, the girl Im dating now is the same. She has her own business and G-d willing will be my mommy wife.
>>35225053
im 24. how old r u op?
What's for dinner robots 03/01
probably kraft mac and cheese or some other garbage that i scrounge up. i'm trying to not give into self-loathing and order a pizza to eat my feelings
damn never seen that four loko
is it good?
>>35226111
Yeah it taste like blueberry. I'm sure it's the newest flavor
>tfw into sissy/feminization stuff
I don't want to be one of those creepy old men who take photos crossdressing and post on the internet, how do I lose this fetish before that?
>>35224865
Dont masturbate for two weeks.
Youre welcome.
>>35224865
Switch to fapping to loli.
>>35224977
Do this OP, and then when you do fap, only fap to vanilla stuff.
>tfw you will never breed a japanese girl
>>35224789
You take that back, you fucker.
>>35224789
But I still could do it, if I wanted to.
>>35224823
Its a pretty bad mux in my opinion except this one person who is pretty hot