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>There are 20+ year olds on this board who never had a gf

How? Even all the nerdy kids in my highschool got gfs. Seriously, if you just go up and talk to a girl and get to know her you can ask her out and she'd say yes. You people are the reason this board is so shit.

Also inb4
>just b urself (sarcastic reply)
it's not a meme you retards
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>>35305669

I just don't understand how people become gf/bf
Does a man just ask the girl whether she wants to be his gf?
I don't get it.
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>>35305669
>just go and talk to her
>just b urself
wow thanks for the advice i never would've ever thought of that! what was i thinking this whole time????/????!!!!
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>>35305669
>Seriously, if you just go up and talk to a girl and get to know her

I get this far, then realise they're fucking insufferable and want nothing to do with them.

What is the best porn-site?

>inb4 it's Shadbase
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Are we talking 3D or 2D?
I use 4chan's pron boards to get my fill desu desu
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queerdiary.com
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>tfw shad draws nothing but nigger dicks and cuckshit now

truly these are dark times

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>"where are all the fembots at?"
>proceeds to creep out/abuse every female that mentions her gender.

Even when they're mentioning their gender as a relevant/crucial part to a story they're telling or using their appropriate pronouns gets you riled up.

As long as you do this, the few women on this board are going to be cautious/hesitant when contributing to discussions or posting anything in general, else they'll need to deal with the harsh comments that come with being a female on this board.

You're simultaneously making them the center of attention AND ridiculing them for being the center of attention. The fucking irony of this whole board is laughable.

Sure, you can snicker and call me a white knight all you want, but I most threads I see nowadays become
>female sighting
>autistic screeching
I'm here for the discussions, the feeeels. I don't give a shit about whose a female and the same list of reasons why they shouldn't be on this board. Most of its fucking bait anyway. If you didn't put women on pedestals, none of this shit would happen.
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>>35305524
No all women need to leave. They only ever destroy communities like this. Why would you even like to stay? This place is a shithole. Leave


Also this is now an animal thread
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People who are looking for fembots aren't real robots though, they're just normalfags passing through looking for easy pussy.
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>>35305578
Nice pup!

Posting best animal don't mind me

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I made my decisions, tomorrow I'm going to see a girl and ask her to relieve me once and for all.

Ask me anything.
I'll bring pictures and tell the experience for my fellow virgin robots.
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>>35305304
silly anon hookers don't count.
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Not a question, but I did something similar last year. I still felt like a loser afterwards, especially considering how I had to pay for a segment of something amazing that everyone else gets for free, but it is an interesting experience.
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>>35305352
I know they don't.

>>35305362
It's ok, my intention is not to feel changed.
If I feel bad now and I feel bad after what do I lose?
Not even my integrity, I paying for something I simply can't get with my own means outside.

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>accidentaly got gf pregnant
>about to have my kid aborted

AMA
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please go away, this board is not for your kind
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>>35305269
>casuaI sexism: the post
Please stop
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>>35305269
I may have forgot to mention that we lost our virginity to each other 2 months ago. I didn't think it would happen but it is.

Almost her turn

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dyscalculia Destroyed my life, AMA
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Do you think you can still play a role and give at least a little value back to society, even though you're retarded?
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>>35305009
>dyscalculia
>never actually existed until late 20th century

You fell for a meme. Now you're done. gg anon
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>>35305009
According to Wikipedia people with dyscalculia tend to have high IQs, so really you have no excuse.

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Is it true good looking people are happy(er)
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>>35304989
They certainly have it easier. And success releases dopamine.
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>>35304989
Offcourse, easier lives, they don't have a problem being accept and can find jobs more easily.
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>>35304989
Dumb people are happier.

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Why is (actual) loneliness an exclusively male phenomenon?
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>>35304940
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>>35304940
White women are the true ones with privilege in the West.
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I'm not lonely. I'm a reclusive.

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We all know that reddit is pretty garbage besides the porn, but are there any actually good sfw subreddits? I'm curious.
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>>35304877
reddit has a porn?? you mean gone wild?
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the_donald is the only good subreddit
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>>35304985
not specifically r/gonewild but all nsfw subreddits. As shit as reddit is for discussion, there is lots of good porn to be found there

And we gather again to discuss and spread the charms of motherly love.
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come forward and confess love to mama
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>ywn show your love to mama in front of aunts and her friends
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When were you convinced that you like OW or you lust for mothers and sex?

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>bullies will always get whats coming to them they said
>bullies will end up as losers in life they said

How did your bullies turn out in life /r9k/?
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>>35304700
thats all true in the end if they arent rich
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One hanged himself, another one is probably here and for the rest I don't have a clue
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A doctor, a DJ and a Tesco shelf stacker.

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What kind of job do you fellow robots have?

Me, Im a security guard and I fucking hate it.
Seriously want to quit, but I can't get hired anywhere better.
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Picker/Packer. I distribute sandwiches and I'm the only white guy there.
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I work at a Walmart for minimum wage. It's so much harder than everyone said it would be.
Why is it impossible to just survive comfortably?
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What makes the security guard job shit? I've recently been thinking of getting an SIA license and start working as one since it seems cosy.

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Who /antisexual/ here?
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>>35304503
Virgin and proud
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Pussy chaseing is a fools game
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>I can't get laid. I don't know what I should do to cover up the fact that I'm a complete loser....I know, I'll say I'm asexual or anti-sexual!

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What sites do you browse other than 4chan? I'm starting to get bored of the internet
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jaybee.cc
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>>35304489
mostly reddit and twitch
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>>35304489
Not much else all of the small interest sites and forums got killed

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Why don't you just drown yourself in drugs?
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>>35304397
I'm not a degenerate enough to do any drugs
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because you need social contacts to get drugs
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>>35304497
No you don't you just need Tor.

>>35304480
But you're degenerate enough to be a NEET

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