My friend killed himself last week. He was a true robot and frequented this board. It has effected his friends and family more than he'd ever imagine.
I miss you bro, I still secretly hope you would log on discord and hear your voice.
Here's to the anon who chose to end it all.
And for any anon considering it, don't. You might think the world is against you but there are people who care.
Rip to the dead faggot
>>35266714
in suicide, we prove that we were a true robot all along
it's friday night, time for some rosemary bread
fighting cocks edition
i wonder if she's ever gotten groped at one of those concerts
how do you find these photos?
oh tell me anon, i'll do anythin!
>>35266785
she sends them to mewe just watch her obsessively actually
r9k should've been a self improvement board but instead you fags decide to make it degenerate/normie central. Fuck you all
>>35266567
kek
orginal ocmcmcmmc
>>35266567
What improvement can u really make when ur avpd social anxiety autism depressed general anxiety,
>>35266688
overcoming those things
Why don't you save girls?
that would require going outside
fuck off
I have never encountered a girl who was in danger enough for me to save her
>>35266496
This image is so hot. Got any more like it?
https://www.circinfo.org/Circumcision_and_masturbation.html
>Can't fap properly
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_male_circumcision
>Dick is cut to please the jew
http://www.webmd.com/parenting/baby/tc/circumcision-risks
>Risking your babies life to please the jew and stop him fapping or having good sex
How the fuck can you try justify circumcision? The mental gymnastics you cutfags do to try.
Why can't you accept it was wrong and that you had no choice? Doing something to a child which changes it forever for little to no benfit for a trend or the jew is so fucked up.
Cutfags a victims.
Pic related, yes because doing this to a newborn baby is of total benfit.
Honestly how fucked is it that in first world country like USA they do this.
Notice how no other civil first world country does this.
Asia NOPE. Europe NOPE. African YES.
The last ditch defense of this barbaric practice involves statistics regarding HIV transmission through the membrane of the foreskin. That would almost make sense if we lived in a fantasy world where there were an epidemic of AIDS-having buttsluts sitting on baby dicks and boys couldn't afford to wait until they were old enough to decide for themselves whether to slice off part of their dick or just choose not stick it in virus-ridden holes.
Circumcision is a great evil, as are the Jews and all Abrahamic sex-negative desert cucks. None of these things should continue to exist. Anyone negatively impacted by the first should look into manual restoration and foregen to take back their body's integrity.
"Ey, whiteboi. You like watchu see? Come holla at me."
What do you say/do?
>>35266227
>dont like what I see
>call the police
>hopefully she not there the next day
>>35266227
n-no thanks I have to pick up some dry cleaning, t-thanks though
>>35266227
kek one time a black girl grabbed my ass as i was walking past her
>can't get a callback/interview whenever I put in job applications (even at walmart or a local pizza place)
>women literally ignore me or just view me as a non-person
>stuck living at home with my recently-widowed mother
>make $200/mo "under the table" through being my grandparents' home caregiver (even this might be ending soon)
Literally, figuratively, quintessentially, proverbially, literally
WHY
should I even keep trying
>jobs dont want me
>women dont want me
stop acting like a loser/slob.
>>35265833
>stop acting like a loser/slob.
But I don't.
Where are you living geographically speaking OP?
>never had a hobby in my life
>Get into something
>Really enjoy doing it
>Bad at it but it's fun
>See someone who's really good at it and ask what they think
>they explain to me how bad I am at it
>feel really sad for some reason
Why do I suck at everything?
Pic related, it makes me happy when I feel like this.
>>35265567
Just instead of asking what they think, ask them what they think you can do to improve.
>>35265609
But I suck at it really bad, and inproving is really really hard. I just want to have fun.
>>35265638
If it's a hobby that involves other people, just try to hang out with beginners if you just want to have fun. That way they won't be judgmental like that person you mentioned.
Also good on you for actually trying hobbies, I've had many hobbies I've wanted to do but never actually did them.
why do normalfags follow spectator sports so religiously?
i don't get it
It's something to do I guess
Because getting emotionally invested in something you care about is fun and can reveal more about you and the thing you're following.
Wait, I mean - Fuck le normel fags, emirite? xddd sad frog
bread and CIRCUSES my friend
Who here /shitparents/?
>be me
>17
>inherit money from dad when he passes (dad's always been chill as fuck)
>mom gets into financial troubles
>asks to borrow 2,000 dollars to pay debt.
>I love my parents and I don't want her or my little siblings to go without anything
>lend her the money
>week later she asks for more
>"How much do you need"?
>"4'500 would get us back to where we need to be"
>fuck it, I give her the money and she gives me a hug.
>mom is never openly affectionate so it made me happy
Skip Ahead
>currently 21
>have brought up the money a few times since then
>always says she'll pay me back soon
>it's been almost 5 years.
>I haven't gotten paid any of it back.
>I haven't gotten a hug from my mom in 5 years.
My dad sits in the garage almost all day smoking over 3 packs a day, and always comes home late because he is a cheater too
>>35265311
I'm assuming your parents were divorced before he died. You got duped, bro.
>>35265353
I believe the first part, but the second part I don't. By cheat do you mean sit at the strip club?
>tfw weak jawline
Kill me NOW
>>35265294
That guys even that bad looking, all he needs is some surgery to correct the jaw line a bit and he's fine. Weak jawlines are fixable
>>35265294
>tfw peoples weak jaw+chin is because their parents didnt raise them properly
how can i ever forgive them for doing this to me?
Not bad, OPee
>be 5'8" shy skinny boy with small penis
>4chan has convinced me to turn into a girly cockloving buttslut who dresses up in pretty clothes because I'm not a real man
>actually enjoy being a closet fag
Thanks lads, best decision of my life~
>>35265247
please be in michigan
how is this not original
>>35265247
>be 5'8" shy skinny boy with small penis
same
>4chan has convinced me to turn into a girly cockloving buttslut who dresses up in pretty clothes because I'm not a real man
same
>actually enjoy being a closet fag
same
you are me
suk my dik pls
I keep trying to start running but my lower legs are sore for DAYS after doing spurts of running for 30 seconds between fast walking, for half an hour at a time.
My legs have been killing me and I've been limping sijce Sunday.
How the fuck am I supposed to get in shape robots, I can't run often enough to get better at it because my legs don't recover.
>>35265226
Have you been doing your stretches, Anon?
>>35265241
N-No.. You mean stretching isn't just some dumb shit from gym class?
>>35265284
You should warm up aka slow jog for a bout a mile and then stretch before you start your workout.
What's your diet like? The soreness you're feeling is good, it means you're building the muscle you need to get in shape. You should also alternate easy hard days and days off. After a hard "imma be sore af" kind of day you should go on an easy slower run for 2-3 miles or how ever long it needs to be. Doing a cool down right after each hard work out will also help get the lactic acid out of your legs.
I don't know what level you are at, but if you keep at it and have a not 100% shit diet, you will get in great shape in no time. The soreness is GOOD.
>getting really sick of practice gf
>haven't found a real gf to switch to
Any of my robo niggaz know this feel?
>>35265134
>practice gf
this is my fucking fetish
>>35265134
What is a practice gf?
This question has obviously been asked here before.
>>35265342
First gf, or a gf you can practice being in a relationship with. Usually the first piece of meat that's interested in you
Can we get a good, old-fashioned women/thot hate thread??
you guys just compile all the worst women in the world in one place and convince yourself that all women are like this
this board itself could server as equal proof that men are sad, jealous, impotent and irrational slimeballs
>>35265035
Can it, roastzilla.
>>35265035
Please tell us how you're not like the other girls, cunt