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So I was walking outside and saw a homeless guy kissing a girl on the sidewalk.
I asked if it was his GF, and he said yes.
This had me thinking.
How can anyone be so bad they're less desirable than a fat homeless hairy guy?
Anon, please explain. How exactly are you inferior to this abomination, how come women would prefer an ugly homeless guy over you?
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Homeless guys are hot because they're different
Novelty and sexuality go hand in hand man
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>>35268492
why don't you pretend to be homeless to get some pussy then
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>>35268429
>How can anyone be so bad they're less desirable than a fat homeless hairy guy?
>Anon, please explain. How exactly are you inferior to this abomination, how come women would prefer an ugly homeless guy over you?
I live with my mom and an unemployed
that's about it really
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I hate him for what he did, the insane conclusions he drew, his shameful and pathetic tantrum, etc.
We're different people but we're actually alike in more ways than we're not.
>Being lonely in a beautiful place like Santa Barbara is truly a horrible experience. As I've said many times, a beautiful environment can be the darkest hell if you have to experience it all alone, especially while having to watch other men walking around with their girlfriends.
As fate would have it, here I am, the third wheel in a luxury resort full of adult couples. Also traveling with a couple. I cannot tell you how amazing this place is, even my room but all of it was made for couples. I'm alone for the entirety also the ugliest person in this entire little country and clearly also the most socially awkward.
Now I see what Elliot means. Seeing a place like this should be making anyone appreciate their existence and be in the highest of spirits. Despite the community and privilege and the artisan quality of everything around me, I am more depressed at this moment than I've been in years.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be clearing the mini bar and watching some bullshit in a language I can't speak.
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>>35268347
I understood how he felt about being alone in a beautiful place. I briefly went to college in NYC and had no friends for 4 months. I saw everyone having fun and talking with one another and became spiteful. I'm glad I left, I was going crazy there. Everyday was the same
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>>35268347
Pretty sure that he had to be autistic with the kind of opinions he came to, nobody is that stupid.
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You're on vacation? Get on tinder or hit on every girl you see. Fuck anything. Real men fuck fat chicks.
>saturday morning
>wake up
>fap
>make a toasted cheese sandwhich and a coffee
>put on some relaxing vidya music
>boot up wow
open curtain slightly, its raining
How is your day anon
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>gets no responses
You don't need vindication for your comfy bliss, good luck bot
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>>35268707
th-thanks anon
original
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>saturday
>wake up at 12:30 (30mins ago)
>sit on my PC
>butt scab a smoke
>decide whether to spend my last 10$ on food or energy drinks
>still undecided
usual shit day
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Well robots, what's for dinner 03/03
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ive thrown up food that looks better than that
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>>35268098
I would like you to make these threads every single day for the rest of your life
you will be a legend, hungrybro (or do you prefer eatoutbro?)
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>>35269005
how about 'sourapplebro'
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>this kid is so much of a cuck he cut his hair to look like his black overlord
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>so that their teacher wouldn't be able to tell them apart
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>>35268044
More proof whites are retards
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>interracial best friends Jax and Reddy
Are they from a 1990's Saturday morning Cartoon?
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Do you shower daily, /r9k/?
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Do I shower yearly? I try to but sometimes I forget.
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>>35267830
I do cause that's my designated fap time, but I only brush my teeth maybe 2 or 3 times a week.
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>>35267830
I shower when I start to smell, the rule of the thumb is, a crusty poo bum equals tub time fun!
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Is being an Asian man the hardest of modes?
>be genetically predisposed toward being a manlet
>look like a girl
>Asian girls don't want you; white girls even less so
>insane helicopter/tiger parents who control every aspect of your life, preventing you from properly developing socially
>culturally instilled with an inferiority complex and submissiveness
>if you're Chinese, can't find Chinese girls because there are more men than women, so women get to pick even more easily than they already do
>tfw you look like pic related (yes, that's a guy), but you don't want to be a fucking trap
Is it time to reroll, /r9k/?
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Asian parenting and genetics are meant to fit in with Asian culture and society. The problem isn't with you being Asian it's with you being somewhere you don't belong.
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Genetics aside Asians are some of the most backwards people next to Africans, they have no idea what to do as parents
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>>35267693
The real injustice is that, if I were born a girl, all of these would be good things. Instead they're a curse because it's everything unbecoming of a man.
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Any videogame griefers out here?
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>only played wow to aggro npcs and wipe lfg raids
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>>35267675
i fucking hate you and your kind
i used to play mmorpgs just to sell gold and end game gear for real life money and i don't even know how many hundreds of bucks i've missed out on because of faggots like you
god fucking damn
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I remember before the Gamespy servers were taken down the Halo PC demo had an online map you could play on. Hacks for it were really easy to find, and there was one that killed all players instantly as soon as they spawned. Aimbot was a lot of fun too.
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>Runescape
>someone trying to cook on campfire
>pour water on it
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Robots, I'm curious. Why are you virgins? It seems weird to me that a grown man is still a virgin.
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>>35267476
T. Stacy/Chad/Low quality bait/Normie
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>>35267476
cause i feel like it
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It's a choice. Waiting until marriage to a pure qt waifu.
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What kind of tattoos do you have?
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>>35267256
none. I considered getting cringey shit as a teenager, but ended up not doing it. Now I'm glad nobody can clearly see how retarded I was as a teen.
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>my nickname spelled wrong on my left shoulder blade
>the word"fuck" tattooed on my knuckles
>a shitty smiley face on my right forearm
>my dead best friends initials on my left hand
>a Wu tang symbol on my upper right shoulder
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>>35267256
None, tattoos wouldn't suit me. However I'm not one of those that thinks that a tattoo is an immediate red flag. It's only a red flag if it doesn't suit you, that shows you have no self awareness.
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Leaving college soon
trips decides what I do with my life
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go back to /b/
sage
afawdsaadadd
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>>35267258
I haven't been on /b/ in years
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Get a good job and live a happy life
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>mother took a bite of the compiled cum cabbage
How long does she have left anons?
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>>35267037
>Mother activated the cum vortex
Its all coming together anons
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C-cum cabbage???
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>mom was sucked into the cum dimension
How do I get her back?
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What conspiracies do you believe?
I unironically believe western governments are deliberately replacing the white population in order to destroy nationalism and turn the western world into the same bland indistinct brown skinned, brown eyed, black haired English speaking bland mess in order for ease of business across "borders" for the corporations.
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>>35267006
this isn't even a conspiracy theory, its reality
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>conspiracy
don't think so m8
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>>35267006
but it's the truth OP
>tfw the positive outlook on life has left my life
>overwhelmed by apathy
>tfw doors have closed that i never knew that were open
>I like coffee now
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I feel extra fat today tbqh
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>34
>still think i have a chance
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>>35266962
Anon, you can always open a new door to the love of Jesus Christ. He will always be waiting for you.
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have you ever met with anyone from 4chan before?
heres a story about some crazy cute fembot chick i met up and fucked from /mu/
>be me
>shitpost /mu/
>make a shitpost thread about some shitty album
>some faggots comes to defend it
>this one faggot using some gay trip called "milo" is defending it really fucking hard
>we argue for about 60 replies,
>the thread gets close to limit but milo refuses to give up and his posts skype
>nothing better to do
>add him
>we're arguing via messages for ages and then says he wants to video chat
>OK
>milo is actually a chick
>wtf
> a cute chick
>some cute young girl
>shes super fucking angry over this one stupid my bloody valentine album
>shes literally playing the album as we argue
>eventually i get tired and admit i was just shitposting her and that i actually like the album
>she gets defensive
>says she knew all along!
>of course you did, bitch!
>she tries to change the subject by asking what other stuff i like
>stupid bitch
cont
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>we end up talking more
>turns out we have a common taste in music
>we end up talking more
>ask what other boards she browses
>she says r9k
>wtf
>explains her autism
>we get pretty close and skype each other frequently
>shes seriously addicted to this one my bloody valentine album
>literally every time we call she is playing it
>non stop
>one time she calls me
>shes being weird and quiet
>cant hear a fucking word over the album
>c-can you...........
>ffs bitch spit it out
>show me your dick?
>get out bitch
>tell her to fuck off
>she gets angry
>says she'll flash her boobs if i cum for her
>wtf
>shes cute
>im a loser
>i may never see boobs like this in my life
>reluctantly agree
>i pull out my cock and start jacking it for her
>wtf am i doing
>she leans in closer to the computer
>wanking in front of a cute girl feels kinda good
>i cum lots
>ask to see tits
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>she looks away from camera and flashes me
>she does it so quickly i barely seem them
>wtf
>ask her to do it again
>she says no
>cunt
>she asks if i'll wank for her again
>i say i will
>she seems super happy about it
>wtf am i doing
>eventually we become sort of music cam buddies
>discussing music as i wank in front of her
>eventually everytime i want to wank i do it in front of her
>because shes literally always online
>probably because shes a fucking weirdo
>but she has the cutest voice when i wank
>little muffled noises of "uh" and "mm"
>one time shes ultra horny and wanks with me
>she keeps her pants on though
>wtf
>crazy bitch.
>she cums in her pants
>her face looked super cute when she came
>ask if shes gonna change them
>her autism kicks in
anyone lurking?
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moar pls op
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