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Hey robots. I think my best friend killed herself. Her name was Morri and she liked bears. She blocked me on every possible method to reach her and mentioned that if she ever pushed me away, it was to prevent me from getting sad from her killing herself. The worst part is I will never know for sure. I will keep checking obituaries but I doubt anyone will create one for her. Part of me thinks it is a mistake, but I know that this is the end. There was no goodbye, no warning. She just left. I will miss her so much. The attached picture is her favorite image, it is a content awareness scaled bear that made her happy.

Goodnight Morri. You were my best and only friend. Sleep well.
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That really sucks dude. Hopefully she's still alive.

I hope you feel better. Focus on the things you can change.
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>>35250180
Thank you friend. She was suicidal and depressed and whatnot so I won't hold out on her return (but she deleted every account so that won't happen). She is gone.
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Why are the bear's eyes so close together ?

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>tfw you have no talent
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>>35249431
this really applies to me, I have like ideas and shit but no actual profession even, I don't even know what I want
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>>35249503

you're in luck then, im an artist/writer looking to create the next big thing and the only thing my team is lacking is an ideas guy to help our project go from good to amazing, you game? its 80,000 starting, all you have to do is sit in our meetings and bounce some ideas
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>Painting and drawing
>Parents and everyone tell you this brings you no money or future in life

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What charities do you donate to?
>animal shelters
>prostate cancer research
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I don't make any money yet but I would probably donate to the Good Food Institute after I get a job in a few years
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>>35249404
>Fallen police officers charity
>Organization that helps needy children
>Local community theater
>At my old job, the piece of shit United Way took a one-time gift and made it a recurring weekly donation against my will after signing it in the first place because a pretty lady at the place I used to work went around asking us to sign the paper at; I definitely checked the one-time box

Those are places I either currently donate to, or have in the past. Fucking United Way. I couldn't make a big deal about it, either, without looking like a dick.
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>>35249587
>There's a charity for boot-lickers who are already dead

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She is not Quetzalcoatl, HE is!

(previously posted in /a/ by me)
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>anime takes a deity or someone else with significance and turns it into a generic anime girl with huge boobs and some vague connection to what they're based off

just another tuesday
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I don't watch pagan anime but why did they make a Mexican light skinned?
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L'espagnol est un langage homosexuel.

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First, I'm a guy, I'm just atypical.

So I should give up at this point on finding men who are not complete pieces of shit to associate with, shouldn't I? As far as I can tell, ALL men are far rightwing sociopath monsters who hate anyone that isn't them and only care about sex, money and war. Is there anywhere on Earth where all the men aren't sociopath nightmares, or is this it?
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>>35249387
>not liek teh other guys ;)
There's a word for people like you, and it's called a "faggot"
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>>35249387
Yeah, there's a bunch like you out there. Try tumblr or reddit.
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>>35249420
Except I'm objectively not. And you forgot about the fact that faggots are just as obsessed with money, sex and dominating others as any other savage.

>>35249438
Lies.

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>There are dogs on earth that have had sex with more women than you
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I have this pictute who is this
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Dude i told you not to steal this picture i made it tony stark was in it haha
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I know this is his dog i screenshotted this almost with the same zoom

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Lets say, hypothetically, you have the ability to stop time.
Would you use this power to rape, knowing that the victim won't feel, remember or suffer any consequences because of it?

Would it be unethical to do so?
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this is the most reddit thread I have ever seen. and that is not an original comment.
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>>35249328
>Would it be unethical to do so?
yes
>Would you use this power to rape
of course
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do you think stopping time would be easy? what a waste of precious miliseconds

>He's an atheist who voted for Trump

How dumb do you have to be to make this mistake? It's literally tin foil hat tier autism lmao
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>>35249313
>He's an atheist

Lmao.
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>>35249442
This

Atheists are the new vegans
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I don't see how these things are contradictory.

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They say that if you don't lose your virginity by 25 it's pretty much over for you.

I have 3 months left. What do?
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If you are actually serious you are stupid. It's not a countdown where you run out of time and lose.
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>>35249256
>actually considering the possibility that he might literally think it is a countdown

nice meme
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Probably just kill yourself for fawning over petty things

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tfw finally cutting anime out of my daily routine

not manga though
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Only literal faggots , twinks and degenerates watch Japanese animation.
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>>35249239
good thing im a faggot
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How do I find time for anime into my daily routine? I feel like it's essential.

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Why don't you take your sister on a date anon? Doesn't she need to know how to be treated right?
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>>35249128
>Why don't you take your ***girlfriend's*** sister on a date anon? Doesn't she need to know how to be treated right?

ftfy fucking idiot
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>>35249128
fuck thats actually a good idea
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Fuuuuck. You think he got his dick sucked?

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TFW you'll never live in a cyberpunk city, in a shitty apartment, and have an eccentric group of friends
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Just go to tokyo man thats already a reality out there
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>>35249102
>tfw you'll never live in a cyberpunk city, in a shitty apartment, and have tons of cheap good tech available
>tfw the sky will never look like on >>35249120 's pic during that time at least 20/7
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DID SOMEBODY SAY CYBERPUNK?

/sleepover experiences/

>have friends
>bed time
>awake friend pulling pranks
>punches sleep friend in nuts hard as fuck
>REEES awake
>crying
>other friends kick cryfags ass for waking them
>still feel bad man
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I was almost certain you were a pedo based on the first line, but maybe not
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>>35249045
I used to be quite violent at times. I ruined 3 friendships that way. 1 time I stick my finger up my ass walked up behind my friend and fishhooked his mouth with that finger. He was retching. I blame Jackass.
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>>35250281
I can't tell if you're a pedo either. Maybe a scatfag too. That would be as bad as it gets, sexuality wise.

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Anyone on here also practice martial arts and if so, what is it?

>Boxing
>Jiu-jitsu
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>>35249036
Boxing. It is the only martial art that will actually prepare you for a fight as I know what being hit feels like. I remember when I was a kid my friend who did karate said he could beat everyone's ass at my kid's boxing gym. He literally went down after about two punches from some other kid boxer, as he'd never had a contact fight.
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>>35249212

Yeah, boxing has been great and gives me a bit more confidence in case I ever get into a fight.

>also lol
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>>35249036
Krav Maga is the only useful and applicable martial art

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When was the last time you helped someone even at your own risk?
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>>35248979
Does helping people in games count?
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>>35249004
sure, teel your story
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>be me
>be 3 weeks ago
>me and a classmate work on a project
>classes suck (PHP programming) and I don't understand shit
>try hard study it all, doesn't work
>he ends up doing 90% of the website
>admit to the teacher I barely did shit and didn't understand it all
>means I get a huge chance of faailing that class because people get graded seperately
>get a 5.5/10 which is the lowest grade to pass
>teammate gets a 9/10
>probably got a grade to pass with due to honesty
>fail the test after this and fail class anyway
>fuck

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