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>>35252813
No, they are by definition attracted to men.

That would imply that it's not gay for dudes to be attracted to traps.

>>35252813
if you're a girl and you like traps you're gay

I AM the retarded sibling. Not a day goes by where I dont edge closer to the rope

My brother isn't retarded in the typical sense, but he fried his brain from hard drug usage even though he's 3 years sober. He keeps losing jobs because he keeps lashing out at his bosses for random shit. He lives with me and 3 other roommates and lashes out at them for not doing dishes while he doesn't even do his own. He has no money and I almost feel completely responsible for taking care of him like a sibling taking care of their actually retarded brother or sister.

>>35253071
So you aren't. My brother is clinically retarded and even if I constantly point it out to him (and also the whole family does) in order to move something into him to "grow" out of his dumbness, he just gets angry for 5 to 15 minutes shouting like an idiot, punching walls, slapping and flipping tables and then eventually he forgots that he's angry and he puts on his smile. He's completely unaware of his status and surroundings and he's overaffective with people.
I know it's a stupid example but he reminds me of Forrest Gump, except that he's 16 and he still has no interest for sex. I'm sad for him, three days ago I cried a lot because people keeps laugh at him and he doesn't even notice that even if they confront him. He laughs intestead because he feels superior, he said. He's happy. I'm not.

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It's all in the mind, niggers. All in the mind.

The only poon hitler's got with that confidence is his cousin's.

Bad example unless you're into cousinfucking business.

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>>35252848
My parents were, so it's not like it ain't already in the blood.

You just upped and left a class without asking? That's kind of rude

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>>35252668
>raising hand in middle of class and saying "I NEED TO USE THE TOILET" and disrupting the whole flow of teaching

???

>>35252683
Uh, yeah. That's what people do.

It's infinitely less rude/awkward to ask rather than just standing up and walking out wordlessly. I take it you had issues with drawing much attention to yourself in class?

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>tfw the antidepressants don't kick in

>>35252590
havent taken them yet.. I sure do hope they will work.. pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work pls let them work

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>your libido when the antidepressants kick in

>>35252532
Why does she want to fuck her teacher so badly?

And more importantly, why does the teacher go along with it?

>>35252544
Because he's a good guy.

Because if you're not attracted to lolis, you're gay.

>>35252532
>tfw you dont have any finances your life could revolve around

>>35252499
A quick webmd search says it's snake oil.

>>35252549
i dont trust webmd , any actual scientific studies

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>>35252563
>any actual scientific studies
It makes you vomit and bark like a dog.

>>35252359
Literally no uncut robots for me to succ rn.
Why aren't you sucking one?

>>35252376
>Why aren't you sucking one?
Because I want mine sucked

>>35252359
I'm not good looking enough. I've been told my face was "aesthetic" but that I have "a steel gaze"

tfw will never be fem

Seriously, open your mouth and get some mutual tonguing going on

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Yeah they're not going nearly far enough

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>>35252427
>entry-level beastiality

>>35252308
Okay Mr edgelord , good for (you).

I love you too Anon, platonically of course.

>>35252308
Yo what happened man?

Did a roastie burn you?

I'm cut but I don't use lube to jack it and I still have a frenulum. I have tons of sensitivity. I don't get the whole cut vs uncut thing

>tfw mom didn't fall for those kike's tricks
How does it feel to have your dick sacrificed for the jew gods, goys?

i dont need to use lube to jack and im cut
how fucked did they rip your skin off?
>they ripped my frenulem though

>>35252185
Because OP....niggers

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Where did this 4chan is a hivemind meme come from? People can disagree you know. How many people do you think come here? It's a pretty fast board probably thousands throughout the day.

>>35252185
You can't be talking about this board.
/r9k/ has always been fucking awful and degenerate as fuck... no conservativeness about it.

>>35252156
Same reason you do OP

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>>35252156
found the beta nu-male!


HEY PAL, GET FUCKED!

The new /x// IS shit, though
It went full brainwash mode like all of the other boards except instead of /pol/crap it's demons and religion

accept her as your best friend who is a girl and move on

It's possible, if you're willing to put in the legwork. You've got to work on yourself, go out and meet new people, and, crucially, nuke your friendship with the oneitis. It's tough.

Simple. Befriend more girls.

But you won't take this advice ofcourse, you'll have this oneitis on your back your whole life desu

I don't cut my sandwiches at all, as I am making them myself and generally just want to eat the thing

>cutting sandwiches

>eating sandwiches