Do people think of you as a funny person?
How do you be funny?
I used to be the class clown in high school, depression killed my sense of humor.
>>35228573
Same. 4chan changed my sense of humor too. Now I have a very dark sense of humor and things that make me laugh are considered extremely offensive to other people.
>Talking to Russian girl
>Talking about potatoes for some reason
>In Russia, they peel the skin off potatoes before cooking them
>I say that's stupid because the skin is the best part and the only part that tastes like a potato
>No, at home we feed skin to dog. Is not food for people.
>Incoming epic joke in my head
>I smile and confidently say "If Russians ate the skins of potatoes, fewer of them would have starved to death in the Soviet Union"
>She didn't think it was funny
>>35228854
i think you're funny, anon
orego
I'm a failed normie meaning that I wanted to be normal but i'm too autistic. Iv'e had sex but it was mostly with people that were more unattractive than I was/around my level. Iv'e only been to a bar once. Iv'e never had a real gf but iv'e had internet relationships. 2 serious ones. I'm really anti social but I love attention, selfish loving attention.
Do I qualify for robot or normie?
Just give up.
Once a robot always a robot.
I hate people like you. Too weak willed to define yourself so you slither into shitholes like this trying to find your place.
You're you, stop trying to label yourself to fit in and just fuck off. God I hate this place.
>>35228642
>yfw you don't even fit into r9k
>you will die as a virgin
ur mom helped
>you will die alone never having known what it is like to be loved, not merely lusted after but loved
>you will never actualize your sexual fantasies
>you will never have the luxury of fucking a woman and abandoning her beacuse she is superfulous to you
>you will never ride the tiger to valhalla
just do like I did and go visit an escort. the one I met told me she had some virgin customer before me.
> mention bitcoins to my mother
> anon, "you know who uses bitcoins? pedophiles."
> verbatim
I flipped shit on her. Fuck that bitch. Shes a fucking liberal dumb cunt bitch. Wish I was muslim so I could beat that bitch.
Women are fucking retarded.
Your moms right.
Should've been a good christian boy and bought ETH. It's mooning y'know.
>tfw only have $18 btc in my wallet
who /poorasfuck/ here
>>35228562
lmao.. I am going to buy some eth, dont worry.
i've started a few days ago not because its some trend set my normies but because its helped me quit dipping and smoking what about you guys ?
>>35228457
I vape weed every so often.
I doesn't get me as high as smoking, but it doesn't hurt my lungs as much.
I really just prefer edibles though. They taste good, get me really high, and don't hurt at all.
yes, i use a vaporizer because i'm slowly lowering my nicotine levels. it's actually working surprisingly well, i get the throat hit and get the nicotine buzz. been using it for half a year and i'm at 3mg right now, but i won't be using it once i get off the nicotine jew
>paying for a robot dick that cums nicotine
>looking like a trendy faggot to fit in
>believing in the addiction meme
r9k I really need a quick painless way to die. I've been looking up shit and I've got nothing useful
please help guys. Thanks
>>35228447
Exit bag
See ya tomorrow anyway OP
>>35228485
ha ha very funny.
I'll look into the exit bag. seems reliable but I really don't want it to be painful im a pussy
You're not gonna kill yourself, you pussy.
How many guys do you think your mom slept with before she met your father?
my father was my mom's first boyfriend
My mom was a 40 year old spinster
>>35228258
2. She wasn't very promiscuous, coming from an orthodox town. She was a loser shut-in nerd like me.She's told me about each experience.
If it's so easy to get orbiters, how do I go about it?
1. you post tits
2. you post ass
3. you get orbiters
>>35228231
Go on r/okcupid subreddit and post there. They are the highest level of beta there, and you can easily get 20 orbiters within a day
Drop your skype
I'll send you a message every 12 hours or less depending on how frequent you want them
At what age did you realize that you truly were not destined for anything good in life?
When did you realize that your destiny was a pile of shit?
I had that moment earlier today. It was like an epiphany.
I realized, "some people are made for the good life. It's just not me. I tried my best but my best wasn't good enough."
What I realized is that my sole purpose in life was to be humiliated, disappointed, and self-loathing. This is my task, my art, my craft, my calling. I'm very good at it.
There are many failures; I alone *AM* failure itself, the incarnation of inadequacy.
From day 1, I have been denied passions, loves, drives, even the ability to relate to others. And yet I was extremely ambitious from an early age, feeling I was destined to conquer the world. In this sense, I transcend even the homeless man in utter failure. At least the homeless man can claim to have never cared much for success in the first place.
>>35228208
when you sow these seeds you bring others down
i'd like to help you man but i'm struggling too
i'm not strong enough to help you
>>35228208
17, when I couldn't pass high school because I absolutely can't understand math no matter how many times someone explains it to me. I was an average B or higher in every other subject, but math just never registered with my brain. I ended up having to get a GED and still see myself as a failure because of it.
I've known that for some time now, feels bad man.
I realised today that I've not made any decisions myself I've always thought 'I'll fix my life after x' first x was high school then college then getting a job...
Now where am I at I wasted my life and i cannot fucking fix it, i haven't even lived my life ive always avoided everything that was hard and just eased through the rest fuck
I hate it I wish i could be someone else
>tfw you realize you are the amalgamation, in your bloodline, of every coward and hero, thief and judge, warrior and farmer, destroyer and builder. Etched on your soul is every victory and defeat of those before you that bore you here onto this corner of the internet.
That's quite poetic, anon.
>>35228205
Only winners reproduce
Only winners made me
>>35229121
Normies made you is more like it
Should I befriend weed dealer Chad? He just wants to be friends and I've made it clear that I'm not going to be pumped and dumped. Do you think a fembot and Chad can be friends?
Weed dealers are usually cool, I say do it
>>35228166
He wants to fuck you so no
You dumb roastie bitch you know you're gonna trade in your pussy for weed at some point
A non fat girl messaged me first on Tinder! What kind of sorcery is this?
Ill fuck this up.
>>35228116
Its a bot
Its a tranny
Its a disabled
thats a tranny
fuck it in the butt
She's not real. Fucking look at yourself OP and then come back here and tell me you really think a woman will like you enough to message you on Tinder. Give me a fucking break.
>work as a bouncer
>all the staff think of you as trash
>none of them like you even though you are friendly
>they all have fun with each other and never with you
>when shit hits the fan, and an aggressive drunk shows up they expect you to defend them
Any other security bros here? i've noticed it's like this at a lot of places.
How can i be a security guard at clubs? Im 6ft and train muay thai and jiu jitsu
>>35228153
Your "fighting" wont save you when you get bottled over the head or king hit. Or when an aggressive 6ft5 new Zealand guy wants to brawl. Working clubs are dangerous and complete garbage.
.t worked mutiple clubs
And do girls flirt with you ?????///???? 94origi
What's your most secret 4chan secret?I used to do Katawa Shoujo writefag threads on /a/ back in 2009
>>35228109I was once a regular poster on /pol/.
>>35228109I used to color manga panels and LN illustrations on /a/ for a series I was super into around 2009
>>35228109I know who you really are.
>Grab my ass
feels good man
>Grab my boobs
>No boobs
feels sad man
I just wanna be a qt girl is that so much to ask?
>>35228099
post ass bitch lol
>>35228099
considering how many girls are not cute, yep, thats asking a lot anon
>>35228179
>become a trap
>even worse chance of being cute than a n actual girl
should just kys myself tbqh sempai