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>>35269794
ask them if they browse 4chan

>>35269794
ask if they are a normie.

>>35269794
hack their computer or cellphone and see if the browser 4chan.

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i grew up in a mormon family and we went to church nearly every sunday and tried to attend all the activities. trust me, if you're the quiet autistic one it's no different from school. nobody talks to you unless it's necessary or you're being asked a question and i never made any friends.

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>>35269766
I can't. I just can't.

>would have to give up my potsmokin' ways
>but would have to be non-judgmental about all the "former sluts" who are members of the congregation/clergy
>while they judge me every second of every hour of every day for being unemployable+unemployed (in add'n to not being Chad Deaconcock)
>no fun ever allowed ever again (no drinking, no motorcycles, no potsmokin', no loud "evil" music)

I can count the number of times on one hand I interact with another human in a week but I still dont think I'm starved for socialization/affection that much to join the church

>>35269876
>Chad Deaconcock
I lol'd

>>35269744
Has anyone got more of these images like this?
I'm trying to build a folder.

I mean if you have no friends second semester senior year you may as well just let it go at this point right? Just do better at college or w/e. I didn't go to my prom either if it makes you feel any better and it doesn't bother me any.

>>35269744
When I was a senior I asked a girl and she dodged the question. I got home and was blocked by her on social media. A simple "no" would've been fine

saucerino ploxx

>>35269735
I call the police

>>35269735
I they are doing it to show off, they'd deserve to be beheaded.

>>35269732
100 sit-ups
100 push-ups
10 miles running

>in soviet russia
>10 000 calories
>ate
>you!

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>>35269732
Top kek ye fat fucker

She sat behind in front of me one year. My obsession hadn't developed yet - only after the year was done.

Sent her creepy messages as an anonymous ask on tumblr.

Got creeped out.

She is doing well nowadays.

>>35269646
It was good until i asked her out in gr 9 over fb and she freaked out. Then I told everyone it wasn't me and called her a liar.

>>35269646
>finally mustered up the courage to ask her out
>she says yes and we go on a date
>kiss her
>tell my friends we're going out now
>she tells me we were never dating
>her friends tell everyone and I face humiliation for the rest of highschool

Fml

WHY AREN'T THESE THREADS MADE MORE OFTEN! #bringsteamfeelsback

>>35269519
The OP's always get banned and everyone else is too afraid to create another

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If you're alone at home this evening, reminder that you're an awesome guy, Anon!

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>>35269100
Nope. Learn to love yourself.

>>35269125
>just love yourself, bro

>>35269100
I hate myself so much I don't think I deserve to be happy and I actively avoid all personal contact with nonrelatives as much as possible because showing any sexual interest in anyone would be unfair to the other person.

It's a similar feel.

>>35269046
>yellow and white
anon I think you're colorblind

>>35269144
im not him but im pretty sure that is part of the joke

>>35269046

it was a psyop to gauge memetic diffusion in the culture

>Taking a bitch to see Beethoven
You should have took her to see fifty shades of shit and had her suck you off while watching it, you absolute amateur.

The blame is entirely on you, OP.

>>35268912
You can't expect a roastie to understand the emotion behind Beethoven's work.

All women aren't like that. You picked a crappy one.

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Nah, just you. Homo.

rape victims eventually fantasize being raped, that's just how it works

>>35269105
So am I gay or not?..

yo do it's hard... but just relax bro. Being uptight will be your downfall

I'm in the same boat as you, I have a date tomorrow. Thinking of just cancelling it.

>>35268841

You will fuck it up. I guarantee.

You acting kinda crazy
Ain't callin me baby
Why the sudden change?

Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say "baby I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game

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Say my name, say my name
You actin' kinda shady
Ain't callin' me baby
Why the sudden change

You did good anon, you ordered the pizza right? With some practice you'll certainly improve

>>35268485
Greentext the conversation right now OP

>>35268485

I once went a week living off of a couple of old teddy graham bags because I was too afraid to order food or go outside to restaurants.

>>35268439
no he has a gf you shithead

No. This doesn't even make any sense.

Why did you make this thread? It's not funny. Are you just proud of yourself for knowing about a semi non-conventional musical artist?

wigger faggots can never be robots