>"What do you mean you don't have a license, Anon! You're going to embarrass me in front of my friends. "
>tfw I'm 26 years old and still don't have a license.
Am I too late, guys?
>turning 19 in two weeks and didn't even get my permit yet.
Uhmm....What do.
>>35227723
Get your license, now! You'll thank me later.
HELP ME
>was recently moved to a room in the house with no bathroom attached
>whole fucking family congregated in living room right next to the restroom
>reeeaaaallly feeling it
>I'm an anxious retard who hates when people hear me shit so I figured why not just do what other weirdos do and find solution in my room
>the shits begin clouding my rational thought process
>see Target bag and take dump in it
>lot more piss than anticipated
>smells terrible and piss immediately starts leaking out the bag
>panic and stick it in the trash can next to my desk while I go grab and another bag to keep it from leaking further
>lit a scented scented candle but it isn't working
>whole room obviously reeks of shit
>floor covered in piss
What the fuck do I do with it now? Can I legally put human shit into a dumpster? Should I burry it in my backyard in the night?
Sharpie in proopee
Throw it out the window
Originally original
OP you dumbass
You shouldve just quickly walked past them to the bathroom you cuck and then gone as fast as humanly possible and then return without saying a single thing.
I'd dispose of it anywhere i could away from your room my dude.
Why do women always have to talk shit about everyone? I work with females and it's unbelievable how they back-stab people. They will make fun of everyone, even little things. They consider me a friend so i hear it all and it ranges from small to big things.
Someone can come in after a long hard construction job, smelling a bit like BO and the women will make fun of him behind his back, say he fucking stinks, make it smells gestures etc.
There was also some big guy that came in that smelled a bit, he was huge but friendly as fuck. They kept saying it smells like shit, smells like someone shit themselves.
Should i stand up for these people and tell them to quit being such fucking backstabbing cunts?
>>35227422
Guess what happens if you try that.
>>35227422
They would probably start talking behined your back...
Unless they allready do
>>35227454
Worst thing is a firing? i mean they need to be put in place.
>>35227469
Even if they are your friends, women will talk about you as well. Don't worry i know they make fun of me when I'm not at work.
who /onepunchman/ here?
season two when?
It was ok
The manga has moved at a snail's pace since the end of s1 because of a shitty martial arts tournament
>>35227395
We love it in this house. We play this game to guess what colour the halfway break picture is.
He wiped out the strongest being in the Universe. Where the fuck do you go from there? That cyborg's boring little side-story?
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WE MUST DEFEAT THE GLOBALISTS AND THIS IS ONE OF THEM
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origorineo commentieo
bada bong bada booon
Do I just kill myself or do I give my punk band a shot make two EPs and then kill myself?
I'm gonna be dying before 25, so no "27 club to be overrated" shit.
I'd just like to leave something behind.
>punk band
do it now
>>35227328
do it and then kill yourself. Why not? Its not like killing yourself now or later will make a difference, because when you're dead you don't exist so you feel nothing forever anyways
>>35227328
>tfw said you would killyourself before 25
>26 now
The ride never ends
>tfw no single mother gf to cuddle with
Why would you put yourself in the tiger's claws?
>>35227292
>mfw single mother i was dating for 3 months took off with no word what so ever and hasnt spoke to me in almost 2 months
>why does everyone do this to me
>i have no face
>find cute single mother
>her children are NOT cute
>nasty bad behaved shithead half breed
Im fine with single mothers, but not the ones with bad children.
Anyone else spray deodorant on their ass?
no i use cornstarch based baby powder like a human
op you arent alone
oh no
the poopee smells from butt
better spray poot poot pretty zoots
in my butt
Anyone else thinking about suing their parents for the shit genetics/life/environment/mental issues given to them?
Can't sue your parents when you're living off of them
Using their own money to sue them so they can pay themselves back
Nice one
>>35227204
>everyone on r9k is NEET
k buddy
>>35227303
>he isnt a neet
>>>/facebook/
Hey /r9k/ why should I try? What valid reason do I have to put an effort in. I live in a socialist shit hole (canada) so whatever dead end job I end up with, I'll be paying close to 50% income tax (assuming it's a half decent job) I will never need the shit I learn in school outside of uni. I hate all my teachers, I have no friends, I feel like shit almost everyday. The only people in the world I love are my grandmother, my Mom and the only 2 friends I have. I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself and I won't fake my own death until I graduate. I'm still a kid and yet I feel as if I know more than most adults even though, deep down, I know that I don't know shit. I've always been told I'm smart and special even though my whole life I've known it's bullshit. Well this has gotten off topic, thanks for reading this far, thanks for reading at all.
>>35227104
Yeah same but america
>>35227447
Why should I try? At anything. Just why?
>>35227489
Why not? Is it so hard to do basic things like work and go to school?
Are femanon feels threads still a meme?
>tfw lose boyfriend to another girl because she does anal
post your virgin butthole
>>35227100
>have a SO in the first place
fucking kill yourself norman
>>35227100
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Do you think I could make a living being a rent boy? I'm not against receiving, but I want to be selective in my clientele (whites/attractive people can Fuck me). Does anyone have exp doing this?
Stats are 150 lbs, 6'0. Not femme :(
you can be whatever you want to, champ!
>>35227118
Thanks! I just think some gays would get off on fucking a straight boy who doesn't really want it and I wonder how much I could make.
>>35227086
The same rule for female prostitutes: only if you're handsome.
Actually it's even harder than female prostitution. Getting sex as a gay guy is much easier than as a straight one. That means you have to be reallllllly exceptional to convince someone to pay for sex when they could easily get it for free in a few minutes of grindr browsing.
> I want to be selective
Yup. Prostitution is definitely not fkr you, baby. Apart from one occasional fetishist client who is turned on by the idea of paid sex, the men who seek prostitutes do it because they can't get free sex. That means they are usually the bottom of the barrel of the sex game. The undesirables. Your homerotic fantasy is but a that. A fantasy. Reality is much less interesting.
>someone responds to my post with a detailed point by point refutation using flawless logic with indisputable evidence
>reply with, "not an argument"
>make a nonsense low effort shitpost for giggles
>autist replies with a formal rebuttal 3 paragraphs long
>>35227297
>I BET YOU'RE REAL PROUD OF UPSETTING SOMEONE ON A PAKISTANI OUTER-SPACE UPRIGHT EXERCISE BIKE DISCUSSION VENUE
>tfw I always am.
trip on donald
>billions of porn videos and images on the internet
>can't find one to jack off to
>>35227062
no worries m8, this should help
>open bazillion tabs
>watch 3-4 seconds each, skip to next scene, 3-4 seconds, skip, 3-4 seconds, video
>edging for 30 minutes looking for the perfect image
>end up cumming to a loading tab
>>35227062
I have been looking for a single gif and video that i watched between 2008-2010. Every couple of weeks i get the urge to find them but the only thing i have is my memories. I'm pretty sure they have been deleted but i won't stop looking.
>>35227168
>>end up cumming to a loading tab
iktf senpai
I always cum on my cat when I masturbate; it's the perfect solution.
>fap
>soon to cum
>call my cat and start cuddling it
>cum on her fur
>let her go clean herself
It's like a self cleansing rag. I don't waste paper, it''s a lot easier than going to the bathroom, and she even gets fed a little cleaning herself. It's foolproof
Post your best life hacks itt
i hope your cat claws your balls off you degenerate
stop abusing animals
>>35226999
Trips cat has to do it