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>tfw soitsu
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You just need to find your Doitsu
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tfw flame ghost
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When your name is Trent and you are a Trent

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>tfw you realize your ultimate fate is doom and there's nothing you can do about it
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Actually I am going to live forever.
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>>35226818
May as well try to have fun in the mean time then.
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This is what Stanford fags thinkof Clemson

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Is time to compare our life achievements, please no bullshits or trolling we are 100% anonymous and there is nothing to brag about

>your academic degree level
>your job title
>your yearly income
>name of your girlfriend/wife and objective scale of how hot she is from 1 to 10
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>in /r9k/

Fucking kek. Are you retarded?
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>>35226829
It's a completely different environment now. Deal with it.
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>highschool dropout since age 16
>Work for my 90yo grandmother for $100 a week
>$100 x 56
>single

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*blocks your path*

I heard someone has a little crush on me? Can you help me find out who it may be?
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>>35226747
REEEEEEEEEEE I NEED TO GET TO SOCIAL STUDIES YOU ROASTIE WHORE!!!

Why don't girls like me, /r9k/?
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>>35226747
uh.. whoever likes trannies i guess
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Haha yeah ok

*walk around her get in my car and go home*

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>*BING* *BING* YEEHEE! WAHOO! *BING BING BING* 1UP! WAHOO! YEEHEE! YEEHA!
>umm, could you turn that thing down?
what would you do /r9k/?
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>>35226739
Quentin? You're alive?
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>>35226739
i wouldn't be playing mario at max volume in the middle of a party so
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>>35226739
Take it to /v/ nigger

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I jacked off to her glasses.
what have you done anon?
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I held her hand
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just kill me already, i am too angry to be allowed to live.
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>>35226823
do a flip you virgin loser idiot.

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Serious question:

Why is everything that seems vaguely appealing in life so hard?

It seems like the only ways for the average person to make money involve some combination of dishonesty, prostitution or sheer slavery. Literally anything that seems actually appealing to do is impossible, I'm convinced there's some kind of secret society that all the writers and youtubers and musicians are a part of because lord knows I've tried and it's utterly impossible to get anywhere with this stuff. And even with the grunt shit I can do, like programming, it's hard to maintain the enthusiasm needed to be really exceptional at it.

Dating or having a social life, now that's really and truly impossible. If you have that shit, you can pretty much fuck right off. I don't even maintain a glimmer of hope of finding a GF or even friends, really. I actually think that the reason these people manage to connect so well is because David Icke is right, and there actually is a species of reptilians out there who own and control everything and keep everyone else down, and everyone who is popular/chad is one of these reptilians. I mean I'm certainly not the same species as these people, you'd never see a dog who other dogs just act like he's not even there.

I just wish it was possible to have even an illusion of meaning in life, like all of this shit wasn't such complete shit. I don't even know how to describe it. This just doesn't feel like what life is supposed to be. I don't think my problem is with any one specific thing, it's like the very raison d'etre of life is missing. You could give me 10 billion dollars, surround me with fascinating people and the hottest woman in the world as a wife, and I'd end up just as miserable because what's missing is the very point of life. I don't know what I really want, and all the likely candidates aren't things that exist in this world.
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I don't know man. What you wrote is compelling though, I hope you can get some luck with whatever you're trying.
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>>35226592
maybe you're just shit? what you think is hard, might just be completely irrelevant to most people
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>>35226592
I just want to be a good person and be happy but both are so hard to do in reality

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>>35226480
You don't understand the point of 4chan.
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>>35226534
I think I do, actually. But if you don't want to break the anonymity, then don't fill it out.
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>>35226571
It's more than that. Why even have this survey? If you want the answers to these kind of questions, go to social media.

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Spring Break is coming up, girls! Got any plans?
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Partying and getting fucked by Chad. Its awesome being a girl now addays
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I claim this thread for the bears.
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>>35226428
Hey you're not a girl!

The gf application thread starts now.

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>on train
>see qt girl with nice ass
>she goes towards the doors opposite me
>her ass facing straight to me
>decide to try and take a creepshot
>take picture
>flash is on
>everyone on the train looks at me
>fug
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>>35226384
did you at least get the picture?
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>>35226392
Deleted out of shame.
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>>35226392
>did you at least get the picture?
of course anon. here you ho

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Geek culture is retarded. How can anybody at the age above 21 can like comic books, vidya, and cape shit movies? It's so formulaic that it is laughable.
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>>35226308
>derpy

DIE BARNEYFAG
>this is your mindset.jpg
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>>35226308
Let's just say that all Barneyfags need to fucking die
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>>35226308
>people like what i don't and i hate that
how's going middle school, anon?

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Why is the archive down?
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>>35226291
Metaphorically my dick aint
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All the porn I've been looking at today has been braaaaaap art
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>>35227724
>All the porn I've been looking at today has been braaaaaap art
thanks

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>girl finally kisses me
>next morning blocks me on facebook

What the fuck why
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>>35226221
You did the virgin kiss.

She knew.
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>>35226221
Because you haven't deleted your facebook account yet.
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idk just because

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Any chads/normalfags here? Need advice
>be in college
>interested in girl
>kind of heavy but not fat at all
>subjective 10/10 for me, probably 4-6/10 for others
>be me
>about a 5/10, 6/10 good day
>socially awkward with girls but not with my friends
>have 1 class with said girl
>have not spoken to her entire year

How do I start talking to her, anons? would it seen as creepy by normalfags to say "hey (((oneitis)))" while walking to class? nobody moves seats in the class we have together, and she is relatively far away

what do?
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>>35226214
don't encourage the chads and normalfags op cmon man
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>>35226248
anon all the robots only give ironic advice like
>be urself

i need chad advice in order to be chad
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Does she raise her hand a lot or get good grades? You could start asking her advice on the coursework (even if it's easy you can pretend) and then if an exam is coming up maybe you could try a study date? Ask her if you can prepare for the exam together and you could buy her dinner before/after. Idk, that's what I would do

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WHY THE FUCK CANT I JUST BE HAPPY?! WHY THE FUCK EVERY FUCKING TIME EVERYTHING GOES WELL ALL SMILES ALL RUNNING SMOOTH ANS BAMP! SHIT STARTS GOING DOWNHILL WHERE I HAVE NO CONTROL OF MY FUCKING LIFE

A girl starts showing interest, sudendly life for some reason makes her go away, so close to kissing a fucking girl in my 26 years old fucking life suddenly I never see her again, if it's a coworker or a classmate, she just fucking disappears

GOT A FUCKING RISE AT WAGEKEK JOB FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE 5 YEARS IVE BEEN WORKING HERE AND BAMP! A BIGGER GREEDY CORPORATION BUYS OUR FRANCHISE AND TAKE AWAY MY FUCKING RISE

IT SEEMS LIKE MY DESTINY MAKES ANYTHING POSSIBLE TO MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE

Feeling really down, drunk as fuck, high as fuck, feeling like playing in traffic or jumping off a clif, SUDDENLY EVERYTHING GOES WELL AGAIN THEN 5 MORE THINGS GO BAD

FUCK YOU FATE
FUCK YOU DESTINY
FUCK YOU GOD IF THERES ONE
JUST END MY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LIFE IM TO COWARD TO KILL MY STUPID SELF

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM A WORTLESS PIECE OF SHIT
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>>35226104
Fate and destiny doesn't exsist. I feel bad for you tho, I feel the same way. It's like your drowning in a sea of shit and you can't swin.
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>>35226104
I can relate
I started MMA in january 2015. Was doing great despite being younger than most other guys and DYEL.
Months after got invaded by depression and psychosomatic health problems. (to be more specific, I thought I had chrons disease or some suicide-tier bowel problem but it turned out it was just lactose intolerance thanks to studies when I finally fucking decided to take my ass to the hospital)
So I had to stop MMA and all my dreams to become a pro, at least temporary.
Now on last december I started gym thanks to /fit/ where I learnt everything I needed to know about diet and routine. Progressed really good but now a few weeks ago started suffering a very serious insomnia which made me quit job and I go to the gym feeling tired because I get up late as fuck every day.
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Why wasn't I born a Chad or a Stacy to live life on easy mode?

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