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>that kid who found out how to get on blocked websites.

>that retard who draw minos hitlers on tablescin high school
>that retart who pretend to fap while screaming adokf in front of classmates

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>that kid who walked really fast and played flash games on the computer during lunch

I guess you're not fat since primary schools for writing this.

>Implying female chubby chasers exist.

Because fat people are fucking disgusting. If I wanted to die early I'd do it the easier way by just overdosing on pills. I think that there should be a BMI limit written into law and if you have a BMI of 30 or above you get sent to a camp and forced to lose weight. If you have a BMI of 25 or above you have 6 months to correct the issue or you will be sent to camp too.

>>35306652
how could it possibly ruin your life?

>>35306704
Because it literally doesn't exist in real life. If I was rid of it I might finally be able to have a normal relationship and be the kind of guy women want, without having to live a lie.

>>35306831
>citation needed

stop basing your view on sexuality on /r9k/

>>35306600
>*insert there-are-no-fembots-meme here*

There are no fembots here

>12
>Reading Valley of the Horses
>Super horny
>Notice hairbrush handle
>Hurt so bad at first I didn't try it again until 13

>>35306480
>I listen to music you don't care about and watch shows you don't care about. It doesn't mean I don't consume this media.

Simple robro. Be honest. Shut them up.

>you arent stupid, you are just lazy
Meanwhile i can barely act like a human being

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everyone at my work stopped talking to me when i admitted to not listening to music or watching tv

i also made the mistake of telling them when i do want to listen to something i listen to white noise or asmr videos.

>>35306454
Because women are equal in the eyes of the law as far as I can tell.

Its not needed

>>35306454
Here's a better question: why would I want to?

""Refugees"" should be put in camps.

>>35306378
wow that's pretty fucking gay

>>35306378
>Please take a moment to think about their future?
Why?

What does the average person thinking about refugees' futures accomplish?

It is Sunday gotta shop for the family that doesn't love me

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It's Sunday have to rush to get all my errands done since I'll have no time and be exhausted all week at my wagecuck job.

>>35306393
>he doesn't have a loving caring mommy to do everything for him
Sucks to be you, wagie.

Watched Jupiter Ascending on shrooms the other week. Had an amazing time. God that movie is a piece of shit.

Probably Galaxy Express 999 as far as anime goes. Breath of the Wild as far as games go. That game is fucking amazing.

>>35306061
Undertale is overrated as fuck and not very good

>>35306002
Because girls are not assertive or motherly to anyone except their own children. Believing otherwise is pure self-delusion.

>>35306019
Can't she delude herself into treating her boyfriend as if he were her child?

Where can I find such a gf? I want to be mothered so badly...

Because I'm not a collectivist idiot who believes in fairytales.

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because I'm too detached to care that das juden have taken over the world.
Want the real redpill? Us white people are cursed. Breeding with anyone darker than us causes us to lose our whiteness. We were never meant to live in a technological, globalized world where multiple races had easy contact with each other. We are like the Roman Empire, a beacon of civilization in its time, but not built to last. I don't support hedonism in particular, but we should focus on finding what makes us happy in these last short lived we live.

>>35305941
>implying individualism is better than collectivism

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>>35305864
NASA found 7 new planets 40 light years away from earth and you're still thinking about religion?

>>35306115
So? Are you mentally handicapped? Just because NASA found some planets does not mean God cannot exist. NASA also found out that the universe ends. The universe has an end and it's growing. We, as humans, don't know anything and we cannot understand anything.

>>35306115
>NASA found 7 new planets

Are people really so underaged that they don't know this happens like every few years? 40 light years is still a shit ton away and since Obama cut NASA's budget to shit it doesn't matter.

>>35305788
just beed yourself man, you'll get one :))

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>>35305788
>tfw no Akko gf
>tfw no Amanda gf
>tfw no Constanze gf
just fuck my shit up famalabam

By farting Isuppise.
I don't have a clue about it so it's better laugh about it

That looks like a cheap bike that is way overpriced like Treks.

>>35305795
Yeah you might just want to google that thing first.
Piece of history right there and worth a fortune.

>>35305848
Looks like something you'd buy at Walmart