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>>35228030
Be sure to record it when you float away.

>>35228030
How tall are you? You could always just eat more, buddy.

>>35228142
I'm 5'11

Original content

Women can only love their children, nothing else.

That is why 35% of women 25yo+ are on SSRIs- they NEED children to stay emotionally stable.

>>35228006
Women need security- which they attain from having a man's children. Women's mental stability depends on men.

>>35228005

> Women crave power.
> Masculinity is power.
> Become a man
> ???
> Profit. Enjoy eternal pussy

> Women crave power
> Be a beta cuck
> WHY WMYMN ARE SO HEARTLESS?
> *click /r/MGTOW*

Fucking faggot.

>>35227997
raping children will never be socially acceptable, so what exactly is the point of you making this board ?

>>35228055
You can't just redefine everything you don't like as "rape" then act like it's all settled. If the child wants and enjoys it then it's not rape.

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>>35228107
There's a special ring in hell for you

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I'm in class playing osrs and trying to kill time. I don't talk to anyone in here and everything were doing in class is nothing but review for me.

>>35228091
I too remember when life fulfilled me.

Cyborg at this point is just failed normie and not the original meaning of likeable robot.

Just stop feeling guilty. You control these feelings.

You can only make one thread every 10 minutes if you aren't clever or motivated enough to bypass it.

If you try before 10 minutes you get the stop posting message.
I hate accidentally pressing return instead of back, as the post is lost. And sometimes you forget what your thread was or why you wanted to post.

Then you feel angry maybe and cold all over like somoeone you trust has yelled in your face.

The feeling of the hate reminder is like having done something you know was wrong. But knowing is to much to know. So your mind deletes it and truncates the mental gymnastics into correcting the anomaly by inserting the contempt instead of guilt

>>35228067
We are here to talk. We talk and say what feels important.
What feels accurate.
What feels correct.

We can only know so much.
We can only be so correct and accurate without knowing anything about each other.

Anonymity is the staple of imageboard culture.
But anonymity commonly negates any worthwhile conversation.

Credibility is either removed or never existed.
It cannot be added here

>>35227869

those eyebags.ded

You women are all the same.

>tfw a girl will never eat your hairy ass
Why even live bros?

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>>35227850
dragons dogma
if you are a man of quality you'll love it
otherwise you'll think it's awful or boring or something

Geometry dash.
>Platformer
>cheap (i think 5$ or so)
>music (from Newgrounds audio portal, AKA, tons of EDM and such)
>community full of funny and also random bullshit.
>tons of youtubers of this game. Fairly small channels usually.
>amazingly high skillcap.
>many dedicated and skilled players to look up to.
>many achievements to always try and go for (if ur into that sorta thing)
Just play it and youll see the amazing shit in it bro.
Not to mention, many modes, create own lvls, main lvls, and tons of history in the game's community to hear about, pretty neat stuff.
I myself have 800+ hours atm. I love the game.

Solo self-found path of exile.

>>35227791
Stop roleplaying oregano

how much poo did you get on your dick

>>35227791
First time?

Oregon trail

>>35227737
It's God anon
We are God's hated children
He made us to taunt us
Every second of our existence is made to be a joke
We aren't built to be loved

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>>35227737
You were going to try and fuck her right after she was just in a car accident?

I want you to think about that and then ask yourself why you're single and a cuck to boot.

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>>35227737
Where is your pride nigga, A girl with a bf is like the black pest.

>>35227713

Finland. Their entire populace is a bunch of autistic mongoloids, so you'd fit right in.

>>35227713
Could really go for some lemon juice right now lad

>>35227713
definitely a scandinavian country

Fuck anon, that's a heartbreaker. I'm sorry. I hope you find peace

Damn anon,hard times.

Oriroiro

>>35227702
Damn that sucks. What would he have wanted you to do with your life? If you have any idea, I would try to do that to honor his memory.

>>35227689
Duh, or frame him of a crime and get him sent to prison. If you don't want to go to prison, do option 2.

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It would be super devilish if you listened to their love sounds and fapped to it lol.

>>35227728f
Fuck you fagget reeer cukerino

/a/ exists you fucking retard

google.com

oregon trail commento

>>35227704
>>35227832
suck my nuts
tell me who she is faggots

>>35227529
i think it's chunin

>>35227529
kys fuckin loser jesus christo

>>35227549
No it isn't you dumb faggot that's a different concept.

Its reletively easy, nothings easier than not existing

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The thought of being a womsn is the most existentially horrifying one I can imagine. Not even SOMA comes close.

t. Autogynophile

>>35227521
It's easier to be a woman but it's less rewardin too. You basically exist as a fucktoy for Chad.