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>>35236092
>tfw ive never felt this feel

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>>35236092
>tfw you just open a windows and piss outside like a normal person

>>35236092
I enjoy sounding

getting dreams like that is reason enough to leave this board for good.

>>35236059
>she

origig

gfs (male) should give you the succ, and you give the fucc baka anon you can't even get that right

>>35236027
I'm good looking but, can you explain me the steps on how to get sex using tinder?

>>35236027
explain it you fucking normie, i asked you with my kind question and you refuse to answer me? die you fucking cunt

>>35236027
>>>>/soc/ you fucking piece of shit normie
original just in case

Fembots only want the abusive "robots" (read: normies) who treat them like trash and take advantage of them. Then when they get dumped/cheated on they blame all robots.
Stop falling for fembot delusions that they're not like other girls. They're exactly the same.

>>35236023

Girls don't like loyal guys. Guys are meant to be hypergamous and women loyal.

>>35236094
I hate to admit it, but you may be right. I know some robots who are good at heart and have no bad thoughts, none of them ever had a gf. I would count myself as one of them too.

But I still have the belief that there are women who aren't like that, who dislike bad people.

>>35236116
I will never be hypergamous, that is degenerate. I want to love only one person in this world and no one else.

>>35236007
It's usually pretty fun desu

>>35236007
I'd assume at a very poor level, a car is what separates the haves from the have-nots. As homeless shelters are very bad places.

>>35236007
she has lesbo ankles

>>35235900

Currently Watching S.5.

It's one of the few watchable series that's not total thrash.

Carm is the embodiment of being an entitled cunt.

>>35235900

I haven't gotten very far but I loved the show when I was watching it. I just got burnt out.

>tfw no gf to watch the sopranos with

>>35235988
I wouldn't be so rough with her. You have Janice who is pretty much a character made to be hated.

I mean, yeah, Carm can be a shit character, but you also can feel simpathy for her. She's basically a trophy wife, at the mercy of his unstable husband. I don't know, she ain't that bad.

>>35235852
Why did it make you want to cry?

>>35235878
>middle sister buys a computer game that hypnotizes the other two sisters into seeing their older brother as a shota
>he played the game as well and sees himself as a kid
>she's the only one that see's his real self
>all because she wanted to be seen as an older sister and be loved by her brother

>>35235902
What's the source op

>Mother tried killing me with abortion pills
>after i was born she dumped me at a strangers house
>since i didnt have a birth certificate they had to go through a process that took months
>i wasnt officially "born" until they could settle with a random date
>mother kidnaps me at 8 from the people who took me in
>she wanted state money
>real mom is a complete stranger
>find out i have a brother
>he grows up into a chad
>they lock me in a room growing up so i cant develop social skills
>regularly beat me
>manage to escape and be homelessfrom 13-21
>have no idea what im doing with my life
>why me
>attempt suicide a few times
>guns always jam
>fucking why
>somewhere along the way i discovered 4chan
>been here since 2008
>this place brings me the slightest feeling of comfort and belonging-ness

>>35235843
>dad is businessman Chad
>mom literal photo model
>I'm a 24yo ugly virgin

What went wrong? Does Chad + Stacey = robot?

>>35235843
>>mom is a virgin
I have bad news for you anon...

>>35235632
I think you mean soccer

>>35235632
I am not NEET but I would love to do that.

>>35235742

This game is called FOOTBALL not soccer

>>35235533
NO
There has to be some way. I can't keep getting what I want through theft. There was to be a noble way for me to have some power in this world.

>>35235594
What do you want and how does "theft" help you get it?

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19.

When I realized life is literally be born rich or an hero.

If reincarnation was real it'd be the perfect to just reroll constantly

>>35235511
Can I still keep my weeb porn? Thats the only thing I use now

Please stop spamming this. Sage and move on.

chop off everyones dick

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>she still talks to her ex

>>35235504
Really hard to avoid these 3 things nowadays. For me, red flags are:

>smokes
>takes anti depressants
>dyed hair

>she exists
Literally every aingle woman is just a walking cruel demoness eith no regard for anything other than her immediate hedonistic satisfsction. only normies still pretend to care about them for anything besides the bleeding gape between their legs

Bump

I need guidance faggots

do it. I would, if I had the money.

>>35235445
Yeah do it. I wish I had one so I would at least kinda know how to fuck a grill.

>>35235443
Nothing you have said refutes that.

>>35235443
Blame city government for making shit so expensive in the city. Their regulations make it prohibitively expensive to build new shit, so that the land owners can extort tenants.

And city government isn't "free market capitalism." It's literally land owners using a government to inflate the value of their property. Otherwise, people would try to buy property to build a 20 story building filled with 100 apartments per floor, so that they could make a shit ton of money each month.

>>35235443
How the fuck is travel expenses 600 a month for you? I literally only need 100 a month for gas and maybe 80 a month for car insurance.

So like literally everybody ever?

>>35235476
Nah, the others get their women on the merit of looks or status.

>>35235408
That literally does not work, retard.