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I am scared to talk to girls.

>>35253195
High standards
Blacks are the ugliest race but they can get pussy anywhere because they will fuck anything. There's always trash to fuck so niggers get dat bootay

>>35253195
Jokes on you I'm working class.

Girls don't care enough to consider and respond to your ideas. Thgwery only want verification that someone is acknowledging and taking the time to respond to their own ideas and problems. She has absolutely no reason to respond to you (if you aren't Chad)

>>35253173
She said I was her friend and has done things to prove that in the past, why would a friend ditch me so any times after I pour my heart out like this?

I want to call her out or ask about it because this isn't the first this happened, more of our conversations end like this than the normal way.

Only problem is that she does live a busy life and let me get to the point where I could even discuss this personal shit in the first place, no one else does.

What should I do anon?

>>35253136
>write a paragraph in a thread
>ends up as last post
Fug

Third year premed checking in.

>tfw talk to zero professors
>tfw need LORs

Panicking tbqh

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>>35253134
Who /suicidebyMCAT/ here? No freshmen allowed. Pisses me the fuck off when every dumbass freshman thinks they're going to go to a top ten school and get a dermatology residency while complaining about Gen Chem.

>>35253193

lol fuck american med school applications sound like genuine cancer.

commonwealth nation is just

1. sit the graduate med entry
2. have a good GPA
3. interview well

none of this pre-req shit & LOR

Gotta imagine so anon. Never been fucked but i've heard gay guys say it feels better than doing the fucking. Even without the sexual orientation, surely that feeling is objectively good. Can't a man take a dick in the ass without getting all gay about it?

If you enjoy taking a piss does it mean you love getting fucked in the dick?

Yes. It's a reaction from your prostate, which is the same reaction you get while having anal sex.

>>35253115
No because I stand up every hour and engage in exercise a few times a week.
And I still manage to be a social outcast whilst doing it.

>>35253115
i occasionally switch to laptop so i can rest my back on a pillow

>>35253115
yep my upper back and neck is recked

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>>35253106
>Great-aunt Majorine unearthed the sphincter sepulchre

x'hal norraith zh'alian!

>>35253149
>>>35253106 (OP) (You)
>>Great-aunt Majorine unearthed the
>>35253149
Wat
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>They found "it"
Guys...

>money isn't everything
HAHAH
Do you not understand the world we live in
MONEY IS WEALTH
Direct one to one ration between money and quality of life
70k vs 120k? Like a 5 inch dick next to a 9 inch one
Just end your life at this point mate

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At least you're smarter. I'm sure that's a consolation.

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>>35253098
difference between being a tradie and a stemster is the amount of hooch youll get.. stem isnt about judt a BA, depending on what its in.. you wont just walk into a job you jeed references, and need to know people. Thats if you pick something like geology. Engineering, chemistry, biochem should land you something decent. Physics, math.. while good, too theoretical too impractical.. i would do physics, but in this economy.. not worth it. at all.

Cope? Why not >just go home after work and do what makes you happy?

>>35253081
>get a hair cut
>stop drinking
>stop living in the past

Wow, so fucking hard. You even know these are your problems and admit you choose not to fix them. You only have yourself to blame because you derive pleasure from the misery you inflict on yourself

>>35253081
I often wonder this myself.
Drinking is for fucking normies tho, you gotta get on that fitness meme.
Gonna get huge arms/chest so I can stay indoors by myself.

>>35253029
What kind of thing can be sneaked in?

>>35253057
Images can be added to each asked question

>>35253029
put a peen in it

>>35253025
No it won't. Growing a moustache as a confident man will make you attractive but if you don't have confidence a moustache won't help you at all. But I don't know, sometimes it works from the outside in, maybe growing a moustache will give you the necessary confidence. I guess my answer is give it a shot OP

They are literally an indication of creepiness.

>>35253069
Thanks. I've started working out, eating better, sleeping properly, looking after my skin, and taking supplements just to help it grow better.

Once it's grown, I'll feel like a new man.

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Drink up! There's plenty for everyone!

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When you get a collection as large as mine, you forget stuff you saved and it feels like it's totally new.

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Hucows don't get enough love.

>>35252988
>kicker in the last line
>dubs
Fantastic work, keep it up.

Hopefully she likes that dick because I'm gay

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>>35252988
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I WILL FIND MY PERFECT VIRGIN GF SOMEDAY FUCK YOU CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35252966
"fruit bowl" pretty sure thats right

I miss wifecrazy

>>35252966
sauce?

ejnkernve

>>35252895
I like short men :3

>>35252895
misato is constantly wearing high heels in the entire series also shinji is a growing 14 yo boy. He ends up being 6'5 in the end

>>35252895
heights are always fucked in these shows.

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Is this a recurring problem? Are you experiencing pain at the sphincter, at the top of the colon, or the whole tube? I took a shit once that made the top of my colon just ache with a burning pain that I hope to never to experience again.
I hope you'll be all right anon.

>>35252871
Stop eating 8000 calories burgers made in burger land.

>>35252871
>>35252932
you need more fibre