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My 9 year old daughter wants to make a Facebook account and an Instagram account, what should I do?
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>>35256905
You have to be at least 18 to post on this site.
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>>35256905
she'll have to get into social media at some point in her life but it should probably be delayed until high school at least. i'd bet that's too early by psychologist standards, but you're not realistically holding out past high school without every other parent in the world agreeing that social media too early is bad.
wait, who asks /r9k/ for parenting advice?
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>>35256919
Le newfag xD
Grow up
Can we talk about how stupidly fucking easy it is to find a partner as a woman?
Girls who complain about being single INFURIATE me, even worse are the girls who are like "well no boy likes me" and they say it while honestly believing its true and I just don't understand how they can be so fucking retarded, or the girls that post "im so ugly abloobloo" on normie groups and pack of thirsty orbiters appear from every corner of the internet to comment on how much of a special snowflake they are
I'm a trap IRL, I have 2 OKCupids, one I made for personal use and in the THREE YEARS I've had it I have ~115 messages and 350 likes
So after seeing one of those stupid OKC catfish threads some robot posted I made a new OKCupid 2 months ago, posted all my pictures and simply changed my gender to female
In TWO months I have 1500 likes and 347 messages, and what makes this even fucking worse is when your inbox is full (300) people have to LITERALLY PAY OKCUPID one fucking dollar to ignore your inbox limit and send the message anyway
ANY woman who complains about being single is single by fucking choice, and it doesn't go through their retarded estrogen filled head, it doesn't matter how ugly/stupid/deformed/fat you are, there will be some guy out there who will date you
If you're a ugly/stupid/deformed/fat guy? Well I hope your rich otherwise the only girl who will EVER touch you is your mom or a nurse whos PAID to touch you
How can women legitimately think they're lonely? Or think their life is harder than a mans?
Unless your in the top echelons of society and are the CEO of a multi million dollar company, women have it easier in just about every aspect of their fucking life, and guess what? If you're a multi millionaire you're life is ALREADY set woweEE!!!!
I wish all women would die I hate them so much
I don't know where I would be without you robots
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>Women have it easy
We already knew this
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Girls have an inflated sense of worth from online culture, even the average ones will only settle for Chad and when men on their own league approach them they'll just call them creeps
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So you admit traps are gay?
Original post by anon
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http://www.xvideos.com/video14736175/michigan_milf_abigail_grey_with_glasses_fucks_huge_dildo
femawhores explain this!
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>>35256884
>these hedonistic practises are accepted in society
Just end my suffering, God!
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>>35256884
How could a regular dick even get her off? No human has anything close to that size and she's fully taking it right to the base.
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>>35258651
>No human has anything close to that size
*raises paw*
ahem
you're wrong :)
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What the fuck is your excuse now?
http://efukt.com/21949_Japanese_Porn_Prodigy_Looks_12.html
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>expected glorious /SS/
>got malformed midget
Ok
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I was with it until I seen him without a shirt on and spending more time riding the guys shoulders than fucking.
That one POV shot is hot as fuck though.
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>>35256842
who's the girl in yellow though?
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HOLY SHIT I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF TRAP THREAD
This is going to be a wholesome girl (female) thread.
Absolutely no traps.
Absolutely no brapt.
Absolutely no imouto.
Absolutely no other shilling.
Jesus christ I hate all of you fucking assholes.
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I got a nice wholesome juicy cock (f) for you right here onii-chan
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>>35257043
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET THIS THREAD DIE A QUIET DEATH
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I truly love women. They are so beautiful, sweet and caring. And then you tell them you feel about them that way and they stop talking to you because you're needy, lmao.
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>tfw you realize sex is for brainlets
>in 2017 it's preferable to have lower than average intelligence
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>tfw celibate brainlet
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>tfw your odds at having sex is greater than 1
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>tfw thread dies
>tfw not original?
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Haven't seen one of those threads in a while.
Here's the template
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>>35256737
I scored 62 points, I'm a cyborg.
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Scored 63 tbqh
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>>35256737
does anyone have previous versions? I only ever see this one. Also, 29 points.
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Why has /r9k/ suddenly fallen for the boopucci meme?
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>suddenly
Fuck you newfag, people been posting about gayass BP for years
Doesn't make it right but that's a facts
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a trap will never have a feminine soul
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10% because it's always been there to an extent.
90% because /pol/shits wont shut the fuck up about it.
>I did what I did. You don't like it, you can kiss my ass.
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Words to live by desu
Fuck off this is original
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>>35256702
Fag, normies live by this
>" I do what I want, live life, bee free bee yourself XD"
An ex gf hurt me bad, that's why I'm bitter, before you ask
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>>35258520
nobody was going to ask
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>Hollywood (informally Tinseltown) is an ethnically diverse, densely populated, relatively low-income neighborhood in the central region of Los Angeles, California.
>all the most narcissistic morons in all of America trick themselves to moving to a shithole in one of the highest cost of living areas of america to fetch coffee and work at mcdonalds and hope that they are the one in a billion people who get noticed enough to make a real career out of movies/TV/modeling/comedy/etc
Do you ever think a god really exists and is just out to punish everyone to humor himself?
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Of course Allah (swt) exists
He punishes those who deserve to be punished, if not now, then on the Last Day
Peace be upon you, Anon. I hope you are well, and have a happy March
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>>35256691
well, there's two answers to the problem of evil. one is that god doesn't exist. the other is that god is evil.
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>>35256691
So the audition didn't go well?
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>tfw you're fapping to some porn and see a girl that looks almost exactly like her
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>>35256679
I've come to the conclusion that the US must ban pornography and import and promote Ecchi
It's like recycling but porn
You're still dealing with trash but it feels morally upright
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they never really resemble real girls
porno girls look really weird two bee aitch
they're stuck inbetween some uncanny valley
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>>35256743
it was a camgirl desu
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I'm freaking out. Has anyone here had a dry socket? I don't have anywhere to go or anyone to ask because it's 4 am here. I think I just have myself a dry socket by swishing with water because it appears my clot is gone. I got it out a week ago. I think I'm seeing bone. Any dentists in here? How long will it take to know I have it? No pain yet. I'm getting paranoid as fuck
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try not to suck or something I think I read that somewhere
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Ew, spoiler that shit. Also yeah, you have dry socket. Go to the dentist my man.
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>no pain
>he thinks just having a bone casually open to the air will have you feeling no pain
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/r9k/, do you think this female is autistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30T9jpXDqGw
>g-girls can be autistic too!
>w-we just, you know, have no autistic symptoms!
>we have BPD and anxiety, but we gotta call it autism because that makes us cool and special!
i'm gonna make a youtube video about how women can get testicular cancer too, except they get it in their ovaries. But because ovaries and testes both produce sex cells, it should be called testicular cancer too! So cool right?
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>>35256613
Girls can have autism. She doesn't have it though.
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> girl
> those cheek bones
> that jaw
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>doesn't need alcohol in social situations
That's another red flag that she isn't autistic.
>looking for "binaural brain shutdown"
I just failed.
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>>35256587
>binaural brain shutdown
Please explain your thought process behind this
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>>35256587
You're like that 12 year old kid who tries to get high through a fucking MP3 file.
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>>35256630
Hey some of those actually work
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stop putting the pussy on a pedal stool
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>>35256586
wut iz i pusi?
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how, retardpepe. HOW?
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>>35256586
you need kool aid