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Hillu, welcum you Wallymart
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ohai! Do you hav jerb? I need to having moneys soon, ok? So, I can buy tings
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Can me hab on mogno
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>>35243369
Glob or stick?
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What is the one thing you hate about this board?
What is the one thing you love the most?
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>mostly taken over by normalcunts and roasties
>some robros here keeping it real
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>>35243364
>What is the one thing you hate about this board?
The losers complaining about not having jobs, "feels" threads, "comfy" threads...
>What is the one thing you love the most?
Lewdposting.
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>>35243364
so many gays
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Friendly reminder that if you've ever had a girlfriend, EVER, you have no reason to be depressed and you got nothing to complain about, unless you are an attention whore.
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No answers?
No robots agreeing with me?
No normies trying to explain why I'm wrong?
Nothing?
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Preaching to the choir.
Normies are still wage slaving it at thier jobs give it time one of them will bite
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Friendly reminder if the only reason you are "depressed" is because you don't have a girlfriend and sex, you are not a robot and are a failed normalfag and need to leave or die.
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>tfw no gf/bf to fuck my ass, lock my dicklet in chastity, make me worship their pussy/dick and feet, dress me as a grill, put me in predicament bondage...
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Tell me your location right now.
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>ywn rub dicks with two uncut fembois at once
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>>35243348
Anon, you need therapy
pregano
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>Black Hair
>Blue eyes
>White
This is the most superior combo.
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Does no one else agree?
original
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Pale, Black hair, Green eyes is better
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>>35243330
>White
I think you mean white (Japanese)
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Any Bulgarians here?
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pls respond dammit
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>>35243306
Only Stanley and yourself tbqh.
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Kvo stava we bratle
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>randomly friend request on my normiebook that I use once in a year
>random qt messages me saying she's interested
*nuclear autism kicks in*
>don't know what to say after this
Wat do robots? Checked her profile, not a bot, lives 20 minutes away from me, I made a comment about some random product our local Best Buy store Facebook page posted.
I have a couple of pictures with family and my 2 nerds friends, she says she's interested overal.
>pepesweating.jpg
WAT DO?
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>>35243234
>say a girl is cute
>she says thanks
>say "uh huh"?
don't respond to a response like that it kills the convo
also if you actually wanna do something with her seal it quick before she gets bored, she has contacted you randomly and is in the palm of your hand. Don't drag it out with small talk, ask her somewhere.
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>>35243234
>uh huh
Jesus anon
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Bro...it's catfish.
this is fucking bullshit dude
fuck this
oh my god
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>context matters
and that's all there is to it
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I think this one is pretty cool, here you go
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>>35243261
FUUUUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAA GOD
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WAKE UP
WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UP ON THE TABLE
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I WANDE DU
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>>35243172
Its a VIOOOLENT PORNAGRAPHY
CHOKIN CHICKS INSIDE OF MEE
THE KIND OF SHIT YOU SEEOM THE TEEVEEE
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>>35243172
ASDFAFGDRAFSGSGFSFSFD MAKEUP
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST ASKED FOR A VIETNAMESE (American) CHICK'S PHONE NUMBER ON OKCUPID AFTER 63 MESSAGES OF TALKING TO EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE ARE *ALL* GOING TO MAKE IT BROS
I REPEAT
WE ARE LITERALLY ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
Get it bros! Go out there and get it!
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You never actually said if she even gave it to you, you just said that you *asked* for it
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>>35243142
You're not going to make it, that was the most autistic message I've ever seen.
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>>35243142
Seeing some positivity around here makes me smile, gives me hope... After ruining my chances with a girl this Saturday on a party I felt pretty shit the whole week, like I'm waiting for something to happen instead of doing shit myself.
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>he is an ironic weeaboo
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>>35243131
I like weeaboos, I respect them because they're still weeaboos even though everyone hates them for some reason
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>>35243131
All weebs are bad, ironic or not
You need to die
The world will be a better place without you
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>>35243206
Reminder that weeaboos helped to elect Trump
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>tfw you masturbate exclusively to anime girls
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>tfw you masturbate exclusively to anime boys
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>tfw you masturbate exclusively to naked and embarrassed anime girls
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>tfw masturbate exclusively to dogeza anime girls.
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Normie thread, who even uses OCAML edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have a question you want to ask or just need to vent and get something off your chest, come post here. No such thing as stupid questions here, and I will attempt to answer each and every post to the best of my ability.
>inb4 normie off my board reeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
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Why are you such a monstrous faggot attention whore? Piss off.
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>>35243055
>Why are you such a monstrous faggot attention whore? P
Why not? I am here to help you with your issues and feel better about myself when I do
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>>35243055
I figured it'd be better to be an attention whore on 4chan than in real life, where my actions actually have consequences.
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>tfw have loads of bills to pay
>tfw didnt show up to work today on purpose
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You're going to lose your job anon. I go in every day because of bills.
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>>35242993
Heres what you do by a good laptop, a backpack for clothes and just quit, go to the hospital threaten to kill your self they will hold onto your items, 3 day stay food and bed then if you are homeless they will place you in a halfway or temp mental house where you can get wifi and meals, watch ya comp they will steal it
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>>35242993
After you repeat these steps multiple times apply for NEETbux and gov housing win win, no more wagecucking
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There's something seriously wrong about females lads.
I just went on Omegle, with my webcam turned off. To every single female I saw I wrote "You are so beautiful :3 Can I jerk off to you please?"
After half an hour one of them complied and showed me tits to help me in my project. After another twenty minutes another one.
I mean ffs. These girls are someone's crush, yet they are so willing to show tits online to people they don't even know what they do look like.
>inb4 you are the degenerate kill self
I know about that.
Can some knowledgeable anon spoonfeed me how this work, or some actual female. I'm baffled here
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>hating our Polish brothers
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>>35242986
Poland, the last hope of Europe and you hatin on them...
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>>35242986
why do u want to kill me with fire anon ;_;