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How far are you from getting a girlfriend?

do you talk to girls?
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>>35280354
Far.
I don't talk to girls because they don't talk to me.
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How far are you from eating a cheezy pizza?
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>>35280354

A girl more or less told me to ask her for a drink the other week and I said "nah". But she lives pretty far from me and she's a little bit bonkers.

On Monday I spent the day just hanging about with another girl, but I honestly couldn't work out if it was a date or not because I'm socially retarded, but it felt more like two mates hanging out and I'm happy with that for the time being.

I guess reasonably far, but it's actually feasible now, which it really, really wasn't eighteen or twenty-four months ago.

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Show us your desktop robot.
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You aren't a robot if you're not using GNU+Linux.
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I used to have custom icons on the dock but i got bored of them.
>tfw one of my RAM stiick died so i only have 4GB of RAM
At least i have a SSD.

>>35280177
>using unity
>thinking your opinion matters
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>>35280144
>current year
>using windows
>>35280177
>current year
>using linux
>>35280189
>current year
>using mac

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We call ourselves robots because we've been through so much mental (or physical) torment that we no longer feel anything, we're numb. I don't get that from this board at all. Your feelings are very much alive. Your anger towards females and "normies", your sadness, guilt & regret sourced from your longing to fit in/have normal relationships/to be successful in life/etc..
You don't act like robots at all.
I'm 20 years old and haven't had a single friend or anyone to talk to in over 5 years. My family has always been distant so I don't have any support in that regard either. My plans of a steady career are on rocky roads as I realise how competitive the industry is.
There was a point in time when these things mattered to me, they upset me a lot. I used to cry myself to sleep most nights thinking what life could've been & what impending obstacles the future holds, but as time went on I became more resilient. The things are the same as they were 5 years ago, but I've accepted that this is how my life was meant to be.
This is why you should stop your pointless complaining and also realise that this is the harsh reality of life. Expecting things will only end in disappointment. Gratefulness is the key to acceptance.
Also, ask me anything.
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why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Is original text even original?
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>>35280086
>waaaaaah im so lonely
Shut the fuck up you faggot. I've got one leg and even I bitch less than you
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>>35280148
Life can go a million different ways, death is a one-way path. If you want to live like I do, you have to think this way.

>>35280152
did you read anything lol

Safespace for mommy lovers here.
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who wants to bury their head in their mom's breasts?
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>ywn bath with mom again
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>>35280459
never took that kind of bath with my mom

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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a s-sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! T-Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are s-super hard right now!
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I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic p-pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to c-cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking s-sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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more? n m vhjf
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>>35279932
>>35279944
>no baka

Sad!

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What would you do to your school bullies if you could?
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dip their feet in cement and toss them off the side of the bridge
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>>35279767
Fuck them so i can finally lose my vcard
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Make them question their own sexuality.

Why don't you drink milk /r9k/? Milk is healthy
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>>35279695
Because I watched this:

https://youtu.be/iKDtmV5xSv0
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Because it makes the frogs gay
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>>35279695
lactose is bad for our health

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pic related. judge me and other anons accordingly.
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pls no bully
oligarchy
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Here you originally go go go
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Here you are desu cuckpai

>ITT: We post (and rate each other's) book collection.
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God your such a fucking faggot OP
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>>35279404
Literally you

>Originalzz
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>>35279404
I too own every Halo game

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>tfw can't talk about my loneliness without robots asking me to be their gf
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>>35279301

>tfw all you have to do is say yes and voila you aren't lonely anymore
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>>35279308
> tfw she pretends to be a girl but don't post a picture with tits and timestamp
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>>35279301
So why are you lonley annon if robots attention doesnt fix you.

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Has anyone here had any experiences with fucking average girls? I just accepted that I will never be like Chad and that I will never fuck 7/10s or above without compensating for not being Chad (I have nothing to bring to the table and probably never will). Should I start chasing average girls? Have I finally found the key to getting laid? I can't imagine that Chad would want to fuck pic related so maybe she settles for average guys. I'm a 6/10 at best.
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>>35279280
hotter girls are easier to get laid with than the average and below.

Hotter girls eventually spread their legs after tons of men come from them, and they end up becoming sloots that "get used to" having tons of sex. The average or below have some pretty ridiculous standards for fucking tbqh :(

Unless she's 9/10.
The 7/10's & 8/10's should be the easiest senpai, if you can't fuck one of those you'll never get laid
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>>35279280
Is that picture supposed to be an average girl? She looks like a 7.5
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>>35279280
I can't even bang 1/10 landwhales, i just gave up on standards and i STILL can't get laid what the fuck am i doing wrong?

i'm going to kill myself over this shit

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Do you guys have any hobbies or talents besides video games and masturbation?
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>>35279260
I work out. I also dont play vidya.
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No. And I don't play vidya or masturbate either.
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>>35279260
I read ancient literature.

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Why do i feel empathy? Why do i still care about people? Mind you i dont really care about anyone, its the weak, disadvantaged and helpless i care about mostly, as it makes me feel bad to see people who are basically destroyed by life. But, i still care, and i cannot seem to get rid of basic empathy for others. I see so many of you on here who have seemingly rid themselves of any basic human empathy and act without any impunity or regard for others. It seems so easy not having to care about others.

Living this way is hell. I wish i wasnt such a fucking moralfag and could just stop caring about others.

Pic unrelated
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>>35279169
at least you're a functioning member of society
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>>35279266

Except im not. Im a robot just like the rest of you, with added normalfag bullshit to make my life even more shit.
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>>35279169
I don't have empathy because I went through so much abuse and loss growing up, that I don't feel good or bad for anyone anymore, and I disassociate a lot too. It's not really easy. You need empathy to make rational decisions even though it sounds like the opposite is true, and it's really difficult to form any meaningful connections. Very easy to meet people and drop them or hurt them over and over. You lose out on the majority of the human experience good and bad, you will never feel good for someone else, you will never have a child and enjoy playing with them because it's boring and you don't care how they feel. etc. It's a good thing you have it.

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>that guy who brings his own beer to a party and drinks it all himself
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I have never been to a party where everyone didn't do this, unless it was a wedding or something more formal.
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>>35279146
I don't anything about that senpai because, you see, I'M NOT A FILTHY NORMIE AND DON'T GO TO NORMIE PARTIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35279146
That is normal behaviour.

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>tfw made $2000 overnight with passive investments while browsing /r9k/

how many hours do wagecucks have to work for this amount of money?
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Nice, how did you do it?

For hours, assuming you make say 100k per year, that's a whole week of effort.
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>>35279294
I have investments with my bank and they must have gone particularly well.
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>>35279366
Excellent. Did you sell or are you hanging in there?

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