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>be chestlet
>cowtit threads on r9k convinced me that I'm worthless and no man will consider dating me
>actually thinking about getting implants
am I falling for some sick meme...
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Hi, can you stop being such a worthless whore and making these threads?
You are infact worthless, but it has nothing to do with your nonexistant tits. Ill leave it up to you to guess why, im sure you know what im talking about.
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You are
Women with smaller sized tits are much more attractive for me
Also smaller chest looks more athletic also it also looks more practical and innocent
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Welllll.... Tits or GTFO
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Who else /klinefelter/ here?
>tfw didn't even get the extra height
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I might be this, except I'm short (177cm) and morbidly obese. I'd pretty much like the infertility, though, because I can't stand children, with babies' cry making me rage... (and I wouldn't have to get a vasectomy for shitloads of money)
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>>35304172
i've considered the possibility
i'm a manlet but i am still taller than all of the males in my family
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>>35304172
>5'8"
>thicc hips
>mild gyno when I was 13
>shitty brittle bones
>low energy levels
>7" dick for some reason
>dunno about puberty
>more facial and body hair than my peers
What did nature mean by this
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Why can't white people take jokes very well?
I swear, just one thing about their them or their whiteness, and you're about to find out whether they're a school shooter or not.
Pic related, a white person's typical reaction to jokes.
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we suck
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Because you guys can't tell funny jokes.
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>>35304171
Because they're white lmao
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Who else here /sinkpisser/?
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>>35304111
That's disgusting and you should honestly be locked up.
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Do you at least clean up once you're done?
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>>35304123
I run the water while I do it.
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Post only the qtest of 3D waifus. No dimensional degeneracy allowed.
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2D > 3D tho
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>>35304081
>2D
You are literally getting cucked by some basement dweller neckbeard autist's drawings.
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>>35304081
>2D > 3D
JUST tier preference
>>35304097
>You are literally getting cucked by some basement dweller neckbeard autist's drawings.
exactly!
btw the waifu was qt.
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What to do on your birthday?
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Mine was yesterday. I just slept all day until my dad woke me up for the monthly awkward phonecall.
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>>35304064Happy birthday, anon
Mine is tomorrow. This is the third year I'm creating this thread actually.
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>>35304015
Have a threeway with 2 whores
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My dad is so fucking annoying. I just want them to be GONE
>trying to take shit
>run shower because my parents are always standing outside the door no matter what I do
>he fucking comes in the bathroom with the shower running
>oh what I didn't know you were in here hur dur
>fapping
>he blantaley just walks in my room
>oh I was just seeing what you were doing hur dur
>he constantly opens my door without asking just to see if I'm there no matter what even though I never leave
>try having convo with cutie on phone at 8 am
>he walks by 800 times and I fucking hate when they are near me because they get in my business
>durr durrrrrr who are you talking to durrrr
>walks in unannounced everywhere
>walks up and down the stairs farting and burping
>hear him grunting farting and burping everywhere he goes
>he literally follows me around the house 24/7 invading my privacy
FUCK OFF
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>>35303769
>tfw no dad problems because he walked out on and disowned me
h-hah
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>>35303781
You lucky fucking cock sucker
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>>35303769
I think your dad has a crush on you
Why not use your cousin as your practice girlfriend?
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Because she's like 11
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Bc they are both over 26 and have kids
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Because my only female cousin is a lesbian and married to another woman.
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>fap
>cum
>need to shit
>shit
>don't need to piss
>still piss
>dick hurts
Who designed this? There's got to be a better way
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>balls on the outside
>apendix can explode whenever it wants
>the sun gives you cancer if ur white
>the winter forces u to take suplements if youre black so you donk kill urself
>there are mental illneses that make you want to end your life thus ending millions of years of evolution
Whom the fuck designed us what the fuck
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>tfw self-aware
What evolutionary benefit does this even serve?
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>finish taking a shower
>suddenly feel the urge to take a shit
Life is suffering
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Why don't you just make a tulpa? Are you gay?
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>>35303353
If I was I'd make a gay tulpa, then, wouldn't I?
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>>35303368
That'd be soooooooooooooooooo cute
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tulpas can be anything
>Mom knows I'm alt-right
>Still dates a nigger
>Nigger keeps mocking me calling me a "bitch"
I WANT TO BEAT THAT STUPID WHORE AND HER CHIMP BOYFRIEND SO FUCKING BADLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35303328
Why would your political preference have any bearing on whom your mom dates? Stop being a piss baby.
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Your mom must be fat and ugly then.
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>>35303328
Are you really this green retard? You have to insult him until he gets angry and charges you, and then shoot him for "self defence".
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How much money do you get per month?
Hard mode: Share your tricks.
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>>35303262
Roughly $2000 a month after taxes. I'm a sheet metal fabricator. It's pretty cool.
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>>35303262
Is that a Jew poking a lady's meat hole with a crutch?
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>>35303262
$30,000 avg. all goes back into investments, travel, and hobbies. i flip property
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H-have you ever arnwrestled a grill, fellow skellies? How was it?
Am I going to lose? She is fairly fit and plays volleyball.
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>>35303255
Depends how skelli you are, you might be able to pull an upset.
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>>35303284
Im around 110 at 5'9
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Armwrestled imouto - she was destroyed, even when allowed to use both arms and lean her whole body weight into it.
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>uncle found the fabricated casus belli
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>king found the assassination plot
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>laity found the bible
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>sister-wife found the bastard
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Let's see really how many robots are in this board.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12467274
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>>35303052
fun fact:
having sex isn't hard
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>>35303052
http://www.strawpoll.me/12412168/
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>>35303062
four of those votes are from /g/ ryzen threads