how do i learn how to drive a truck if ive only ever drove automatic cars never straight shift? if i went to a truck driving school that is 3 weeks long would they all think im a faggot if i haent ever drove stick shift?
>>35287982
You are literally paying them to teach you how to drive, part of that is learning how to operate the manual transmission. It's incredibly easy, it's a lot like riding a bike, at first it seems really daunting, but once you get the feel for it you'll be fine.
>>35287982
i read an article saying 90% of the people who attend truck driving school have ridden in a big rig before.
you are going to be so fucking awkward.
>>35287982
Watch some YouTube videos and perhaps play some driving simulators to help you understand the concept a bit.
Also truck manual transmissions are different than cars/motorcycles so even if you were familiar with driving those there would still be a learning curve.
>have gf
>gf sings
>is really good
>encourage gf to start a band for a hobby
>starts a band
>start hanging out with the band people and their friends
>drummer is always texting with gf
>she always wants him to come over
>take gf for meal at the pub last night and she is texting him asking him to come to the pub where we are while we are eating
>today gf says she doesn't want go out
>okay we can stay in
>hanging out on sofa in pajamas
>drummer texts her asking her to come to town
>'do you want to come to town Anon'
>'haha of course not we are already in our pajamas'
>'oh... well I am going to go'
>'but you don't even like town, remember last time we went to town at night and you said it was for degenerates'
>'haha no it might be fun better than staying here. I won't be long'
>has gone to get changed out of her jammies and go meet the drummer in town
>mfw
Kick that drummers ass anon. You shouldn't have yo take this shit. Put your bitch in her place too while your at it.
stop being a beta faggot and confront her you dumb cuck
Don't worry OP, she'll probably get knocked up and then you can kick her to the kerb like the selfish lying cunt whore she is.
I want to get gangbang by a bunch of robots. This is my sad fetish. I want to be a cumbucket for all the loser virgins.
>>35287934
You're gonna have to take a shower first.
ok but i need to put on 15 condoms
i hope you're serious because i dont want to be the only one that fantasises about this
imagine the gleeful joy on their faces as they get their first cummies inside a grill, all desparate for a turn, ravaging you like a pack of hungry animals
If you could ask an alien ONE question.. what would it be?
to ayy or not to ayy
How do you ayy a lmao?
>>35287694
How do I build a spaceship that will take me anywhere I want to go?
Do you ever panic about the future, robots?
>>35287675
>24
>the age where your inexperience is officially sending you down the slippery slope
yeah
>>35287675
I never panic but often feel dread. The amount of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere is such that the thawing of permafrost and release of methane clathrate deposits is inevitable. The amount of methane will likely catapult temperatures to 8 degrees celsius above mean which means hundreds of millions will be forced to migrate, there will be extreme drsught making many equatorial areas in the middle east, asia and north america virtually uninhabitable with current population siszes being what they are. Water scarcity will likely spark a major war in the middle east, there may be conflicts and instability over new arctic resources, disease will cause millions of addition deaths, parasites will be catastrophic for crops in an incressing amount of areas and the ocean ecosystem will potentially collapse cutting off the protein source for at least 30% of the world's population and such a collapse will likely cause a drastic loss of species on land.
We are in the middle of the anthropocene extinction event. I unitonically wish an alien species would come by and brutally massacre all the people who propagate this shit.
>be me
>currently in last semester of high school
>thought this would be an exciting time
>actually failing two of my subjects after passing all others with relative ease
>mfw two subjects are putting me at risk of becoming NEET
>mfw looking up airfare to LA and calculating how long I can survive homeless on my current savings (the only thing I have a lot of)
>Wake up as a black man
>These people are coming at you
QUICK WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO!?
>>35287581
Fuck their wifes/gfs.
>>35287581
Nothing because white supremacist groups almost never do anything other than shout nigger and rage until their eyes are bloodshot, ironically, at posts other white supremacists make about hoe I am smashing white pussy.
Probably smugly smile because they are massive, raging cucks that have never accomplished anything significant in their 'movement'.
>>35287581
Come at me brah. I'm always packing
I just really like doing these charts... Anyone else?
Template for you faggots
Ay Utopia was a great show while it lasted
>>35287884
das boot is a fantastic movie
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/08/tinder-hook-up-culture-end-of-dating
Makes you think, who knows what the dating scene will look like in 2027
>>35287466
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3513544/Bridesmaid-31-hanged-struggling-cope-seeing-friends-married-failed-partner.html
but years later the women using tinder are the ones that end up killing themselves when they cant find a mate later on to marry.
>>35287466
Women meeting strangers and having sex with them is nothing new.
There are disgusting whores who pack an overnight bag into their handbag when they go out clubbing because they know they'll probably meet a guy they've never met before go to his place, fuck him, and stay there until the next morning.
Welcome to the future Lel
>"Hi anon, nice to meet you. I'm a Syrian refugee and the government designated me to temporary live with you for a year. I hope you won't mind."
How do you react?
>>35287363
FUCK OFF GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
FUUUUUCK
looks like the Virgin Mary.
Do governments actually do that like put them in existing people houses? I thought they just put them in projects or something.
how to deal with fact that you'll eventually die and everything you did was pointless
>>ignorance is bliss
thats how it is done
>>35287353
how do i do it lad
> fact
citation required
Who did life fuck over worse?
>>35287249
severe brainlets
>dont understand humor
>can barely focus, constantly set my kitchen on fire because i forget shit
>actually spasstic, accidentally breaking light bulbs with sudden burst outs
shits fucked yo
Dicklet is the worst when it is actually go time but those others are worse in day to day life.
>>35287249
People with close set eyes have it worse than all of those combined
who /strengthlet/ here?
>taking a shower
>decide to shave legs
>put one leg up on the side of the shower so i can get to it easier
>all of my weight goes on to the other leg
>after a minute my legs start shaking a bit but it's not too bad
>switch legs
>it happens again after shaving the other one for a minute
>finish and get out of shower
>legs start shaking and spasming uncontrollably at random intervals and it feels like i might collapse
>stops after a while
do i just have weak legs or something? i'm not fat, but i'm not really a lanklet either.
i'm also just really weak in general, i always have a hard time carrying heavy things and i can't run for very long without getting tired. i've thought about getting /fit/ but i'm just too lazy
can any other strengthlet robots relate?
>been lifting for 4 months and squatting 115lbs
>>35287232
Probably. Might want to do c25k.
It's worth it trust me.
>decide to shave legs
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>2007
>playing COD4
>call some black guy a nigger online on Xbox live
>he says he was going to find out where I lived
>tfw kept doing it and sent him voice messages calling him a bitch ass fagglord
>he got mad
>he said he was going to back trace me
>he leaves the lobby
>fast forward 3 days later
>someone calls my phone
>"aye little bitch remember the nigger? I'm gonna whop yo ass boy, fuck wit me"
> get scared
>change number
>delete Xbox live account
>paranoid for 6 months after
I miss those days
>aye little bitch remember the nigger? I'm gonna whop yo ass boy, fuck wit me"
oh god this is just hilarious, i can imagine 12 year old skinny anon freaking out
>>35287146
Can you still call people nigger on xbox live? I haven't done it in a while.
Same with me, but for pissing off white nationalists and paranoia consisting of malevolent Google engineers and NASA satellite engineers and the CIA and FBI.
what's the best insult you can come up with, /r9k/
You're a republican.
You voluntarily put weewees in your mouth
>>35287031
nonner
There are no good normie memes
>>35286990
Does this count as a normie meme?
True. They're all forced and make no fucking sense. They have no soul.
>>35286990
Honestly some of the shit I see floating around is actually retarded. A retarded kid must have made them.