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I'm going to a clothing optional dinner party tomorrow night. I'm so excited.
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There's gonna be a hot tub too
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The last one was a lot of fun. Everyone is so chill.
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There may or may not be sex act beer pong.
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What's keeping you depressed and/or on this board at the moment?
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No gf and a virgin
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I wish I knew. I'm just miserable and fucked up in the head
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>>35263874
No one likes a person who doesn't take care of themselves. That's why.
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Anyone else gets 100x more depressed when going to bed because there's no distractions from thinking about you miserable life?
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>>35263763
That's why I listen to music when I'm trying to sleep. Distraction.
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>>35263763
Pretty much why I stall it and end up collapsing into bed at 4 am.
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>>35263800
you mean masturbate until you fall asleep?
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Some 16 year old girl (legal in my country) called my 6.5 inch penis small
WHAT THE FUCK ROASTIE
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>>35263719
not small but it is average
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16 year old girls know less about penises than robots know about vaginas
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>>35263719
how old are you lad?
also yeah anything under 7 inches long by 6 in. girth is small
sluts dont want average anything. they dont pine over average looks or average height, average income, etc.
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How can i lose weight without dieting or exercise. I guess i can "diet" as long as it doesnt make me hungry but definitely no exercise.
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just kill yourself.
best solution.
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Liposuction or get your stomach stapled I guess
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amputation
suicide
perpetual dehydration
trying inhaling a punch of helium and see if you float
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Every serial killer had many, many female groupies.
How does it make you feel?
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It's not surprising. I mean, serial killers are no different from politicians and soldiers, and women fawn over them too.
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>>35263689
That narcissists are more likely to be sociopaths, and some women find narcissism attractive.
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Serial killers have motivation and drive to get what they want, unlike most robots.
I have no empathy for human beings, The problems and pain of others does not effect me.
I find death and pain of others entertaining.
But every so often i will meet somebody and i actually care, not romantically but i feel like i need to protect them. Even if ive only known them for a few days i will already have that feeling of unconditional love, I feel this for a total of three people All of them are my sisters (i consider them my sisters but only one is blood related and one isnt even legally my family yet) I do not feel any love towards anybody else, I have no problem with murder in fact the only thing stopping me is the fact that i might drop the soap. And while i have no love or empathy for humans i love all animals and get very emotional when i see one die or get hurt, i feel like they are innocent and dont deserve pain like humans do. Am I a psychopath?
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>>35263684
>blah blah blah blah
No. The answer is always no.
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>>35263684
No, just an edgelord.
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>>35263684
No, not even sadistic, just underage and a faggot. Now be gone off this board.
REEEEEEEE
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alex please comfort me a girl was going through my photo gallery and saw a pic of my per bottles my reputation is fucked I'm freaking out I don't know what to do fuck fuck fuck
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alex here just calm down dude I'm coming over let's go rape that bitch and then smoke some weed and watch Neon Genesis Evangelion in 720p
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>>35263659
ITS TOO LATE SHE ALREADY TOLD HER STACY FRIENDS
I'm gonna end my life
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>>35263754
alex here then we'll just have to rape them too
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>tfw you get drunk and fuck one of your best friends at a party
>tfw she has a bf
>tfw you realize that you just cucked someone
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>>35263495
Gtfo chad.
Fuck you
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just realized that i didnt wear a condom
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>tfw you get drunk alone and don't fuck anyone like always
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My girlfriend broke up with me
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Your girlfriend broke up with me.
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Same, kinda just feel lost. I was only studying and working so I could make a better life for me and her but now I don't know what to do.
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Yeah same here. Feels bad man
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Why don't you spend more on material things, anons?
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>>35263420
I don't make very much, ergo I don't spend very much. Pretty simple.
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I'm about to upgrade my gaymer pc desu. Check out my bargain bin selection.
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/cyberpowerpc-gamer-ultra-desktop-amd-fx-black-edition-series-8gb-memory-amd-radeon-rx-480-1tb-hard-drive-black/5615010.p?skuId=5615010
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>>35263420
I already buy stuff i want. I don't want much though. No amount if advertisements or social pressure or anything will increase my desire for a materialistic life. I'd rather figure out how to be a minimalist.
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Do you have a back up plan? A plan in case things don't get better? I think I came up with a pretty solid backup plan today. I'm a recent homeowner with a wife whom I love. From what I understand, my life insurance won't payout to my wife if I commit suicide. So my plan is to go down to the basement with a bunch of tools and pretend I'm doing some electrical project with the circuit breaker for my wife. After a couple days I'll touch a live wire, electrocuting myself to death. Everyone, including my wife will rule it as an accidental death during the electrical work.
The best part is if I want to back out at the last minute I can actually do the electrical job
Does anyone see any foreseeable problems with this that I may be unaware of?
What is your backup plan
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>>35263355
Touching a live wire in your house isn't nearly enough to kill you unless you're a 60 year old man with heart problems.
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>>35263355
I have a 9mm with hollow points.
It's nice to have control over your life.
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>>35263355
>believing things get better
Tbh i should have a backup plan for if things get better
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Getting first pay from new job tonight. It should be about $1K.
How should I kill myself with it?
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>>35263330
Pay for a hooker an catch an STD.
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Get it in 1 dollar bills and suffocate yourself by shoving them down your throat.
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>>35263330
Heroin, ez way out
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>Las time...
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>>35263076
>but notvreaaly
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>dont think to much
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>Srs stop
Is (your) shyness just narcissism?
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Possibly yes
Oversensitivity and paranoia most certainly
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Anything normalfags dislike is first considered a grave sin and then they figure out why afterward, so for simplicity's sake, let's go with "yes".
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No
I like other people and think they are all better than me, I just don't know how to talk to them.