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>>35232743
>no excuses

For what? Drinking water isn't hard. Remembering to do it can be a bit tricky...I've definitely gone days without drinking anything...

>>35232743
What the fuck is the point of this? Just drink water with your food or when your feeling hot or thirsty and you're fine, you don't need a fucking jugful of water every day.

>>35232791
>>35232780
>>35232743
Is it a possibility this person is doing a water-only fast?

dunno, maybe

You'll have to give us more information if you want an actual estimate.

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>>35232719
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ive had a job, it sucked. its a lot of work, you need to wake up consistently every day, theres a lot of social pressure and attention from females there, which to a socially awkward kv who's afraid of intimacy is more bullshit problems. but i could never keep a job longer than 3 months because im mentally broken, and ive had like 5 i think

they can fire u at anytime at their whim and your life is fucked, you slave for minimum wage, its fucked most of the time

funny too cause i had a rather good call center job, but still its too much for me, im genuinely mentally broken

honestly being neet is vastly better. you're not missing much not working.

why is life so bullshit, christ. how smug can god get

also dont bring juice girl into r9k she's too qt for it, she doesnt deserve to be in this place

also h*ck

need basic income

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Natsu wo miru uji
nohara karakusa kawaku wa

>>35232672
YO
IN THE STREETS IN THE SNOW HE'S A SPOOKY MOFO

you robots watch any good anime this week?

that sounds more like a brain problem than a dick problem op. but I have my own

>uncut
>phimosis
>really hard to retract foreskin
>even when I can retract it, it's extremely painful for me
>do stretching exercises for 2 weeks now
>can't even tell if I'm making progress

I'm not sure I even want to have sex if my dick is like this. It makes me feel like less of a man, like a little kid. It makes me feel small. Why the fuck would evolution fuck up something so important as my own dick

>>35232651
Premature ejaculation reporting in
>tfw you can only jack off for a minute
>tfw if you do get a gf she'll hate the sex

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I don't know if this is a dick problem but

>almost constant urge to urinate
>have to get up several times a night to piss
>almost never feels like my bladder is completely empty
>problem suddenly gets better and worse at random intervals

I went to a doctor back when this started 5 years ago, and he did a urine culture, kidney/bladder ultrasound, blood test, and manually checked my dick for like 5 minutes. Everything came back negative. He gave me some pills for prostatitis or whatever it's called, but they didn't do shit. He said he didn't think it was anything serious, but that they'd probably have to do a prostate exam or even more invasive shit to tell me what was wrong. I nope'd the fuck out of there because I have a major phobia for medical shit, and I never went back despite the fact that this has been a serious recurring problem for me.

When it gets bad, it's straight up suicide-inducing, but I really don't want to have to get surgery or something. I just wish I knew what the fuck I did that caused this plague on my dick.

>>35232603
How do you do such a thing wise manipulanon

>>35232610
when you ignore people they think you have a higher value than them

even if you have no value.

How do you know they're obssed with you? You sure?

>>35232600
I'm not in the mood, sorry.

>>35232600
I see no point in it because it's always thrown out as bullshit when I share it.
I tell the truth of who I am, none of you believe it and accuse me of just shitposting.
When I shitpost and lie you take the bait every time.
All I have learned from this is that the community at large would rather think normies, Chads, Stacys and what not come here, point, laugh, and mock you then some 30+ year old fat NEET that actually did it and landed himself a tomboy petite qt that likes to work and spoil me with no strings attach for the last decade and wants to encourage you there is hope.

>>35232600
I will tell you a story. Not my entire life story, but one rather amusing.

>deep in alcoholism period a couple of years ago
>drank a bunch then went to a bar I was on first name basis with
>due to familiarity, drinks were extra stiff
>have always been able to handle ungodly amounts of liqour
>black out once again, known to have violent anger outbursts when blackout
>no recollection, but I end up in a fight
>get kicked out by the 400lb bartender/weekend bouncer
>literally thrown out of the bar
>memory comes to to me busting in a window of an old storefront
>vacant for years, still had old equipment in it
>flashes of me busting up shit, knocking things over
>turn lights on inside for some reason
>wake up in my bed, hungover as shit.
>hour later realize OH FUCK THAT HAPPENED
>walk back to the area to see if it was real or not
>see a bag of things I left there from night before that would have made me
>pick it up, go home
>nothing happened, never found out

Through chance I hear from someone whose parents owned the place. Said insurance paid for everything and it was a blessing in disguise as they were able to renovate and now a very profitable and busy business is there.

>>35232598
Why not take a social skills class? Really helped me desu.

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holy shit I was wrong they were just taking a break, the ceiling is vibrating like crazy now I think they finished for real cuz theres lots of foot steps. I wish I could've watched them go at it. I still don't know what real sex will be like, obviously not like pornos...

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Takes me back to my college days when my neighbors in the dorm would always bring back chicks and you could hear the bed shaking through the paper thin walls.

I would just sit there thinking about how much of a loser I was. Nothing made me want to kill myself more than thinking about how there are 16 year old high school kids out there that have infinitely more rich and varied sex lives than I will have in my entire life.

>>35232585
IMPOSTER GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35232585
Your face actually looks improved in this photo. Perhaps it's the glasses, but I don't want to take your smug fucking mug and introduce it to a belt sander now.

Why does your pic get posted around a lot?

>>35232570
this girl is clearly fat as well as this man, so im assuming a belly grill would be able to give me the succ if I wanted it. You can clearly see the extra rolls behind her arm pillowing up

>tfw belly gfs are the most comfy gfs, provided they are not insane

>>35232605
>>35232605
I can pretty much confirm this

Mine was insane and never washed her pooter so it had its fair share of drawbacks but the experience gained from the relationship has showed me that beta women aware of their status are pretty good to have around when kept ona short leash

It also helped to propel me into a relationship with a 9/10 heh

My guess is that guy has a decent job and seems kinda normal. I've fucked fatties, I have to say it isn't bad at all during, its about one minute after you cum and you look over and you start realizing how gross she is.

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I'd be pretty smug if I had a 10-inch dick. I imagine it's the same principle.

>>35232547
She asked her ouija board and a WWI ghost said said she had smashing norks.

>ouija board
>ghost
>buddha art

d r o p p p e d and thats not a girl its a man egh

why don't you treat her like any normal girl you would talk to irl

don't be like "So where is the hypothalamus of the hydroganglia?"

legitimately ask how her day was and just talk/chat/laugh/banter be fun with each other have fun

stop thinking about "deeep questions" or "what to talk about". its natural

>>35232530
>robots who are experienced conversationalists
no such thing, unless you mean discussing nerdy hobbies

One thing i noticed is that playful banter is a great way of keeping the conversation interesting. Tease her and she'll stick around, don't force it though.

One thing i can guarantee is that if you keep talking to people, even from behind the screen, you'll get better at it.

>>35232380
Keep my head up, say hello to passerby's or greet them with a smile

>>35232380
Head up with a solemn expression, not saying anything unless someone engages me

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i do the same but i also breathe like an idiot bc i'm always listening to musik when im outside and i can't hear myself so i try really hard to breathe normal but that just makes it worse

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I hate litterally everyone of you

Die, normie, you deserved it for being attractive to a female.

>>35232329
>You motherfuckers litterally ruined my life

Another robot blaming their problems on other people. You deserve to be here and lonely.

if it's 30H's you're clear

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>>35232348
HPMOR

>>35232365
Not the same anon you're replying to, but very nice.

I actually prefer it to the actual series.