Okay guys this is fucked
>started dating chubby girl due to loneliness
>been together a year, she's actually pretty cool
>couple weeks ago she said something was "wrong"
>just texted me saying she got a pregnancy test and that I came out positive
Am I fucked forever now? She has chatholic parents so they should guilt her for life if they knew she got an abortion. I know you guys will just say "normie REEE" etc but Im just looking for an unbiased opinion on what I should do
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>>35242970
Convince her to get an abortion and not tell her parents. If it's still early in the pregnancy there should be pills she can take.
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Bumping for normie suicide
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>>35243031
this
or just ghost on her
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Any femanons want a daddy Dom? I am a mentor and provider type of guy who willl love you and be a gentle Dom yet with a firm, hard hand. I gained 20 pounds of muscle lately, have a high paying job, yet have a whole in my heart.
I am waiting for you princess. I will send you nightly texts and pic.
Its in my indignation, her embarrassment, and her reluctance that her arousal spawns. She is at all times a little girl with indignities placed upon me.
Ask for my skype or on here if you are a girl or lesbian. Daddy is waiting for you, punkin. Let me control your mind and body into another dimension beyond your wildest dreams.
I have prepared my whole life for this role.
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I moisturizer my lips after the pic for you, future baby girl.
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>>35242954
Aren't you that fat and sad guy that posted in soc for years?
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SAMSON MAH BOI
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>failed my 3 mid term exams with 60's and 70's
>doing poorly in most of my classes
>need to get B's in my classes or I'm screwed
>happy as a clam
What is happening to me
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Idk but its the shit that happened to me recently
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>>35243290
We should just study harder. We'll make it!
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Also im not going to reply im going to sleep now
now remember,do your fetishes and shit and stay out of school.
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This a picture of me when I was drunk
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I really don't understand why people make fun of
me, I'm a pretty big dude, tough, and charismatic.
Life just doesn't like me I guess. people call me a hunchback, faggot, loser, cunt chin, my father even called me a pony prick because I was watching mlp. I don't have a job, and my parents hate me for it.
anyone else have this issue where, no matter how cool they are, life just rejects them?
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>>35242928
You look like a beta male. Do some c25k and stop taking drugs.
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Private Pyle!
What the fuck are you doing to my beloved Core?
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>>35243004
fuck you dude, I'm probably twice your size
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Im working on a project that would allow depressed people to speak directly to doctors from the comfort of their own home, and as most of you are depressed NEETs I was wondering what you thought about this. Picture very much unrelated
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>>35242884
seems cool i guess
doctors are very expensive to hire like that anon kun, just soe advice
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There's a growing market for on-demand doctors and therapists. The question is how have you identified your competition and would just focusing on mental/deprsesion-related consulting services would you be swimming in a blue ocean?
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Sounds awesome, will they give me money or an opportunity to move to a first world country?
Didn't fucking think so.
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Anyone else here really scared of dying?
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No, but I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Stop being gay and read a bible or something.
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>>35242747
No, it's one of the few things that bring me peace.
I like that it's the great equalizer.
Chad and Stacy will die one day and so will I.
I actually want death to find me.
This is somthing normies will never understand.
Fear of death makes you weak.
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FUCKING TRAPFAGS WE HAD SOME DAYS OF PEACE AND REST BUT NOW YOU COME HERE TO SPAM YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHIT DAY IN DAY OUT AGAIN REEEEEEEEEE
FUCKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
YOU'RE WORSE THAN NORMIES, ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS TALK ABOUT IS SEX AND SEX AND HOOKUPS AND NORMIE ASS FUCKSHIT
YOU DON'T TALK FEELS, YOU DON'T TALK AUTISM STGORIES YOU JUST SPAM YOUR SHITTY ANIME AVATARS AND DISGUSTING GOATSE TIER ANUS PICTURES THAT MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN BROWSE FOR COMFY THREADS WHILE EATING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUTTTTT
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD TRAPFAGS
GETOUTOGETOPIUTGETTOUTGBETOTYEWGETOUTTTTT
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I agree but it's so funny to whoever posts it so we are screwed
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>>35242762
NO WE'RE NOT
AUTISM IS THE SINGLE
FUCKING
MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THIS UNIVERSE
JUST CHANNEL YOUR ANGER
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>>35242900
KEK WILLS IT SO LET ME RAGE
FUCK YOU FAGS CONSTANTLY POSTING GAY SHIT 24 FUCKING 7
FUCK YOU STUPID FUCKING NORMALFAGS CRYING ABOUT RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS AND TEXTING GIRLS
IT NEEDS TO END
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Im gonna go to a party tonight with three girls and us two guys, but hes already fucked both of them and im pretty sure when we get drunk im gonna have to sit and watch them fuck. Not his fault, hed want me to join but im sure they dont want me too. Its gonna ve a sad night tonight guys even though its supposed to be fun :/
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>>35242705
You don't HAVE to go
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>>35242705
>Im gonna go to a party tonight
Just fucking kill yourself, normie piece of shit.
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>>35242784
Yeah but, i need to prove to myself that i really am a piece of shit, otherwise ill have hope
>>35242796
Its hard not to make a friend if you go outside, i literally spouted memes from here and he thought they were funny.
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Does she wanna fucc? What do I say?
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say "hey asshole eat shit asshole fall off your horse"
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Yes, she wants to fuck
t. Normie
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>>35242666
Might look like it depending of the kind of girl she is.
Just say "Show me some places I don't know about yet" or some shit like that
>tfw 110 iq.
Being a brainlet is worse than being a manlet. It is the biggest curse that a person can have.
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>he still uses IQ to measure intelligence
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>>35242617
Your intelligence is measured by the amount of money you make tbqh.
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>>35242709
Aaaaaaand now this thread will become one long ass discussion about whether IQ is an accurate measure of intelligence or not, with a fuck ton of insults and name calling inbound.
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Never posted on here, seemed the most appropriate board
>go on date with girl from work, get a drink, we talk about sex and stuff after kissing in the bar, we share our kinks, she shares hers, its about being in a master/sub bdsm relationship
>dont hang out after that for a while
>post on facebook months later that i went out drinking, she posts on my post saying how we need to go out together soon
>had a rough rough day at work one day, want a beer, message her saying i had a rough day and she asks if i want to hang out
>I say yes and say lets grab a drink, she does not know her area well so says to just come over and we stay in for drinks (cool!)
>drive to her house, walk in the door and we start making out almost instantly and having teasing flirty fun
>we go out to grab food and bring it back, i have half a beer she has a glass and are watching a terrible documentary on her bed in her room
>we start to make out, and i bring up our last convo about sex and she smiles, I ask her, hey want to try doing that she says YES, im like cool, wanna try tonight and agrees. We continue kissing and making out, and her roomie comes home
>we stop and chat with her roomie for a while before she has to leave and go run an errand, we get back to making out she even apologizes for her roomate interrupting
>start to get more touchy but im being dom, we establish Penguin as the safety word. We are making out, kissing her neck and im pulling at her shirt and she is saying no no not not next time
>i play along with being the dom and just bite at her neck ect, tell her im in charge. She calls me master and i ask what i should call her and she says my slut (boner is in heaven at this point)
>im being rough and i still try at her and she says no next time, not ready for sex now and I ask her are you saying PENGUIN and she says no I am not
>okay shes playing cat and mouse and this is part of the fun, she rubs me, through my pants and i whip it out >con
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>she continues to rub it, call me hot and sexy and i tell her I want to cum
>I tell her i dont want sex and she says go jack off in the car and I joke and say she is blue balling me hard and teasing me but I continue with the dom stuff and tell her no I am cumming on her
>our clothes never come off btw
>she asks what do i want to do i tell her to go bend over the foot of the bed, she agrees
>pull her pants down, she does not want to, i pull the dom card and she does. I cum on her and she turns around and calls me sexy. We go clean up, we walk out the car, she says it was one of the hottest nights of her life, she kisses me good night, and i go home
>get a message that morning that I violated her and took advantage of her
>i message her asking wtf you agreed to it all and she responded i only did because i was scared
>i asked her why she did not use the safety word, why she did not say hey i dont want to do this bdsm shit, she says idk and avoids the questions and just asks why did you want to cum? like wtf are you stupid
>flash foward to today, cops show up at my door wanting a statement from me. I tell them the story, show them the texts, im scared out of my mind that this girl can ruin my life, he even kinda goes with me and says yeah it seems obvious that you were pressing the part on why she didnt use the safety word when askedafter consenting to being a sub
>they tell me to not lose sleep over it and that the case is being sent to the DA, i slipped in that my brother is even a sheriff for their county
TLDR. Girl wants sexy master sub, sexy master sub sorta happens, not full sex just first base, seems cool with it, calls rape the next day.
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You'll be okay anon, she's just a stupid drama bitch
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Its just part of the fantasy. If it's getting to intense for you, just tell the officers Penguin.
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>Currently doing Criminal Justice
>Intern at local PD Terrorism Division
>Want to joining the Marines Intelligence Ground Officer afterwards
>Want to using Military Tuition Assistance to get Masters'
>Want to get employed by CIA, FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, ICE, Border Patrol or Homeland Security
For the first time in my life I feel like I can actually accomplish something and I kind of owe it to you guys for giving me the confidence to purse something like this. Thanks, want to hear from others!
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Cool perhaps you'll hunt me down sometimes
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>>35242603
Unless you and I can establish a code word. I could use you as an informant?
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>>35242584
My Dog died yesterday.
I failed a test the day before that.
I just finished masturbating for the 7th time today, even though I've only been up for 3 hours.
It's only a matter of time before I get kicked out of Uni, got nowhere to go once I'm out.
And, as per standard, I've got no mates and I'm the staple creepy guy in all my classes who nobody gives a fuck about.
My major is fucking Physical Geography.
Physical
Geography
I'm writing up a suicide plan for when the last of my hope runs out.
God bless you bots, see you on the other side.
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I am an alien from outer space. Ask me anything.
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>>35242506
Are there more than 2 genders?
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do you like to kiss?
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAMMAAAAZZZIIIIINNGG
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What are the worst locations to live in as a robot? The best?
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Scandinavia, Austria and Germany
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>worst
South Sudan
>best
>Norway
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The ones with universal basic income?
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>Church says masturbation is never ok because sex is for marriage
>God blessed me with shit tier genetics (ugly face, autismo personality, small dick) so I am pretty much born a permavirgin and no chick will ever marry me
How the fuck is that fair?
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Church is for normies.
You and I are the blessed.
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>>35242418
>Church says
Stop listening to ideologues.
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There's no fucking god you fucking pleb, masturbate as much as you want, that "god" thing was invented by rich men to keep the poor controlled under fear