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>He dosen't even balance his chakras
I bet you don't meditate to ascend either.
Stay dimensionally cucked
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>>35260215
>space jews
>ankhs are sexual
>atlantis was real
>martians
>masculine and feminine forces
>buy my stupid bullshit crystals!LOL
Spirit science is so retarded.
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>>35260252
Say what you want, ever since I adopted the habits into my life I feel more energetic and more at peace with everything.
It's a complete mental shift. Emotions and thoughts don't control me anymore, and I see us all as a collective.
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>>35260452
Collectively suck my dick nigga.
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When was the last time you left your house, robots? Be honest
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Today, to smoke a cigarette
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>>35260230
This thread wasn't for you, normo. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
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today had to move the bin to the yard
>OMG, what are you doing here, little brother?
>GET OUT!
Your reaction?
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>showering with a necklace on
Also i love that face she is making. Please post more pictures of females making that face.
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Eh, my sister and I weren't worried about seeing each other naked. We were (and still are) pretty close.
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>>35260201
MlLK TRUK JUST ARRIVE
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The world owes you nothing.
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>>35260199
Your mom owes me her ass bouncing on my dick
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>>35260199
And I owe the world nothing
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>>35260203
You aren't very good with being funny, but I'm sure someone told you that before.
Again, the world owes you nothing.
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>craigslist
>post that I'm hung, prefer skinny women
>36 year old milf answers and we have been talking for weeks
>going for it soon
>pic related
man this feels SO FUCKING GOOD
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>>35260158
Gratz op, also more
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So you have a big dick and can only get a used up roastie lol
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>>35260214
Someone sounds like a crab in a bucket. You should happy there maybe one less robot.
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>You aren't one of those racist Trump supporters that hate all Muslims, are you, anon?
Wat do?
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>>35260157
>No but I am an atheist that thinks the abrahamic religions and islam specifically is stupid.
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>>35260157
Tough luck, I am. Now fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from.
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>>35260157
No, heh.
You're not one of those racist and sexist Muslims who supports Sharia law are you?
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What the hell is wrong with wearing a fleece coat? Why does everyone pick on my fleece coat throughout the day? I think it looks cool, so I just don't have any clue what they're making fun of.
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>>35260150
they can't wrap their minds around someone actually using clothes to keep warm and not as an ridiculously overpriced fashion accessory
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>>35260150
That's a nice hoodie and it looks comfy.
If Chad were wearing it, they'd compliment him on it.
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>>35260228
Sadly, I'm not quite a Chad. More of a guy that's acquaintances with Chad. However, most people like me, but I would never get complimented on my fleece.
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At what point do you think /pol/tard and r/the_donald shills will accept that their false messiah is an establishment shill?
Do you think it will be when he starts a new war with iran, or when he massively increases the military budget whilst being "fiscally conservative" in every other domain?
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I'm no shill but I was a Trump supporter. Lately I'm starting to think I was wrong about him but I'm not American so at least I won't have to regret voting for him. It's just a pride thing about having been wrong.
I'm not definitely against him now but it seems like his "high-energy" has disappeared. At the start of his presidency he signed a bunch of executive orders and it seemed like he was keeping his promises. But now it seems like he's just playing golf and going on holiday at the taxpayer's expense.
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>>35260268
ii honestly don't mind if he spends all his time mucking about playing golf. I'm just worried he might do something really unhinged like start a war. If he doesn't ramp up military spending or start any new wars, he can play golf all day, and he'll be great in my book.
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>/pol/ admit an mistake
>tfw turning 74 tommorow
>tfw could die any day now
please heIp me
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sleep old man
your time here is over
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>>35260231
Respect your elders you nigger fuck
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>>35260250
Respect deez nuts
>work from home doing remote internet work
>haven't had human contact in 63 days, and this isn't even my record
>no longer even skype/call, just communicate with clients strictly through im/email
>even get all my groceries/supplies delivered, have had it arranged so the guy just leaves them at the door, knocks and leaves and then I wait a minute, open the door and retrieve them
>other than stepping slightly out of my apartment once every 2 weeks to get the groceries, I haven't left my house in 5 months, and before that it was 3 months
>try going to comic book store and then park today to make friends
>talk to a few people, stuttering as I do and having no more than 10 seconds worth of stuff to say
>too nervous to try talk to anyone else
>just sitting on a bench, browsing /r9k/
I don't know why I even try
(pic related is who I voted for just to spite you NEETs)
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>>35260116
Sounds like a dream to me. Current wageslave here on the verge of being fired, where do you work? I'd kill to have no human contact.
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>>35260116
right on. i work as a janitor where i clock in, clean for 3 hours then spend 5 hours shit posting on 4chan. i graduated with honors from a comp sci program from my state school paid by my parents.
what do you want? a metal?
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>>35260217
>graduate comp sci honors
>metal
0/10
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>take ssri
>can't cum
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strange, i've cum on ecstasy many times
what u on ?
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>take ssri
>life is great
>get the chance to lose virginty 3 days after starting
>limpdicklmao and cant cum
>tried fucking a dry vagina with a shrimped half chub
FUCK SSRI's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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lexapro, this drug is forged in hell by satan
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>he isn't a 4chan magician
Fucken normies get off my board.
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>>35260071
Why is the news so retarded recently?
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>>35260071
>anti trump witches
Legit? Proof?
What is there belief structure
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>>35260071
>mysterious
Seriously?
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What the fuck do I do with my hands while standing? What's the default position I'm supposed to assume if I'm in a neutral state? Always keeping hands inside pockets never fails to make me seem retarded. It basically makes me look like a literal robot that turns his head around every now and then. I have no idea what to do with my hands and what position to take during a casual conversation. I mean talking in front of a class is usually less awkward than casually talking to a person or a group while not physically doing something. What the fuck should I do to seem relaxed?
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>>35260057
you will stay a beta cuck loser virgin kissless autist forever just like all of us , you cant even walk properly lmao
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>>35260057
Breathe slowly and deeply, relax your chest
Straighten your back.
Hold your chin up a little.
When you're sitting, interlace your hands and put them on your lap, or cross them across your chest.
When you're standing, straighten your back, don't hunch your shoulders, chip up a little. There's lots of ways to hold your hands, put them on your hips, or cross your arms, or put them in your pockets, or simply stop overthinking it and let them rest naturally.
Do whats comfortable for you, and relax your body a little.
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>>35260138
*chin up a little.
Don't hunch, feel free to shift around a little bit, avoid appearing too rigid.
You're letting your awareness tense you up.
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>mom is crying
>Ask her why, try to comfort her
>She says she is sorry she failed as a mother
>It was her first time and she is upset my sister and I turned out "not so good"
>I always tried my best in school, always used my manners, always been athletic
>I am now going on an academic scholarship to school and working all summer, parents don't need to pay for shit
>I'm literally saving them thousands
>Only problem is that I am antisocial after an extremely traumatic injury/accident as a kid
>don't have any close friends, never been on a date, and parents obviously think I'm weird for it
>Now my own mother is telling me she has fucking failed, after I thought I did almost everything right
>I need to act like I have sympathy for the bitch that just said this to my face
I cannot wait until I leave. I have 5 more months in this place, that is it, for the rest of my fucking life. Any robots had similar experiences?
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Yeah. I'm 31 now and make good money but still live above my dads garage, have no friends, and have never had a gf.
my dad gets really sad sometimes because he knows I'm miserable even though I pretend not to be
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>>35260050
>extremely traumatic injury/accident
Elaborate.
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>>35260050
Is your mom in her menopause? That would explain her being an emotional wreck.
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>wagekek
>save
>invest
After all this I have around $200k. Yet, this is not even enough to retire on. Fuck this would. All I want is $1k a month from investments and then work w/e I want.
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>wagekek
>save about very small amounts
>get sick and miss work for a week
>pay expenses and only get half of my paycheck
>have to somehow make $54 dollars last me a week
yeah brah totally
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If you can't get $1k a month from $200k trading stocks, you're fucking retarded
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How is your portfolio looking?
Assuming diverse mutual funds you should be able to retire now on $8k/yr. You're 66% of the way to your goal going by the Trinity Study and 4% rule. Not too shabby, the $200k will keep growing so the final 1/3 will not be as arduous as the first 2/3's. A 300k nestegg would make me nervous but it should be no problem if you only work part time to support yourself and have ~$12k in emergency funds I can't see any issue with an early retirement aside from a catastrophic accident or other misfortune like cancer.
Keep up the goodwork, you'll be neet master race soon. I'm currently feeling that strange mixture of impressed and envious.