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What's your type of girl anons?

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>First day of school after being a NEET for five years
>Already want to kill myself and drop out
How do normies do it?

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>you will never be a fertile goddess that men worship
>you will never be breeding material
>you'll always be a fat, mentally ill loser

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>be me
>everytime change opinion/mood depending on the hours/day
>don't get along with people irl or ivl, always want to break the 'bonds' that you create with people quickly before they do it first
>leave them around thousand of messages while they are away
>trusting them too much
>almost fell in love with them
>block/ignore them , then try to contact them again
>block/ignore them AGAIN then feels bad
>pretends its trolling to yourself
>regret
>stalking your 'friends' all the time because you are curious, you want to know who are 'they' and what they think of 'you'
>struggle to stop hourly stalking
>paranoid af about 'someone' find out about 'something', about your life, your hobbies and everything. You don't want anyone to know these
>suicide thoughts and threats
>your dream is to stop talking with people and continue talking with yourself because you are a coward
>want to remove your empathy this way you won't feel the need of being with someone else
>people already told me that i was 'very weird' and now someone told me here that i might have 'BPD' from reading my messages which i don't think is true, think of it as barnum effect

being this retarded and toxic is painfull. Why can't i be like the 'normies' ?

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Why not just date rich girls, anon?
>sheltered so most have little to no social skills
>they have enough money to support both of you as neets
>they will love you unconditionally
>won't constantly hassle you for money or gold dig
>if they cheat or breakup you don't lose anything
>most are pure and save sex for marriage
Rich girls are literally the least judgmental people you will ever meet! I'd advise every robot to try and marry rich.
Those snobby stereotypes are just poorfag roasties trying to stop men from enjoying the dream. Rich people in general are also the most robotic.

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What if I go outside look at it for literally half a second so I can say I saw it and then vanish back into my apartment.

Will I still fuck up my eyes?

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Have any robots used photofeeler? It's a site where you can upload your photo and get anonymously rated by women on looks, trustworthy, and smartness.

It's pure suicide fuel and the final black pill if you all finally wanna be pushed over the edge. You get to see how ugly you are on top of how absolutely terrible women are when they are anonymous. It's worst than Tinder.

I think so long as we don't post our pics, and just post the results; the mods should allow it.

Here's mine. On my best pic so far I'm a 4. Seriously...when can I stop breathing?

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Here's the livestream if you're too lazy to go out and see the sun for once.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLBwibYSzEk
If you think this is the only one you'll see there's one coming out at 2024! https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/solar/2024-april-8
Also there's a Lunar Eclipse if next year if you ever want to see it.

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>read "The 4-Hour Workweek" by Tim Ferriss
>Book about productivity and achieving more in life (because I hate my life and want to change)
>at the end of each chapter there are things called "comfort challenges" where, for 2 days, you do specified tasks that are supposed to make you feel extremely out of place and get you out of your comfort zone.
>Theory behind it is that if you consistently put yourself out of your comfort zone doing things you would normally be resistant to in order progress to your goals with less effort
>This chapter's comfort challenge "Get phone numbers"
>In 2 days I'm supposed to approach at least 50 of the most attractive women I can find, tell them I think they're really cute and ask for their numbers
>avoid challenge until I finish book cause pussy
>"Fuck it, let's do this"
>go to uni
>start walking around, approaching girls several universes out of my league
>actually get numbers
>out of the 54(?) girls I asked 38 gave me their numbers
>decide to message all of them
>"Hey I'm that guy from uni earlier/the other day.I just thought you were really cute and I wouldn't mind getting to know you better. So how you been?"
>all except 4 reply
>Am currently holding a pretty decent conversation with 34 very attractive women
>this has been going on for a week and a half
>21
>never had a girlfriend

nigga what the fuck is going on.

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Ebin free edition
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Ebin has proclaimed he will not post in this thread

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>tfw cant get a bf because of odd fetishes
>every time it's come up in the past with people I've talked to they either shy away or just full on stop contact
>really aren't that weird of fetishes desu, not scat or bestiality or furry

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if women are having more sex than ever before thanks to sexual liberation why are there so many male virgins?

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Does anyone else ever feel like meeting up with another robot or fembot to go on holiday?

>that feel when have an amex companion voucher so could give someone a free long-haul air ticket if needed

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Uhh... Am I going to go fucking BLIND if I look at this shit today?

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>benzos

Why would you choose to not be sedated?

everything is wonderful on valium.