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>>35301349
You basically just answered your own question, and if you're a girl robots will be pouring in any second now.

>>35301349
are you a girl?

if your answer is no or yes with the asterisk of having formerly been a boy, then fuck off

>>35301349
Post stuff like this and be a girl

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Here's 67 dollars. The change is your tip

*Pays exact change by debit card*
Fuck you. You already get paid.

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>>35301348
Here you go senpai. It just has pineapples on it, right?

>>35301308
For being a failure. Mom and Dad deserve so much more. My only thriumph in life would be to not kill myself before my sister graduates and make sure she can support them in their old days.

>>35301308
I cheat, like alot. I hate feeling guilty, but love messing around.

yes. lots of little things that probably only I remember. I find myself compulsively whispering "I'm sorry" all the time when I think about awkward moments. the abundance of which drive me to isolate myself, further compounding my lack of social adroitness.

thank heaven for listening to me. then furiously masturbate to experience that, then explain to people that im the same person and im not sure how this happened.

>>35301257
induce a female multiple orgasm

I would literally rape myself. whatever I can find is going in the holes. Gonna take atleast an hour feeling myself up, then leave with as many things jammed inside as possible, then, assuming that I only have the body of a woman but my normal male brain, I would probably find as many desperate lesbians as possible and have a disgusting orgy. I would wear out the fuck outta this body.

>>35301140
they have a willy

They're very unhealthy, eitherway

>>35301140
If you have to ask.

Always a tranny.

>>35301053
Somebody gotta stop these fucking fags.

>>35301053
in a sane society we would give severe punishments for homosexuality

is that young vash in the corner?

>>35300932
You're assuming there's actually a world around you.

>>35300942
Fuck you, stop trying to outmeme me.
I legitimately want someone to convince me otherwise and that people are capable of chosing.

"Our futures are predestined. Moebius foretold mine a millennium ago. We each play out the parts fate has written for us. We are compelled ineluctably down pre-ordained paths. Free will is an illusion."
-Kain to Raziel

stop masturbating

also have fun convincing him you're a virgin when you have no hymen

step 1 have more than just a wet hole to offer

>>35300740
You need to focus on either having an acceptable personality or average looks. You don't have to be above average on either.

No and illegal immigrants don't feel like that. They're the equivalent to niggers except they're more sneaky.

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>>35300739
later beaners, don't let the wall hit you on the way out

>>35300777
They have probably contributed more to the USA than you ever will. You should be deported not them.

>Doesn't give link
What did he mean by this?

>>35300566
Was just gonna type that!

>>35300566
>google
>first result
cmon now at least try

>>35300526
>Would /r9k/ date a crazy devil-worshipper gf?

anyone who unironically believes in any religious or occult garbage has a mental problem

no

yes

hfdrn5w74ds

>>35300526
maybe, but I think I'd regret it

>tfw crying right now
Fuck im such a bitch

>>35300284
>implying
I would just call her a lying whore.

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>>35300284

Probably roll my eyes and say "yeaaah thanks" before strolling away. I couldn't take a gesture like that as anything but someone playing a prank

shut the fuck up you stupid fuck KEK!

>>35300271
C U C K

originarodorandodesu

>>35300271
KEK

bet it wont work fag

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iktf senpai. Can't seem to get past 133 pounds. Just kill me

How tall are you?

You are so pretty cute when

>>35300304

5'7

I also never worn shorts in my entire life. I once did and someone told me I look like i'm walking with my hand.

Why restrict yourself to Halloween? I'm the OP from the other Halloween thread, and I wear my natural selection t-shirt every day. I have a few of them, actually.

>>35300161
>>35300115
both of you need to be stopped

>>No.35300161
Where did you get the shirt? Its impossible to find and when i do its 20$ for a fucking shirt