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>>35238390
it actually nearly felt like peeing. Shooting out so much...ahh this sweet memories...

>>35238390
Patrician feel my frog friend

Especially when she's on the pill and you're rocking her tight pussy without a condom

God I wish I could go back to 13 again

>>35238390
Does cumming her in the mouth counts?

>>35238321

who are you talking to, i am neither fat or unemployed

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>you literal sub-human trash right
i know
but why should i care?
morale doesnt exist

>>35238330

I'm talking to the neets here, you don't count anon

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>ugly
>uninteresting, selfish hobbies
>haven't even tried to look for one in over a decade

>>35238298
Reasons you don't have a gf:
>you're fat
>you probably sperg out when trying to talk to a girl
>most likely a 4/10 hopelessly chasing a 7-9/10

>>35238298
For fuck sake get laid you virgin faggot. And stop blaming others, its only your own fault, not trying to be atractive enough, or not being brave enough to find a hooker.

>>35238291
>mommy found the shit golem
fuckin mom always takes them for herself, i may have to resort to use the foreskin goblin

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>cum homunculus and shit golem broke out again and are having a crazy anime fight down the street

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>foreskin goblin raped my sister again

they're gone, find another gravy train to milk mr. investigator.

>>35238228
Trump got in being a conservative is literally normie now, so time to leave senpai

>>35238228
>>35238445
This. Now fuck off, OP. I've spoken to polacks on Omegle and they're some of biggest retards I have ever met in my life.

>>35238140

Lord Gwyn.

>>35238140
The dancer was easy as fuck.

I guessI like Artorias, mainly cause I beat him in a stupid way that I didn't use anywhere else in the game, and he was perfectly difficult unlike a lot of other bosses.

Manus.
leading up to him, seeing the abyss slowly taking over, finally reaching the Abyss and stopping in my tracks upon hitting the entrance to it, feeling sad after Artorias.

such good story telling without having to say anything.

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>>35238074
>The 19-year-old revealed in her email that it was because of her boyfriend had unexpectedly dumped her over the weekend

Is this seriously how the American education system is? To get an extension here you have to fill out a few forms and get proof. Even then you might not get it.

>>35238074
>by suggesting it might be a good time to go to Europe

i.e. cock carousel of attachment-free euro cock

the fuck is wrong with women

Desu senpai that is not advertisement but I agree it is disgusting just like all those threads I've hidden here

Because this is and always will be an anime website you stupid redditor faggot. Get used to it.

>>35238015
Go back to your containment website redditor. Nobody likes you

>>35237921

Because I was an autistic paranoid and I could not believe that someone loved me (even in a minimal degree).
Because I constantly accused her of cheating on me and I ranted every day due to my insecurities.

My mistakes left me alone again, and more isolated and traumatized than ever. Since then I have become even worse at social interaction.

Depression Cherry > Bloom > Teen Dream > Devotion > Thank Your Lucky Stars > Beach House

>>35238352
shit dude i thought i was the only one that pulled that shit

take a tolerence break?
I've been in that position before and at that point I rejoice being able to take a few days and have a clear head
it feels great and the high when you come back is fucking spectacular
or, try other drugs, that always works too. Go get some DXM and robotrip, that shit will clean you out for a few days

>>35237909
I'm in the same boat except my dealer is dry so I've gone 2 WHOLE DAYS without weed and im going insane

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>>35237948
I'd like to but my self control is horrible. I only go without if I can't afford weed or my dealer is dry but right now i have 10 grams worth of weed and I'm probably going to end up smoking it :(

>>35237971
Hey at least when you come back you'll get mighty high

>>35237801
>What do you say?
My waifu transcends mind and matter

>>35237801
is this post sponsored by mcdonalds

>>35237801
Nah I'm only coming to pick girls up m8

>>35237714
You need to patch up that light that's getting through there mate and you're all set

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>>35237714
This is me sans video games.

>>35237714
Let's see you at 30?

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>>35237673
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

I've always been curious as to what the definition of "shitpost" really is.

Irrelevant/derailing posts?
Shitty normie memes?
Using bad grammer and spelling?

Someone tell me please

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>>35237727
I'll let best Obama tell it

can u just upload them to imgur thx

>>35237668
Strrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaanger

Oribicox

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Here's a freebee to anyone who walks into the store. An uncommon great wave Pepe.

>>35237698
All at once and crash the Pepe market? Heck no. I am a legitimate business.

>>35237718
You can trust your friendly neighborhood Pepe dealer!

>>35237660
god i know this feel, we have a cleaner and one time she came into my room and changed my mouse sensitivity while i wasn't home and since then i've never let the cleaner go in my room again.

>>35237683
>we have a cleaner

are you guys rich or just extremely lazy

>>35237683
>changed my mouse sensitivity
wtf?