/angry/ thread
>spend ages 7-17 a meatball
>picked on constantly
>conditioned to avoid interaction
>fell for the pacifist meme, never lash out at people or try to fight when the bullying became physical
>hit growth spurt
>start working out
>hit 18, become bitter
>become a 6'3" towering pillar of anger
>someone gives me shit, immediately get up in their space and shout them down
>it just werks
Where my angry bros at? I only wish I'd learned this power earlier. It's better to be known as the hothead who doesn't take shit than the pussy-tier weirdo.
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>>35254473
I'm usually hella quiet, but if anyone fucks with the 2 sort-of-friends I have, I get really angry. I'm not shaped up but I'm not a manlet either. Shouting works most of the time because I'm 6' 4'' and have a natural angry looking face.
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>>35254473
I am an angry pacifist manlet, due to bullying and lack of physical power I always avoid confrontation.
I have been holding my rage all my life. If I ever acted like you the normies would kick my ass.
Having all this anger and being unable to express it is pure suffering.
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>>35255439
Become the chihuahua, anon.
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There are hundreds of thousands of normies on /r/relationships who get LOADS of sex yet they're completely inept to the point they have to ask on reddit for advice instead of just talking to their partner.
How are you worse than them?
How come they can get laid, but you can't?
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How about you just let me fuck you?
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... who said i can't? i would have to die off to be.. a can't. LOL
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Can't be bothered
Can't be doin' with this.
are chubbies, dare I say it, /our girls/?
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>>35254439
Ha fuck I saved that girls pic too
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>>35254439
Not. skeleton that got turned down by a chubby 3/10
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>>35254439
If I could scoop out its brain and shove a computer in there or somehow make it not a neurotic retard that'd be optimal.
Otherwise it's a polished turd.
I bealive you have my stapler.
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>>35254432
why do you have a fuel can under your desk? you know the whole office reeks of gasoline right?
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>>35254432
This character is the embodiment of everyone on this board
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>>35254565
No. Just the robots, who account for ~2% of modern /r9k/'s population.
reminder that women:
>have better orgasms
>have multiple orgasms with little to no refractory period
>have better sense of taste and smell, so we enjoy food more
>have better tactile sensitivity, enjoy massages more
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Y homosomes BTFO
pass me the progesterone OP
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Reminder that men:
>aren't women
Think we can see who wins this round fag
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>>35254426
ya but they're also braindead dried up loose curmudgeony two dollar skanks who haven't been responsible for a single significant technological or intellectual advance in the entire history of the known universe.
so ya i guess it roughly evens out.
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What's your favorite nautical novel robots?
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>>35254349
>>35254349
>>35254349
>What's your favorite nautical novel robots?
honestly this
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The Terror by Dan Simmons was pretty good, but you already posted the best of the best.
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>>35254349
I've only read Moby Dick & The Typhoon.
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I swear, I will kill myself if I don't find bandmates soon!
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*kills self*
I hope you're happy!
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Just post an ad on craigslist.
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>>35254320
If you want to make music that badly, you could do it yourself. It's not easy, but if there's no one around, you might as well go for it.
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How many of you have a formal diagnosis as being on the autism spectrum?
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>implying autismos can write
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Hello, this is Joshua's mother, Joshua told me to post that Joshua has autism.
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>>35254568
Geeze, you do it for your son? My younger brother's making me do it right now. I don't think I could do this for my son, if he was born autistic I'd probably drop him off at the fire station lol.
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>found another dead roach in my bed this morning
>they're starting to become more active and chewing away at my feet and hands at night
>they keep fighting eachother and making noise
>haven't slept in days
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>>35254274
>they keep fighting each other and making noise
lel
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Wash your sheets my dude
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>>35254274
Get a cat. Mine is really good at catching moths, bugs, mice, etc.
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>tfw there's no husky to sleep on the bed with you
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>>35254271
>wanting dog smell in your sheets and covers
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>>35254295
You obviously keep your husky clean, anon. That way they don't smell bad.
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>>35254271
Do you mean a husky body type? i'm available.
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>practice gf is being an annoying lovey-dovey retard again sending me stupid texts and wanting to cuddle me all the fucking time
God fucking dammit she's annoying. She's like a fucking cat. A 6/10 cat.
When do you know it's a good time to break up with your practice gf?
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when you think of her as shit like "a practice gf" you disconnected fuck
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>>35254270
then break up you bucktoothed bitch
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>>35254303
Shut up, woman. Your brain is 1/3 of a man's.
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Anyone else committing to becoming a virgin for life?
24 year old virgin here. I used to want sex. I really did. Now I just don't even care at all. What's the point of sex when I can look at porn and fap in the comfort of my own home?
I think women are beautiful and sexy, but I don't understand what I'd gain from sticking my dick in one. I suppose it would feel wet and maybe warm, but my hand feels fine. I don't need a wet and warm feeling.
Also with a GF you have to talk to her all the time and all that boring stuff.
Why don't we all just admit it's better to be a virgin for life? Maybe sex just isn't for us.
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>>35254207
I've given up on trying be rejected for years, even by ugly girls is fucking soul crushing. I was even rejected by a prostitute. I have no more hopes or aspirations for anything good in my life anymore. Why would finding a girl to sleep with me be any different.
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>>35254207
Not really committed, but just something I've accepted. The idea of me having sex is so strange it's almost seems unreal.
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>>35254265
How did a prostitute reject you?
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WOMEN ANT SHIT
BITCH SUCK MY DICK
IM A ROBOT
I DONT BELIEVE YOUR A FEMBOT
CAUSE THEY DONT EXIST
IM A VIRGIN
MY PENIS NEVER ENTERED
MY PENIS NEVER EXIT
REJECT
EJECT
COME IN THAT PUSSY LIKE SYRINGES
MAKE ALL OF THE BITCHES FACES
CRINGES
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>>35254196
Get this published
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>>35254196
fuckin savage my nigga
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You can't rap
Only fap
Bitch and whine
Aint worth my time
Forever virgin
Always spergin'
Cant you see
Only Chad for me
Cum in your hand
Cause you aint no man!
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New overwatch caracter orisa
thoughts?
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you know you're running out of ideas when you add a robotic nigger into your game
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>>35254256
I know, but it's also a loli, imagine that delicious brown rule 34 that is being made as we speak.
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>>35254175
i think they look pretty cool truth be told
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Well, this may seem strange because I cannot find anything on google than even relates to what I'm about to type. I am currently 18 years old and probably since I was 16 I started feeling anger and intense rage during an orgasm. This would lead to me thinking violent thoughts and hitting various things, I've even thought murderous things. I would like to clarify, I have never watched violent pornography nor am I attracted to it. About 10 seconds after I orgasm, I become normal again, my thoughts are no longer clouded with anger and I am peaceful. I am not angry before I orgasm, only during it. Also, due to religious beliefs, I have never had sex with a woman/done sexual things. I'm worried I could hurt someone as this anger is very hard for me to control. Although I can control it, in the moment, I do not want to, it feels correct and I hate to say it, the thoughts feel good. This post is in no way a joke and I really would like to figure out what is wrong with me. Also, I've never been abused or anything like that.
Someone please give me some ideas.
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try rape
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have you ever told anyone about it?
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>>35254164
>religious and never done sexual things
>Masturbate frequently
I think there may be some cognitive dissonance here