I wish I were a cute maid
I have an urge to serve and wear cute uniforms
>>35246558
transition anon
>>35246558
You can be! >>35246950Sorry for shilling my own thread, but I figured robots would like to know that they have (or can with training have) complete control over their subjective realities.
>Captcha: Drive Road
Helper is the next iteration of Pepe. Prove me wrong
>>35246519
helper will be forever forgotten once Simon takes off
>>35246519
enyboy wan to kill the joos wif me?
help hleper spesial ops repording in
Post the most faggot, normie-tier forced memes you know of
Pic VERY related, this is cancer in png format
>>35246517
>Chris
>Isaac
>Charlie
>Josh
Why does this hit close to home.
>>35246517
What does "hard" mean in this context?
>>35246517
what does "hard" mean in white language?
she says you can fuck her but only after you eat her ass for at least 6 minutes
do you do it?
>>35246496
Depends on how recently she showered. Probably not though because she looks like a hamplanet.
>>35246496
Is that an anime wall scroll in the bathroom?
>>35246496
But that's where doodoo comes from
:(
you guys did this to him
You can't force anyone to do anything.
If you disagree, give me a dollar.
>>35246459
Simon is a hack!
>>35246459
this is now a simon thread
post your rarest
High-quality trap discourse
This thread is for robots to discuss any number of topics related to traps. Let's remember to follow the rules everyone so that this thread 404s naturally instead of being deleted.
**Important**
>Global Rule 6
>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
Remember, don't post any cheap butthole shots, obnoxious porn or troll images, high quality, tasteful images only! Make sure your comments are long, informative, and thoughtful. Don't post images without quality posts either!
/r9k/ Rule 3
>Advice threads belong on /adv/, and "rate me," meetup, and camwhore threads on /soc/.
Please don't ask for advice such as "how do I start hormones" or "should I become a trap"? These posts belong on /lgbt/ and /adv/ so keep them there.
Please under no circumstances post any images of yourself no matter how qt you are. Please post those kinds of images on /soc/
Please do not ask to meet up with any traps who might post in this thread. Please post those kinds of requests on /soc/
So first, I just want to ask: Have you ever met a trap in public? What do you think of traps overall anon?
If you're a trap yourself, what brings you to /r9k/?
I saw a man dressed as a chick on the bus on my way to uni. Huge hands, big shoulders and had anime clothes in public.
>>35246533
That sounds more like a non-passing transsexual or crossdresser than a cute, presentable trap.
What were they acting like?
>>35246442
I paid 100 for a asian trap to suck me off from backpage at a park in day time was lretty great. We met up in the parks bathroom its a 1 toilet lockable room so went in there she swallowed my cum and we left.
Just today, I saw a friend arguing with a rabid feminist on my FB feed.
I replied pointing out how dumb her argument was.
I was expecting a furious reply, yet all I got was her totally agreeing with me and saying my profile pic was really cute
Wtf, do SJWs not even believe their own arguments? Are you just arguing for the sake of arguing?
Post proof, then we'll talk.
>>35246457
I would like to echo the sentiment of this anon
>>35246457
>>35246467
It filled with personal info though, it'll be a dead give away of my identity
I'll start, okay?
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>>35246326
what is Franzia, anyway?
>>35246410
Really cheap wine in a box
>>35246435
Ah, I see. Thanks. I had guessed it was some sort of tv dinner, shown in the pic to remind us that women don't cook anymore.
Is it wrong to feed dogs poison? My neighbors all of them literally single one have a bunch of dogs they just ignore all day and they literally just sit right outside my house and fucking bark ruthlessly for hours. 6 am, 10 pm, middle of the night, middle of the night, all day. Literally any time you can pick and they literally bark for hours at a time they don't stop and they never let them in
I've tried reporting it to the authorities that deal with animals and got nothing. I tried calling the cops and they did nothing. So I'm really running out of options here.
>>35246319
Plz help
Djdcvjtdcb
>>35246319
Either insulate the house better to block most of the noise or move somewhere else.
>>35246837
lol go fuck yourself
Yeah it's wrong, but fuck it. It's neither your fault, nor the dogs' fault their owner is a cunt and you have no legitimate channels to solve the issue, but at the end of the day, they're just dogs.
Anybody else enjoy raiding /pol/ when a new scandal for Agent Orange comes out every week?
It's becoming a good hobby.
I do.
Been going strong all day long. Post anything that's against that shithead and they get apeshit.
Best part is, some of them actually start questioning him and his motives/ties.
Yeah pol gets triggered way too easily
Not because raiding is against the rules
I just hope /pol/ can understand that rule and go away from other boards
>tfw dutch manlet
>>35246150
come on dude, look at sneijder
he has tons of money and hot wife, just be yourself man.
I am from balkans and also below average.
>5'6", white, poor, not very smart, not very good looking
>people online tell me I'm privileged
>>35246150
fuck that's miserable
origigigrsnsnal
Daily reminder that this is 10(ten) dollars worth of weed and it's not even good quality.
With this much weed you get 1(one) smoke session
Is there a problem? Libations are expensive. It's not unusual for people to spend that much for a single (one) drink at bars multiple times a week.
>>35246026
How the fuck is that one smoke session?
Either you smoke way too much, you don't inhale right, or it's shit weed.
>tfw you spend $100 a week on weed
Escapism haha
when did you finally learn to accept that chad always wins and there's really nothing you can do about it?
Hard work won't give you something so valuable that even billionaires can't have it, god tier genetics.
You really can't blame women for wanting to be inseminated by chad, a single of chads sperm is worth more than a trillion of mine and yours.
Like peasants most men will fight over chads leftovers.
bump
oregano skunk
>tfw chad potential is squandered by being an overweight NEET recluse
woohoo
I learned when i realized I can serve Chad too. I'm was never gay. But losing the girl of my dreams to him him makes me want to suck his dick, kiss his feet, swallow his cum, lick his ass. Idk I can't explain it. That's my "win."
>finally get beautiful gf
>want to document her beauty for all times
>tell her you are paying a professional photographer for a photoshoot, nothing lewd
>explaing her your reasons
what's your opinion on this femanons? would you do it? pls respond
>>35246003
someone pls, even if male
Truly fucking pathetic
Get off this board you normalfaggot
>>35246402
I don't have a gf, it purely hypothetical
Who or what inspires you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYniF0chMhQ
I saw evangelion as a young lad, and it made me not want to be shinji and made me want to have a meaningful relationship with someone else
>>35245913
i am not a big anime watcher but im on episode 7 of berserk after seeing it on a toon site, quite enjoying it, i just like the visuals and music
>>35245913
No one and nothing. Why do you think I'm still in this hell hole?