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I have a g5 but I'm going to upgrade once the g6 comes out

i have a really good phone img but ic ant post it here cause its my secret :) lets just say its cooler than anything you've ever seen before bwa hahahahaha but i dont want it to be spread cause its my special find

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>>35231707
but i don't want to be mean so i'll show you a random one i like. i like ivory rotary dials (this one isn't rotary its butotn but i cant find it atm) phones antique chic because i have style ;)

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>>35231644
>legoland

Nigger, if you aren't LARPing, I honestly hope you aren't seriously planning on doing this. Take her out to a nice restaurant or something, then invite her back to your place and fuck. That's how normies do it.

>>35231644
Why the fuck would you come here of all places to ask for fashion advice to impress a female? What the fuck is wrong with you, you retarded faggot?

>>35231644
Take her to the range.

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>>35231631
back off shes my waifu

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>tfw met a real life misaki chan but ruined it with my weaponized autism

>>35231631
why do people keep missing the point of the show

>>35231595

Ya ok. Let's si on the couch, the floor isn't comfortable.

>>35231595
Do it without a word

>tfw when you're so selfish you can't even give pretty ladies massages because it's too much work and they won't massage you back anyways

Better housewife/mother than well over 99% of women.

A huge slut. And kinda quirky. Like an alternative kind of slut. Not of the blue haired kind but I'd dye my hair weird colors occasionally.

>>35231569
So me coming off drugs cant play into this, and im still smarter than you.. im honestly frightened by how smart ill be after PAWS, just put me back on the drugs. pls,

>>35231513
uh how about having no mother or father. be thankful

A black mother and white father.

>mfw my race mixture has a country and continent
>U.S. Southwest, Mexico, South America

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say no to trap

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trap = bad

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>>35231488
>a REAL vagina
ew
no thanks

Girl forcing me to eat her shit.

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Having sexual intercourse with someone who genuinely loves me.

interracial autogynephilia in a fantasy setting

try your best even though you know you will fail, you will learn something

also ignore all the memes and bullshit you hear on the internet

when she say something like "let's just be friends" say "ok but if you want to be friends you have to give advice on how to improve and get a gf" and don't go "REEE" if she says "just be yourself"

>>35231538

>implying he can even speak to her face to face

Wew lad, how the hell is he supposed to get that far


To OP
who is she? Coworker? Classmate? Please don't say it's the girl working at *insert shitty generic job here*

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>>35231449
Find a fictional character or porn star that reminds you of her and fixate on them until your infatuation goes away.

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>>35231442
ok friendo j;afds

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help helper cam todi an d so did i

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Here ya go

2 seconds

>>35231431
great idea OP I can't wait to talk about this game with you

I remember this.
I'll humor you, OP, let's play this.

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>tfw cant get viruses on phone

nice try OP

mmmmm what chu say ay
ooo that its all for the best well of course it is
mm whatchu sayyy ayyy ooooooo

>>35231474
Hol up...*smacks lips*...jus a sec...*scratches dick*...is you tryna say...*tilts head*...that like...like...like...Hol up...*licks lips*...u trynna tell me...*grabs dick*...that like we...we...*jumps around*...wuz Shakespeare n' shit?!?!?!?!

>>35231541
na you fucked it up. damn anytime someone does kangs its always fucking good and i always laugh balls, but you are the first person that i really just... fuck. just get the fuck off the internet.

>>35231389
Over the course of 2016 I slept with 5 girls from this app, and made out with 4 more. It works if you're willing to lower your standards a bit.

I met up with a girl from this app. Slept with her, dated for two weeks

Now she is making up shit about how I hit her and I might get kicked out of college for it.

I only match with morbidly obese women and bots.

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Dear Romeos,

Can you sex me? Thanks!

>>35231381
Dear Tina

It's been so long you've come here to Minneapolis, your family misses you, all your friends miss you and I wonder where you are when I sleep at night. The nights are so cold without you now, I'm sorry for how I hurt you.

With love, KD

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D,

I love hanging out with you. It's always the best part of my day. I want to make you happy.Pls keep bossing me around

S

I can't suck my own penis and there are no other penises around to suck. I hope that answers your question/

>>35231373
Oh god I want to fucking wrap my lips around that fucking cock and have him unload in my mouth jesus Christ aaaaaaa@aaaaaaaa I needs cock

>>35231373
My relationship is dead and we don't have sex anymore

I honestly think if I went in there and tried to take his pants off and suck his dick, he'd tell me to stop.