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Why do people here hate shonen so much?
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>>35230453
Because it's fucking garbage
Zero story
generic cliches
Bad guys always lose
Happy endings always occur
i don't watch anime to escape i watch it to ground me and make me realize no matter how hard i try i will always fail and there's no point in trying.
Shounen makes me think i have a chance and japan is a good country
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>>35230494
You must hate Masamune-kun's Revenge.
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>>35230523
fucking who?
i despise Naruto but overall despise anime and people who watch it for any other reason then to feel depressed.

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ITT: People you used to hate, but now you don't think are that bad
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>>35230414

Italian herb that sounds like original
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>>35230472
14 year old who "ironically wants to die" detected.

end your life bud
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>>35230414

Pewdiepie, I used to hate his shitty game videos but now that he went full /pol/ I like him.

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Post all of the frustrating and rage-inducing stories you have from your shitty retail jobs in this thread. I'll start:

>be me
>cashier at a Walmart in Ohio
>see a group of 3 niggers (2 men and 1 women) with 2 carts filled to the brim with 2 liter soda bottles looking for an open cashier
> "please don't come to me please don't come to me please don't come to me"
>Lead nigger spots me
>FUCK
>lead nigger starts stacking trays of 2 liter coke bottles on my conveyer belt
>I start to take them out of the metal store trays
>"ay yo, leave them cokes in there, we're gonna use these trays to carry the cokes to the car, we'll bring them right back."
>sureyouwill.jpg
>enter into the computer 50 bottles of coke, 15 2 liter bottles of ginger ale, 15 bottles of diet coke, and 22 boxes of redbull.
>"ok, so your total will be 355 dollars and 43 cents."
>start wondering how the fuck these 3 raggedy niggers are going to afford all this shit
>the hoodrat negress in the group reaches into her wallet and pulls out an EBT card
>don'tyoufuckingdare.jpg
>she swipes it into our card reader
>feel a surge of anger wash over me, feel the urge to commit racial genocide intensify
>she selects the SNAP option on the card reader
>total money left owed drops to 4 dollars and 40 cents.
>lead nigger asks "ay yo, how many things does we have to take off to get the total down to zero dollars? Can we take a coke bottle off"
>"the amount left is due to a 20 cent bottle deposit on each redbull you bought"
>"aight, aight. Break it down for me real simple-like. How man cokes does we have to take off to get the total down to zero?"
>have to resist the urge to strangle him
>"you owe 20 cents for each box of redbulls you bought that food stamps doesn't cover. You could only get your cost down to zero if I took all the redbulls off your order"
>"ah shit!"
continued below
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>>35230359
continued
>lead nigger turns to a white woman standing behind him in line
>"miss, do you have 4 dollars and 40 cents that I could have"
>woman responds in thick Russian accent "Sorry, I don't have any cash left with me"
>negress says "it's fine"
>she swipes her EBT card again, and this time selects the EBT option, causing the amount left to drop to zero dollars.
>hand them their receipt
>"goodbye"
>refuse to tell them to have a good day like I do for every other costumer
>mfw they never brought the metal trays back

Niggers man, not even once!
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that's what you get for living in Ohio, anon.

next time live somewhere with fewer niggers.
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>>35230359
At kmart, a woman once said she should get a 5 dollar off gift card for 3 items she bought. I informed her that two of the items were eligible for the gift card, but one of them wasn't. She gave me a kmart ad to prove that I should give her the gift card. I read it out loud for her "recieve a 5 dollar off gift card for the purchase of any 3 home furnishings products listed below." (after that there was a list of items)
she repeated back to me "yes, like you just said, it says you get a 5 dollar off gift card with the purchase of any 3 home furnishing products, so I should get the gift card."
how do people this stupid exist? Its like she changed the information as my words entered her brain to be something completely different. It has to be on purpose, no one can be that fucking stupid! Not even a costumer!

>gets banned from most discords I join from /r9k/
>fuck them I'll make my own

https://discord.gg/T3tM29C

please join me I'm so alone
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>join this discord
>get instantly banned
so this was just your revenge fantasy.
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>>35230369
yea fuck u
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>have to be a member for 10 minutes to post

There's a special place in hell for you.

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how do i have a conversation with new people without it sounding like an interview
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I wish I could help you but I'm just an eeI
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>>35230329
I wish I could help but I'm also socially inept.
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>>35230329
If you're republican, pretty much everything you say is going to be awkward af.

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You know the deal, /r9k/
What will my next move be?
Dubs decides
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>>35230285
You come over dressed as Felix argyle and FUCK MY ASS.
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>>35230285
I wish I had a vagina so we could rub our clits against each other, that'd be really cool
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>>35230285
Lemme pin you down and fuck the hell out of you with my big dick ;)

Every day I pray to the Lord for strength and guidance.

I'm not the smartest, I'm not the strongest. But my Lord guides me through hard times.

I pray for his help to make the right decisions, I pray before a big lift, I pray for his help on homework.

On most Sundays I go to church, and before bed I read at least one page of the bible.

I try to do good things, and I try to be helpful, and to be a good person to other people. If someone approaches me to ask for help, or if I see an injustice, I don't think twice about stepping in to lend a hand.

I try to live by the commandments, and to live in a way that would please God.

How does R9K feel about this?
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>>35230276

Dude I pray every night, dammit I make every effort to make my life better.

So during days my best just wasn't enough, it's so therapeutic to pray and get a little boost from it. Plus when it does work out, it feels great to think that someone is on your side.

Being a Christian got me through rough times, and I'm not ashamed of it at all.
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm

posteroni originale
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>>35230276
Good to see that there are still christians on r9k. Daily reminder that it's about kingdomhood, not just works.

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Hey I know a lot of you hate women and I think I'm starting to hate them to but it hurts so much

I don't really know how to explain it but everytime I read some redpill argument a part of me dies and wishes it's not true but a rational part of me is like "You know it's like that stop pretending like it's not"

What's the point of life if true love is not real? I feel like I view the world and particularly love through some disney bullshit glasses and everytime I realize it's probably not like that I feel like complete garbage and I don't know what to do about it

I guess i'm kind of a fucking normie/cyborg but this is killing me and i need to talk to someone

Is anyone else dealing with these feels? I'm a 19 years old INFP virgin
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>>35230246
i think you're retarded because you just described half of my daily thoughts. Fuck. Wanna make a suicide pact?
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>>35230246

>tfw I've ascended past caring

Im dating some whore now and I don't even care

It's not worth it. Just do what you want and don't worry about that kind of shit. Just live for joy, wherever you may find it.
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>>35230246
Ignore women. Do whatever you want. Study, work, waste away in the basement. You're missing nothing. Go fuck a hooker if you're curious. Love is a meme in tge modern world.

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Ho come you don't hangout with any non-white friends, /r9k/ ?
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>>35230228

>having friends of any color at all

Reddit is that way. I'm sure they'll help you deal with your """"""depression"""""" from your girlfriend of 3 months dumping you.
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I can't make any.
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>>35230267
I got a nigger weeb friend who's pretty cool

What would you do if you and your waifu had a child? Would you take responsibility?
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>>35230226
Well my "waifu" is a guy soooooooooooooo
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>>35230226
of course i would, thats all i could ever ask for honestly. Only if it were mine.
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Absolutely.

but I dont have a waifu, though.

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>tfw no kangaroo bf

I think most bestiality is disgusting but if I could guarantee my safety I would absolutely, unashamedly sleep with a kangaroo. I told my boyfriend this and I think it upsets him. Kangaroos are just so sexy.
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>>35230216

You are either a white woman who really thinks this or a white man who thinks it's funny to portray his women as animal fucking degenerates.

I pity you and your dying race.
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How can human bois even compete?

Apparently this isn't an original comment.
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>>35230216

But thier beans are above the franks......that's just weird

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I wanna be part of a CIA operation to overthrow a foreign corrupt government.

But I'm too dumb to work for the CIA
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>>35230210
That sucks
Try not sucking
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I know that obscure feel senpai. I want to be a spy but would immediately be caught.
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>>35230210
Its always the heroin, dont forget this

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Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Me? I'm just waiting on a the new Zelda to come out. After I beat that, it's game over for me lads.
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>>35230209
>Not even going to wait for Mario Odyssey
What a pleb
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>>35230209
I said the same thing about dark souls 3
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>>35230209
what if theres an even better zelda further down the line?

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Post if you're ugly.

>Age
>What's wrong with your face
>Your sad story
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>>35230204
I'll bite
>19
>long ass horse face which makes my nose look upturned and feminine
>weak chin>
>whites of my eyes show underneath my irises unless I squint
No sad story really, I just squint 24/7. If I wasn't tall I'd be fucked
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>23
>round chubby looking face despite the fact that I'm thin as a rail
>no jawline whatsoever, if I angle my head downwards at all a double chin of flab immediately emerges (once again despite the fact that I'm otherwise skinny)
>huge fucking nose that gets bigger and hairier every year (thanks dad)
>asymmetrical nostrils (my nose looks flat out crooked in pictures especially)
>whenever I smile, my eyes squint up so bad that I look asian and have been mistaken for asian several times because of this
>bigass buck teeth with a sizeable gap
>eyebrows are all fucked up and thinning, looks like I pluck them even though I've never touched them
>facial hair is patchy and disgusting looking when grown out
>hair is a giant poofy, wavy mess of frizz that looks godawful and unkempt no matter what I do to it

I have no stories in particular but every single time I see a picture or video of myself, I literally cringe at how ugly I am. I'm probably a 3/10 at best, it's physically painful to live. Not to mention my utterly retarded sounding deep and flat voice that screams robot as soon as I speak.
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>>35230470
>I literally cringe at how ugly I am. I'm probably a 3/10 at best, it's physically painful to live.

I know this feel.

Every time I look in a mirror I think "Jesus that isn't right. No wonder your life is such a mess."

You should be happy you have a deep voice

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We need to wean you aspies off of pictures of anime girls. Instead, start avataring as anime boys.
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Nope. you can't make me.
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>>35230126

What are you guys watching nowadays?
Saw Level E yesterday, was a fun, short run somewhat MiB inspired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9c_dbtVPz0
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You can't stop me. I will post Holo forever and ever.

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