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>>35233327
i personally think she looks and talks funny so i usually watch 3 mins of her videos before i get annoyed

Are we supposed to orbit A-list YouTubers that literally fuck Chad?

>>35233358
>>35233358
No. But you guys say you hate beta orbiters and cucks and fembots.

Come to think of it there are also quite a few instagram girl orbiters in here. Really makes me think.

By being attractive. Normies have an irrational hatred of ugly people (yet they love pugs).

>>35233334
Fuck I guess they'll hate me til the end of time then
i have zero redeeming qualities

Literally nothing you can do about it.
Imagine being forced to serve army for 2 years and everyone hates you cause you are an incompetent idiot with autism and 6 diseases.
Everyone fucking hates me and I'm forced to do what they say.
EVERYONE....

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>Dad knocked over the cum cauldron

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>the cops found the boob bag

>>35233248
>Grandma recycled the chumchum panties

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pastry chef

all you do is sit in the back of a kitchen by yourself intricate little designs that only a sperg/autist can be autistic enough to create.

also pouring cummies in the normies sweeties is pretty gr8

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>>35233233
This would be my dream job: a professional shitposter, or maybe a social media star.

Night security is a good robot job. You don't even have to be fit, you don't have to talk to anyone or see anyone.

This is a lot of effort for bait. Like, you managed to include every beef the men on here have with women.

I'm a woman, and while I'm pretty sure most of us aren't like this, this bait made me laugh.
6/10, OP.

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>>35233227
Prove you're not a roastie.

1. Are you a virgin (any sexual act with another person counts as losing your virginity including handjobs, BJs, etc if you were actually raped it doesn't count)
2. Do you want kids or do you want a job
3. Assuming you're average unless you prove otherwise would you date an average man or do you constantly look towards above average men. Pic related.

>>35233201

but what happens after she says yes

>>35233239
she becomes your gf
you're allowed to smell her hair and such things

>>35233201
>dating Kaitlyn Bogdanoff

I fucked my cute roommate in a Thai hotel yesterday.

>>35233193

Haha woo, today was a good and happy day! Just like yesterday!

>>35233193
Looks don't matter, it's the inside that matters :)

>>35233098
Constantly.
I always feel I'm under performing or missing something at work.
People say I'm great but I believe they just don't see all time I think I forget something

About as often as I remember that I'm.

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>>35233098
Everyday because i'm anxious and a useless piece of shit

>>35233061
Maybe watch some asmr? I hope you'll be able to sleep!

>>35233061
That would relax me desu senpai

This happens to me I live in a really broken down cardboard box of a house and i live in upstate ny and the wind literally every night every day for hours on end is blowing like 90 mph

I had to switch rooms and just sleep on the floor. It was actually comfier the wind against my poverty window is literally louder than my tv

>>35233040
Yeah, fuck this site, lomando's community is so much better than this filth.

>>35233040
>lomando.com
good

sounds good, can't wait to check it out

t. chad

OK, will you be joining me? No point in only one of us being chaste.

That seems like an attractive offer. We barely know each other though, can I do a 2 week trial period? I promise not to quit the trial early no matter what.

>>35233033
What an ugly face! Disgusting ears!

>>35232941
Lose some weight you fucking lazy cunt

>>35232987
but I'm too lazy to work up the motivation to lose weight
and even if I did I don't know how to leave the house and get a life
I'm just a NEET wasting his years away on 4chan letting his life slip away and I am too autistic to fix it

>>35233015
How old are you and in what country do you live ?

do people even get physically bullied anymore?

>>35232837
>implying standing up for yourself doesn't make the bullying worse

>>35232837
i did in elementary school because it was just one fatfuck that bullied me, punshed his fucking nose in and he bleed and started crying hahahaha but in middle school it was a group of people so there was not much i could do.

only if someone proves to me that link is safe

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>>35232861
>being this paranoid
oregano

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i dont know what any of this means here

OP, please.
orig

>>35232835
what you mean? originally

>>35232859
Stop this madness before it turns into a full-blown series.