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It's Saturday night robots, for those who work it's a day off, for those who don't it's just another day. Anyone a little lonely?
Friends aren't around anymore, all off to college. You guys are good though, let's have a nice comfy thread. Post comfy music, comfy images, talk comfy, talk about your day, what are you up to?
>Playing Pokemon Y
>Might play CS:GO in a few even though I've only played it once before
>Listening to Sleepycast
How are you doing?
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>>35292566
I always thought Wild Nothing was good /comfy/ music, especially for long drives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlnw_JeN0uU
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Parents are out on a date. Got the house to myself but like always I just lock myself in my room. Bored as hell.
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>class was cancelled
>slept in
>rainy day
>new comfy sweater
>favorite aphex playlist in bed
/nice/
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Could the qt who posted these a while back post more
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this is all i have famalam
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Same person? I am not really sure but trying to help you OP.
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>>35292564
You know that is a trap right? They posted two face pics in the same thread while using a trip. Pic from the same thread.
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Hello r9k, I'm seriously considering being a serial killer. I've watched serial killer documentaries, read books, been interested in them for about 5 years now. I'm beginning to get bored with all of them. None of them are as interesting a serial killer as I could be. I'm not planning a strike anytime soon, because of my current circumstances in life, but what do you think the odds of getting caught nowadays? I would hope to have a minimum of 20 confirmed kills if I were to do it, but considering cell phones and how cautious people are could I be caught before striking fear in America?
Pic unrelated I just like Apu
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>>35292538
Those are actually some really interesting questions. I'd really like to talk more about them, email me at [email protected]
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>>35292538
>but what do you think the odds of getting caught nowadays?
very high if you post on the internet about wanting to become a serial killer
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>>35292538
The authorities know when you are about to take a sneeze. You wouldn't get away with it. And after you are caught they will lock you up in solitary and slowly torture you to death and you will wish you had had just stayed comfy and docile in your little room browsing 4chan. Get real, don't killrhymes
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>ywn cuddle with her while you're both on MDMA
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>>35292507
Who is she, OP, and where can I meet her?
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>>35292709
Druggie gril this board has begun to orbit
Her Instagram is @happyelliottsmithsong, I don't know about any other accounts
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>>35292809
>this board has begun to orbit
You mean one of the shitty Skype groups that treat this board like their own shitty circlejerk has begun to orbit her?
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What's your power level?
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>>35292374
Even opening = possible, odd = impossible
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>>35292446
oops I mean the other way.
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>>35292374
aaaegtrh
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You know what I think I just learned? Normies genuinely enjoy talking and connecting with each other. They're enthralled in it like you would be with your favorite hobby. It's like they're playing a video game and they're flawlessly and effortlessly progressing from level to level and loving every second of it. Meanwhile, I've never understood the purpose of conversation and it's always felt like a chore to me.
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>>35292319
that kid probably has a boner
no lie
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>>35292319
That's because you're a fucking loser jej
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>>35292319
Damn she hella swept that leg
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go and give your sister a hug and post results!
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God fucking dammit why'd it have to be that picture
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>>35292307
cause you knew exactly where to go when you saw it.
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>>35292251
I don't have a sister and my mom is at uni, who do I hug??
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When did you outgrow atheism, ribbits?
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>>35292226
Both in that image are cringey as hell.
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>>35292226
>caring about things you can never and will never understand
top lel my main man
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>>35292226
I like the part where the pedophile priest still can't answer atheist's objections, even with the misspellings.
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Quiet Saturday night
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>tfw British people gave me internet autism
>gets blocked by steam friend
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oH HELLO EVERYO-
*braaaaaaap*
oH GOODNESS DID I DO THAT??
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>tfw about to get comfy and watch anime
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When did you find out girls didn't find you attractive and how did you cope with that
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>>35292051
When I couldn't get any because they all wanted my girlish looking brother and pushed me aside, I never found a way to cope with it
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>>35292051
Pretty much since as far back as I can remember. I recall kids in my pre-school classes not wanting to play with me because I looked "weird" or "gross".
I'm 22 now and I still get nastly glares from people because of how I look. It never really goes away. All I can really hope to do is conceal my ugliness.
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I looked at some reddit thread asking people to self rate. They were all way uglier than they though they were then I looked and the mirror and realized I was a 4.5 at best. I cope with it by living off merit.
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>in my thirties
>have my own apartment in a large city
>get neetbux
>never worked a day in my life
>get extra money on the side from my family
>enjoy going for walks and go to restaurants
>haven't had the need for an alarm clock for years.
how's your life?
Still struggling to climb up the socioeconomic ladder?
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>>35292027
How'd you get the money to get an apartment in a large city?
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country?
what do you get NEETbux for?
what jobs have you held in the past and for how long?
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I've been to a restaurant on my own once and it was just unpleasant and awkward, why do you do it, OP? I'd much rather just eat frozen dishes on my own at home.
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies HAH
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
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How was your day today, man?
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>>35291984
It was fucking garbage, just like yesterday.
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>>35292133
Same here. I'm off for two days though after this shift. I just can't wait to go home, and sit next to my warm computer. Being around computers makes me feel so comfortable and safe for some reason. I guess it's just knowing that there's something smarter than me that I can use and manipulate to do what makes me happy is what makes me so happy to be home alone. It never disagrees, or tries to take advantage of me, it just carries out my instructions without a second thought. We live in an age of great empowerment, buddy.
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>"Anon, why is my number listed as 'SLAMPIG OOLOL' on your phone?"
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I can't be the only one that wants to genuinely date a girl like that can I?
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Nope. I'd fall head over heels for her if she showed even the slightest interest.I unironically think she's cute in a dorky kind of way. She looks like a girl who would want to spend the day cuddling and watching anime.
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>>35291899
I think any genuine robot would a girl like this, I have comfy thoughts about having a gf like this one day laying in bed before sleeping.
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>95 IQ
Any other brainlets here?
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105 with a performal IQ of 80.
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I dunno my IQ. I just wanted to warn you ahead of time that this thread is most likely gonna be invaded by anons bragging about their 130+ IQ.
All brainlet threads turn into 'smart but lazy' threads. It's inevitable.
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>>35291823
You do know they're just trolling, ri-
>brainlet
Oh carry on
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Post song lyrics so nobody else can
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WE DIDN'T START THE FIYAH
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>>35291618
HEY NOW YOUR A ROCK STAR
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WOAH WOAH WOAH IT'S MAGIC