#resist Trump
>>35258198
If i wanted to call you a gay faggot i would stay on /pol/. I want to read sad stories of sad people here
Dubs = gf
Rollan
>>35258198
>poor people have to share benefits with poor people that aren't supposed to be in the country anyway
No wonder they're poor.
How are we supposed to compete with alpha Latino men?
>tfw kv beta latino male
>alpha
>fucking marrano
lmao yeah right
>How are we supposed to compete with alpha Latino men?
Send them back
This is me. I used to be like you, a fat lazy fuck. Now i have two tinder dates waiting on me this weekend, what is your excuse?
>>35258115
I have questions
Is that you in pic
Are you on ssri drugs
Do you go to a psychartirist have you ever been to one
are you taking any prescription drugs
do you have ADHD add, autism , avoidant personality disorder,
>>35258115
I'm balding, short and a neet
>>35258115
I am not fat and only slightly lazy. I'm also probably incapable of feeling intimacy. Everyone makes it a big deal to find that special someone but I've never really care much for that kind of stuff.
Let's have a programming thread since 30% of this board is cuck shills, 50% trap threads and the rest some dumb robots crying about their lives
What is /r9k/ working on atm ?
>working on mobile games because they're the easiest way to make money
Hope you anons have a great day
Communication software for my disabled sister.
>>35258123
I hope it works out for you anon, sisters are precious
how do i into it w/ no education
MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING SHIT
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>>35258056
Wanna talk about it desu?
Cheers to our shit lives mate.
I know this is original
>>35258082
talking never fixed anything
What's your favourite album?
knife man
No other album has managed to have such consistently outstanding songs (they always have one bad song), and that's not even getting into how almost all metal spawned from it.
hot rats
What was your first high like?
The first time I got high (weed) I almost freaked out. My heart was racing and I felt really strange. I was freaking out my two friends because I said I wanted to call another friend to pick me up and take me home. I was being a huge pussy.
Friend 1 got me into his house and friend 2 bounced out. Long story short, Friend 1 and I proceeded to have the most intense sex I'd ever had until that point. I squirted. Three times. Then had a mouth orgasm over a banana milkshake.
Now when I get high I just feel chill and munchy.
My highs are just paranoia and panic.
I get even more introverted and introspective than normal ,always think that I'm a bore and annoying people,don't even know why I keep smoking
>>35258525
you probably have a disorder.
>>35258525
Don't smoke so much, or take some valium first, it'll work wonders.
Seriously though when I first started I had the same problem then I just started smoking less copious amounts and the paranoia was nowhere near as bad and I could enjoy myself and eat nice food.
Try find something to do as well.
Always remember you can always get higher but the only way you're going to bring yourself out of a bad high is with time and water.
I fapped yesterday and it made a glopping noise, which is kinda cool I guess but i've never made the noise before. I thought the whole "fapfapfap" thing was something that only applied to people with foreskin, where the sound was the sound of smegma gloshing up and down between the foreskin as you stroke it. Maybe that's why it feels better if the jews haven't snippy snappied your peepee? I've tried the lotion meme to make a emulation of this, but its just not the same. If any bros out there wanna mail me some smegma hit me up.
Dude the sound is because of the wet cock and the space between the head of the cock and the rest of it
>>35258108
My dick wasn't wet, never heard of dipping it into water before. Maybe i'll try that?
>>35258128
Precum, heard of it?
Why not just move to Asia bros?
>>35257939
Instead of being a loser in europe I'd be one in asia.
Nothing would change.
>>35257993
This, plus xenophobia and shitty food to boot.
>>35258252
Fuck your face Stanley. Vietnamese food is the best food.
Blacked.com newest BBC is 14 inches. 14 inches of nigger meat--one look at that and your gf/wife starts thinking wow is that what's waiting for me out there why should I stay with that genetic trash beta?--your relationship over. How do you stop that? Can't compete with that 5-6 inch dicklet of yours.
>>35257854
>Implying a woman will ever allow me to have sex with her.
>>35257854
You might as well be talking about setting the home run record because none of this really applies to me. See >>35257919.
>>35257854
>beliveing the bbc meme
no they dont have 14 inches. how fucking stupid do you have to be to believe porn?
Am I fucked?
The Job Centre put me with these guys. Will they force me to get a job?
>>35257853
Don't panic. All those work training companies are just ripping off the government and the government is just using them to fiddle the unemployment figures.
The idea is to bounce you back and forth until you get sick of it and come off jobseekers by yourself.
>>35257886
I just got a letter through and I have three appointments in the next two week for job training. Do they usually take the piss this much?
And will there be any NEET girls that go to the training things with me?
Self bump
The Velvet Underground and the most people in the world have been a legend
>Your future wife has eaten Chad's asshole
Does this bother you?
>future wife
Spotted the inconsistency.
Please don't shame women for eating ass, otherwise they'll never do it.
>>35257742
Some anons will snag 30/40 year old women who have had enough of the 'single life' and want a nicely paid hubby.
What's really stopping you from becoming a QT trap?
OR
What's really stopping you from fucking a QT trap?
reaIity
they have higher standards than actual women
Somebody has to breed the dickgirls, lest they go cock-crazy.
>get gf
>she wants to do things other than fuck and cuddle
>>35257665
What kind of things?
orgi
>>35257665
Leave her to become my personal human bidet
>>35257799
are you a boy or are you a girI?
I fucking hate my life and used to drink a fifth of whiskey a night to go to sleep and quiet the thoughts of suicide in my head. By chance I read about Melatonin and went out and bought a bottle.
I take 3-5 10mg pills when I get home and hardly drink more than a few shots of whiskey before falling asleep. I've been doing this for the past 6 months.
Does anyone else use Melatonin to sleep at night?
>>35257657
yes a lot of people do. but beware, you can build up a tolerance to it and it wont work as well over time.
>>35257657
Does it actually block out the painful thoughts? I lying here with intense self hatred and I don't know what to do
>>35257657
wow I use this exact same thing op. I like it but I avoid using it too much because it makes me drowsy the next day