Does /r9k/ watch movies?
seen anything good lately?
I'm about to watch pic related
>>35251193
>Does /r9k/ watch movies?
no
>>35251193
I watch loads of films but they're usually my favourites from back in the good old days.
Haven't seen too many recent films... and when I have they've all been painfully average (Jack Reacher, Jason Bourne etc.).
>>35251193
I still watch a lot of movies, usually more than 100 every year. But my passion for films has diminished over the years. I don't know if it's depression, because I've been depressed for far longer, so it must be the quality of films these days.
Take your picture for example, it was well acted, I was fine with Affleck winning the Oscar, but the film as a whole was rather boring for me. There were some good scenes, really sad stuff, but I just didn't connect with it.
When I look back at the Oscar best picture nominees for this decade, there are only a handful that I actually rewatch. Most of these prestige films that get nominated now are about some message, and are too political.
I just watched Moonlight and wasn't impressed for something that was just named Best Picture. The movie felt like Boyhood, but about a poor gay back boy instead of an entitled faggy white boy. It was like a TV movie you'd see in the 90's, and I have no desire to ever watch it again.
what does hugging the person you romantically love feel like? What is holding them in your arms like?
I imagine it's nothing like holding my pillow every night when I try to go to sleep
>>35251192
At least I'm not the only one who does this
>>35251192
>it's nothing like holding my pillow
wh-what if your pillow's the one you love
http://www.strawpoll.me/12452338
>>35251071
>unironically voting no because you don't want to lose your trap threads with complete sentences
They should have never brought back this shithole.
Bumping because I want more votes.
More votes please bumping a third time sorry
My microwave door broke off. I'm not going to use it until I get it fixed, but even with it off is there a danger that it could radiate my room or something? I'm seriously worried. I feel like I'm being exposed to radiation.
>>35250938
Microwave radiation isn't that bad, right? Just don't stand in front of it when you're using it.
I recommend disabling the unit by setting it on high for 5mins and tossing it into a full bathtub. Don't go it the water or you will become Spider-Man, LOOK OUT!
When it's off it will not do any thing. It is not releasing radiation in to your room.
I would'nt use it until it's fixed though.
You know how this goes...
ONE...nothing wrong with me
And louder
TWO!...nothing wrong with me
THREE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
EVEN LOUDER!!!
FOUR! NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!
Well, are you getting it?
Piratefags leave
>>35250895
I'll get a torrent just to spite you, OP.
Because you are such a God damned faggot holy shit
>>35250895
At some point in the future. Not now though because it's the only game on the Switch that I'm interested in so it's not worth buying yet.
>>35250895
not yet
Switches were sold out online and at all local stores when I went so I have to wait until they start stocking more
hopefully I can get one before splatoon
I don't really know how to instruct male on how to have sex with a female without being awkward. I'm not talking about behavior- like literally, how to put it in and move your hips and stuff. Can you guy stop instruct this virgin for me? Thanks.
>>35250891
the key is getting it up. nature takes over from there.
so if you can get your dick up, you're already doing it better than me...
sex. not even once.
>>35250891
There's petabytes of free porn a click away. Watch some pov shit.
>>35250891
Virgin here, is it really that complicated? I thought you just put the penis in the vagina.
How do I get my girlfriend to call me daddy during sex?
>>35250876
How do I get a girlfriend?
fmsklljfasio
she wont unless she wants you to impregnate her
>>35250876
First you have to get one
Yesterday I told my mom I'm going out with friends so I'll be home late. We have to go to a deaf meetup for deaf class so I asked someone in class if they were going. I didn't tell her it was school related but whatever.
She got so giddy about me going out
>I'm sorry but I'm not feeling great so I'm just going to go home :( but we should do something soon
Now I'm debating just sitting in the parking lot for a few hours. Should I go to deaf and stand like a retard in the corner. I don't want to go home and face my mom about it
listen you fucks I'm crying in my car like a retard. Someone tell me to kill myself or something
>>35250871
I didn't understand, why don't you go to this deaf stuff?
>>35251492
you deaf or something?
this funny guy slaps your girlfriend on the ass, what do you do?
>>35250859
tell him to get his fucking shine box
Silently seethe.
>>35250859
Whats so funny about him? Does he look like a clown to you? Is he here to entertain you?
Is it just me or is Saika a babe?
(I fell for the fucking meme and can't get up r9k) Help me robots
>>35250825
2d traps are ok, just don't fall for the 3dpd meme and you're daijoubu
Absolutely, and this is coming from someone who doesn't actually like traps. I would protect that smile. Saika should win the Hikkibowl.
I look waaay~ better than trashy Saika.
How frequently do you fap to traps?
/everyday/ here.
>>35250817
At least 2 times here senpai, just got done with Bailey Jay
TraaaaappSSS ARE FUUUUUUCKING GAYYYYY
Traps are gay & you should feel like a dirty fag.
>inb4 traps aren't gay fags
Who else here /imaginary friend/
'm not autistic enough for a tulpa, but I'm still friendless and sad.
Pic semi related. He's my friend.
>>35250750
>I'm not autistic enough for a tulpa
>not autistic enough
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>it's a fucking fat furry
Son you've got more than enough autism to go around.
>>35250750
tulpas work exactly the same as jesus except better since you can figure a comfier fit for yourself
>>35250750
You have a really cute friend OP. What's his name?
Ive been away from /r9k/ for a couple weeks.
Didn't help much.
What did you do instead, OP?
Probably because you were thinking about us.
Huh, you want us to plug up your anus, you fucking faggot, is that what you want?
>>35251155
Abhorrent post. ERP in the ten threads that were made for it.
Would you robots date a cute blind girl? Just curious.
Yes, but what an odd question. What got you thinking about dating blind girls?
>>35250714
She'd still be able to smell me, so it really wouldn't work
>>35250714
yes if shes a virgin and smart
i guess she would really be into music as a blind person so thats a huge plus