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>been on 4chan for 2 years
>just found out about the catalog
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>>35295741
Holy shit same senpai
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>>35295751
Wtf i said senpai not senpai
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>>35295751
>>35295772
It looks like you've only been here 2 days

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Why aren't you using TINDER right this second to match yourself up with average BIG TITTED white girls? What's stopping you from LOSING your VIRGINITY???
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I didn't ever match with anyone.
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I hope you get hit by a car, not killed but crippled, the bad kind where you can't use your fingers anymore
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pretty sure that girl is actually a bot

ITT: Images you really really like
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Pic related haha it's me and my gf out on a date
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Pic related it's me and my gf doing the pepe meme pose uwaaa~ hehe
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>>35295542
I don't know why but i enjoy it

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This question is passed around a lot, and regarded as a throwaway question. I'm here to tell you today that just talking to her is the best thing to do.

>B-but muh height!
>B-but muh face!
Why are you assuming that someone will like you or not? Just go for it.
>"Ew, get away from me, anon!"
If someone says that when start a conversation, they're an asshole, plain and simple. Seriously, you've got nothing to prove. Tell yourself that, and you will help yourself.
If you try and argue with me, you're shooting yourself in the foot.

>Be me
>5'3
>Confident in myself
>Got a gf that's taller than me

The height meme is exactly what it says, a meme.
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>>35295477
>If someone says that when start a conversation, they're an asshole, plain and simple. Seriously, you've got nothing to prove. Tell yourself that, and you will help yourself.
>do this
>discover all women are assholes
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>height is just a meme bro!
>just talk to her!!
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Well frankly I don't know what to say.
I mean, I can make bullshit shallow conversation, but I don't know how to get further than that.

To get to know someone who you have to disclose your interests and opinions, and I feel like an alien.

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Whatever emotion and thoughts are bothering you right now, get them off your chest, let all that shit out. I'll hear you out.
Just say whatever you feel you need to say. Whatever it is.
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>>35295357
I'm in love with a fembot.
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My girlfriend keeps smelling me, what do?
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>>35295357
I like people and I am courteous but they always want way more from me than I can give them. I feel lonely. Everyone abandons me as soon as they realize I'm never going to be living my life around their needs or that I'm not going to lie for the sake of them getting their way.

I'm lonely, it's cruel.
I stay true to myself and my values, I do white lies when I need to, but people play games I don't even understand as revenge... Because I dared to be better than them at something stupid like running.

I'm tired, I wish I had never been born, life is too difficult.

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It's Saturday night robots

What are we drinking tonight?
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Water. The last thing I need is alcoholism, so I try not to drink too often.
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>>35295312
Sapporo is unironically my favorite beer, something about it is so clean and nice tasting compared to most beer. That being said I'm drinking pic related straight since I'm broke as fuck until next week, I had some cranberry juice to drink with it but I ran out. I have a few kirin ichiban left in my fridge but honestly I'm drunk as fuck and have to wake up in the morning and even posting this was an effort so I'm not sure if I'll drink them.
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>>35295312
getting two more beers that are 9.0 alc after i finish this album. already pretty buzzed. nice choice btw op lovethat nip shit

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Was he a hero or a villain?

And what are you guys planning to do on national Elliot day?
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A real human being and a real hero.

I'll just be having an average day
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>>35295275
He was proof that good looks don't mean shit if you are a sperg.
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>>35295275
He was a piece of shit, you can say all you want about the normies but at least they live their lives, why rob them that? Just because I'm a miserable piece of shit I don't expect others to be too...

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Does anyone else get vagina envy?

I don't want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms


I don't even hate females. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick

I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf I'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming like a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.

Misogyny is probably rooted is men's jealousy of women and their sexual pleasure.
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>>35295066
A woman can get more sexual pleasure in a couple of hours than any more could in a lifetime.
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>>35295066
any more gifs like this? there is something so hot about a female orgasm and it's hard to find high quality amateur videos like the one you posted. ty
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>tfw had a few orgasms today
u jelly?

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>Force myself to go outside to get delicious Chipotle
>Cute white roastie behind the counter takes the first half of my order flawlessly
>Sends me over to the salsa side
>Fat nigger not wearing a hair net takes the rest of my order
>I only have one autism when it comes to Chipotle, the cheese must go on the meat so it melts
>Ask her to please put the cheese on first
>"Da chee don't go on firs, da salsa do. What kind u wan?"
>Uhh, medium
>"Mild?" Proceeds to throw mild salsa on before even finishing the question.
>I FUCKING HATE MILD SALSA ITS JUST DICED TOMATOES
>Ask for veggies
>She turns her grandiose figure around and yells "WE AINT GOT NO VEGGIES UP IN HYUR!"
>"Oh wait, here some" she scrapes some veggies off the bottom of the tray and throws them on my food
>Ask for lettuce and she throws so much on there it looks like a goddamn salad
>I'm having a mini panic attach, ask for it to-go because I know I'll be picking stuff out and rearranging it
>Sitting here eating my disgusting tomato salad and SHE FORGOT THE FUCKING CHEESE

YOU FUCKING CRETINS. YOU EXPECT ME TO TREAT YOU LIKE EQUALS WHEN YOU CANT EVEN PUT CHIPOTLE TOGETHER RIGHT?! THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY BASIC TASK.

Meanwhile I'm sitting here jobless when that retard got hired because she's black. Thanks affirmative action quotas! Good thing I only tipped them 30 percent.
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>burrito bowl
cringe
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speak up faggot

you have no one to blame but yourself
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>eating joint fastfood

You deserve it

What does /r9k/ think of the fact that this will NEVER happen to them?
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>tfw I'll never be the little spoon
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>>35294961
>you will never be the pillow that gets pulled away and be forced to watch the other couple cuddle each other while you sit alone on the floor below them
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>>35294961
Hey Stan, how you doing? Isn't a little late there in your country?

And yes, it will never happen to me..

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The only people who care about that is virgins the majority of the time. When you get laid you realize sex is just sex. It doesn't mean anything unless there's feeling involved. It's pathetic when men sit on the sidelines and just judge women for living life.
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>>35294900
My ideal situation would be a stable, loving marriage (like finding a unicorn in today's times). Frequent premarital sexual interactions lower the chance of this. Pic related.
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You should just pick people who have the same preference; bitching about other people is a waste of energy.
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>>35294955
That's because you want to own your partner so you can feel safe. People aren't meant for marriage. Also lol at posting infographics.

Pathetic.

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>someone makes thread about being bullied in school, everyone says he deserved it and several people say they would have done the same thing to him
>guy makes thread about rapper, everyone has a field day with him over his musical tastes

I don't understand

Why can't people just be nice to eachother the rest of the world is so miserable

Work together, we all win
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>>35294781
Reddit the thread

Orgoliu az buszkeseg romanul a szo negativ ertelmeben
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>>35294883
The normies are the ones that treat each other like shit.
We should be better than that considering we've all been bullied
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>>35294781
Because society is now full of meme-spouting fucktards fucking idiots who shouldn't be breathing the same oxygen as me. I'm very convinced I'm better than 80% of every pathetic piece of shit human on this planet.

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How exactly is circumcision harmful?

1000's of men in the U.S. are circumcised and still have functional penises. They are able to get pleasure from sex. They're able to urinate accurately, get erections, and ejaculate. They grow up with no psychological damage. They don't get infected during the healing process.
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Whether it's harmful or not is irrelevant. It's a violation of bodily autonomy.
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>>35294753
Cut Fags gotta stick together round these parts
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>>35294753
>>35294753
It's not harmful per se. Sometimes is necesary because of a medical condition like extreme phimosis.
However, what would be a reason to circumsice a healthy newborn? Why not let the boy grow up, and then decide by himself if he want's to be cut?

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>anon, eat my ass or I'm telling mom

What do you do?
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>MOM ANON WON'T EAY MY ASS
Wow I sure am in trouble now!
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>>35294654
I do not have a sister. Who the fuck is this person. I'm calling the police!
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>>35294654
hope that she BRARRRRRRRRPS loudly mmm m'lady

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is it true that some men forget sexual partners they had?
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couldn't name half of them
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>>35294616
That makes no sense to me. I can remember at least 10 different girls that were just briefly nice to me. How do you forget penetrating someone?
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Amazingly there are people who exist who just pointlessly have sex and then don't give a fuck about their relationships.

I don't get it.

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