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Why are there so many hot milfs on the news

I want to fuck martha mccallum so hard

Post your newsfu
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Megan Kelly was fucking ugly desu
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>>35245875
Disgusting manjaw
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>>35245875
my newsfu is veronica cintron. shes on my local news channel, but i dont have cable anymore so i cant see her anymore. not that i watched my TV all that often anymore.

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What's for dinner robots 03 02
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how FUCKING fat are u my lad
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>>35245789
Where did you get this? That looks fucking delicious.
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>>35245789
what the fuck is this my man. fuck>>35245805

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Do you have ADHD?

What's it like?
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It fucking sucks. I forget things all the time, I don't have focus during certain times of the day, and I'm emotionally all over the place
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Caffeine calms my mind instead of hyping it, it's pretty chill if you learn how to control it and not be an autist
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>tfw love studying and learning but it's literally an uphill battle with my own mind
>forget the things I rigorously study and remember the things I don't care about
>here lately I have been forgetting things more frequently
>feels like my mind is slipping away from me
I have been diagnosed when I was younger. I don't know if this is it getting worse or what but holy hell I hate it.

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How is he NOT /ourguy/?
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Those better be traps
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Not unless these are traps
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>>35245681
I'm pretty sure these two on the left are traps

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Should I trap online?

I'm a trap, 18 yo, HRT since 14. I pass well, and have had bfs. Living pretty much just like a normal girl. But I've kinda been thinking about trapping and camwhoring/posting lewds online. Anyone know how to get started? Does it pay well, and is it a good idea at all?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWEmeLP1rvQ
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>>35245612
Do it send me link :)
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>>35245612
Post a picture of your body then...

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>who or what are you neglecting robots?
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>>35245504
i me myself
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a giant report thats due on monday
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my fucking life that could be great if i wanted to take some action which i do not so basically >>35245518

>mfw someone reposts an edit i made
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> tfw someone comments on your shitty meme EDM frank jab cee wannabe mixtape

> tfw your edit gets 200+ views

> tfw you want to be a "content creator"

Also, OP, what site do you post on?
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Drool girls are best characters.
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>>35245496
>what site do you post on
N-nani???

I post on 4chan

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Do girls literally believe this
>Looking for chad to eat pizza with
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>>35245401
If she fucking pays then this is a good deal. Seriously robot do it.
No pressure because you have no chance. An opportunity for you to socialise with a female plus some pizza.
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>>35245401
please tell me this is fake. they can't be this retarded.
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>>35245401
Every single girl ever on tindr says no hook ups.


They're all looking to hook up.

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Ok robots here's the deal:
I'm currently on 999 pepe's. I need a frog that's worthy of being 1k. If I like what see I will fill this thread with the most gorgeous gems I have.
Bring your A game.
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>maximum file size is 2mb
Yeah, can't post my incredibly rare, animated Pepe here, so you're not getting your 1k.
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Rare HD Space Bounty Hunter Pepe
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>>35245849
It represents a whole new era of memes

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Who /wrongaccent/ here?
>born and raised in the UK
>for some reason have American accent
>tfw foreigner in my own country
>tfw everyone calls me Yankee
I know it doesn't sound like much but this really wrecks my self esteem
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>>35245368
>retarded white South African accent
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>>35245368
go to america you stupid yank, dont bring that disgusting accent over here. that accent makes me want to vomit.
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>>35245368
>born and raised in the south usa
>have southern accent
>coastal normies think im from another planet when I talk

also vocaroo? i want to judge your accent.

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If LaVeyan satanism was the main religion none of you would be virgins. Tons of fun, sex and a life without self-imposed frustrations. Wake up sheeple
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I like a different kind of fun
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>>35245328
>ugly goffik girls
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>>35245328
yep. LeVeyan satanism is pretty great.
Only problem is that people think you are crazy and worship demons and shit.

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Oneitis officially blocked me on everything.

I didn't even get to say goodbye.

She was literally my only friend. I am now truly alone in every possible way.

Share shit that's happening in your life so I don't feel alone because I'm crying and need somethijg
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Why she blocked you bro
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>>35245252
I think I'm finally starting to forget how to talk.
I was trying to read out something yesterday and I couldn't even say Hurt without completely missing the H and softening the T.
This isn't helping my condition in the slightest and I'm starting to panic.
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Try a new female and keep doing so

Sorry anon but try to watch happy movies and eat junk food

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>the 9-5 rat race
>people being normies and running on nothing but social instinct
>consciousness ending upon death, everything in life being nullified by this
>being born into a misfortunate life
>mental illness
How do you handle the absurdity of it all?
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Laugh, it's all you can do
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>>35245117
>How do you handle the absurdity of it all?
Ha, joke's on you. I can't.
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>>35245117
Nothing you can do anon, just try to find someons to spend it with


I am so alone

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>need to prepare a resume
>i don't want a job
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>>35245098

Just assuming from how pathetic other robots are, you won't get a job anyway desu

tell us about yourself Anon: education, experience, skills, desired careers, stuff like that.
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>need to prepare resume
>have nothing to put on it
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NEET time is more toxic than federal prison time when it comes to resumes.

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>fat guys can get a girlfriend
>short guys can get a girlfriend
>ugly guys can get a girlfriend
>jobless guys can get a girlfriend
Why can't we get girlfriends?
Some of us aren't even fat, ugly, short, or jobless yet we are still kissless virgins!
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You know, it is hard to find a girlfriend while not leaving your room
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>>35245096
Chunky guy with a girlfriend here.
You can do it you just gotta put yourself out there and, DO NOT be yourself. Women hate robots but your programming should be able to activate some kind of cloaking mechanism.
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>>35245096
Since fucking when???

Where the fuck is my girlfriend then? Why do I get rejected so much?

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