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Won't be too popular around here but why not

I do unorthodox sounding rap here
Soundcloud.com/keanu5

And both atmospheric sound collages as well as slowed & chopped remixes here
Soundcloud.com/djcausticchasm

If either of those are your thing I appreciate the attention!

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It's bad but I just started making music like last friday and I don't have a style or know where I want to take this stuff so pls no bully and I don't have a cool rapper voice also I took pic related

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9GnBdZq_q0k

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eksaVObdzyQ

>>35308216
>Soundcloud.com/keanu5
Are you that guy on youtube who does those 4chan meme versions of songs??

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>>35308012
First for posting waifus and husbandos

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Mummy just cut my hair lads

Ate kessel chips the wario of kettle chips? And if so, what are the waluigi?

>>35307933
18
M
Mfw no gf
kV
Holland
Finished high school gymnasium
3 hours a week

>>35307933
>>Age
22
>>Gender
Male
>>Relationship status
Single
>>Are you a virgin? (Khv/kv/v/No)
v
>>Location
UK
>>Highest level of education
Bachelors degree
>>Do you exercise? (if yes, how often)
Yes, 3 times a week

>>35307933
29 years, 11 months and 3 weeks
male
single
no
London
First year A-levels
Lift on average 4/5 times a week

>>35307856
No because i intentionally dont have a gf and im proud to be robot/wizard, not a failed normie

Kind of makes my think

Why do we even have the 1:1 m:f ratio? Seeing that one guy could easily impregnate multiple girls the ratio could have been (n>1):1.

Women are fine with sharing alphas

What is top right?

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>>35307628
>What is top right?

Unbiased Dairy Inn

~le post ur le tastes, guiz~

~i am le so unique and amazing~

~i le like le cookie cutter 4chan meme shit~

~i le define le myself le by le "taste" i le have~

kys

>>35307589
depends, how did the nazis feel about spics.

>>35307589
Did they kill minority scientists?

If not, they'd probably kill me. Me and my country is an ethnic pothole (not US)

I am a quarter Jewish, so probably. I don't think I would have any amazing skills that would force them to make an exception.

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>>35307498
in the first thread on the front page

>>35307556
To be fair they're just referencing two of Reddit's April fools pranks.

>>35307556
why do they have to act like such insufferrable cringelords?

because i'm not an idiot with low self esteem (emphasis on idiot )who needs to be part of a group to feel strong or be cannon fodder for personal interest of polititians while they don't send their own kids in the military, because anyone with half a brain and some life experience knows that it's horrible there and that it's a product of propaganda and exploiting the poor and uneducated

now fuck off with these threads

>>35307513
>not striving to be a 5 star general
Sad!

Only in the movies.

In reality its full of criminals and dickheads just like everywhere else. If its where you turn to make money than so be it but patriotism is only a coping mechanism in wartime.

>>35307428
cause its illegal senpai
just fap to kpop whores

Gee I dunno maybe it's because porn is illegal in Korea?

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>>35307529
>>35307615
what do millions of sexually frusted korean males do then?

You dont. Drumpf will kill the jews. Heil trump

>>35307368
you're a trump supporter antagonizing other trump supporters. I don't understand why though.

>>35307368
>Everything I don't like is reminiscent of 1930's Germany

It's like you don't want to be taken seriously.

>buying a worse tablet

you got what you paid for

>>35307251
I can't believe more people didn't see that from the gameplay presentations of it. While I'll give credit that Nintendo finally learned what marketing is I'm pretty certain the Nintendo that we knew and loved is dead with a 3ds exception. At least you're not getting completely fucked in terms of DLC, but if you ask me that whole $20 season pass for a fucking shirt and treasure chest thing is only the beginning for them.

>>35307251
>asahi
>not sapporo or yebisu

baka

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i'm not interested in gay sex, being cucked or eating my mothers shit. i dont know what im even doing on this board.

>>35307239
This a hundred times this.

Le originale commento

OP is a normie

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>>35307239
I just want to discuss feels with likeminded anons

Catch me outside, how about that?

>>35307199
this
why do normies ruin every fucking thing they touch?

bunch of retards

Cash me ousside, how 'bout dat?

>>35307158
>this fag again
saged

by the way here's my steam guys <3

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Peaa

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>when that girl you added on Steam is okay with a friendship

>Unexpectedly woke up at 8
>Walked to bakery to get donuts
>Saw all sorts of happy-looking people bringing their qt kids to neighborhood churches
>Wished I had a family and faith

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Gifted my bff dark souls 1, can't wait to play with him uwu

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>>35306996
>D-deus vult
Wish I had money to get doughnuts, I ate cheese and plain white bread for breakfast this morning.