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51.06%, that's the majority by 1.06%.

This board can no longer be called the virgin board.
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>>35309955
maybe if virgin wasn't split into 3 bars it would be different
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>>35309955
You should add another category for people who fucked prostitutes
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>>35310075
This.

Also, Wizardchan exists for a reason.

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Tell me ways of causing pain without damaging the body.
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>>35309881
there are many ways you know
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>>35309923
Physical pain anon.
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>>35309881
doing exercise.

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Dubs picks my fursona name
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>>35309869
Adolf Hitfur
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Richard stoolmen
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Slash Darkness

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Why was WWI so boring?
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>>35309856
WWI >>>>> WWII
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>>35309856
It wasn't, there was all kinds of crazy shit going on. It just got overshadowed by WW2.
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>>35309856
Why do you think it was boring?

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Are anime girls ruining men's standards for women? How are women supposed to compete?
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Yes. It's an elaborate plan by the Jews through the Japanese to destroy society.
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how are men supposed to compete?
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>>35309787
>Are anime girls ruining men's standards for women?

Yes, women have been exposed.

>How are women supposed to compete?

They can't. Once we all receive sentient waifus, 3dpd will be worthless.

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>want to practice social skills
>get practice gf on tinder
>3/10, horrible face
>fast forward 1 year
>still with her
>even though she's very ugly she is very loyal and tries hard to make me happy
>repulsed by her face but also can't bear to be alone again and to make her suffer by dumping her
>subconsciously be an asshole to her sometimes in the hope that she'll dump me but she never does

I'm stuck
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>>35309121
You being an asshole is the reason she stays
Try being overly nice
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>>35309174
>Try being overly nice
Or maybe just stop being an unstable faggot and work out what it is that you want.
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>dump 3/10 girl who works hard to make you satisfied
>get thrown back into the world of vapid sluts who will never make a good wife
>either wife-up an used slut who will get ugly with time or die alone, when both could have been avoided by wifing up the 3/10 wife material who wouldn't get much worse than what she already is anyway

Fuck you, man.

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Anyone else here addicted to moeshit anime?
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>>35308992
no because the plot is fucking boring and I cringe when I see it

also I like the blue hair grills in that image
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>>35308992
me. it's what i mostly watch forealla
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>>35309033
those girls are in middle school you sick fuck

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Why aren't you on TINDER right NOW?
Mariana is going for drinks next weekend.

Sushibro helped me lose my virginity, Tinder is wonderful
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>>35308864
>make tinder account
>put all the best photos of yourself on
>follow all the wisdom on how to make a good profile, what kind of pics/bio to have etc.
>swipe right to every grill you see
>3 weeks in and still no matches
tfw
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I don't have a kikebook, pretty much only reason why I'm not
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>>35308864
nobody ever takes pictures of me

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so fucking depressed and sick of this place
maybe a train thread will help things
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nope, didn't do shit
largely because you cucks would rather orbit "fembots" or fap to traps or other pointless cancerous shit
fuck all of you
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come in and post some trains you fucking normie pieces of utter fucking refuse
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train yourself to like traps instead my jew friend

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Alpha Beta Omega Fraternity - A place for alphas, betas and omegas to become best friends for life. Come join the fun and talk about memes, traps, JoJo, genocides and much more!

https://discord.gg/4CFswyf
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>>35308749
full of roidcel taintlets don't join it
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Masc alpha reporting in, this is the place to be if you want to talk to other bros about your lifts
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>>35308790
>>>/fit/
fucking retards

anyone who posts a discord invite should be auto banned

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>tfw mummy getting me chinese food later
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>>35308619
>tfw mummy just cut my hair
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrsH8KFzwxY
I SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE RESTAURANT
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>>35308619
>wake up at 4:45
>take 20 minutes to drink tea and have breakfast while watching random shit on YouTube
>Take dump while browsing /pol/ and r9k
>Take shower then get ready while listening to weird al or other random music
>out the door at about 6
>10 minute commute
>get to work
>do engineer stuff till 11:00
>eat browse reddit at my desk till 11:30
>do engineer stuff for an hour
>take dump while shitposting on pol and r9k
>do engineer stuff till 3:30
>get home by 4 if picking up food or eat by 4:30 if making food from scratch
>play vidya/netflix/shitpost/learn Russian for about 1.5 hours
>exercise at gym
>it's about 6:30 now
>fuck around till 9 and then go to sleep

If I have to come in on the weekend I get time and a half

Company said they would help pay for masters degree

I live by myself and have plenty of disposable income (I don't spend it though)

Stay mad neet

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"Hey, I heard you joined the Army, that's so cool!"

"Woah you're a Soldier? What's it like?"

"Did you go to Afghaniland? Did you kill anyone?"

"So, you're like, a Private, right? My friend's dad is a Gunny, that means you have to listen to him"

"Is the Army like the movies?"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M A WARRIOR AIRMAN FUCKING NORVVIES MY ABU BLOUSE FUCKING SAYS US AIR FORCE RIGHT FUCKING THERE OH MY GOD I'M NOT A STUPID SOLDIER UGH
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>>35308560
wow ur so cooI
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>>35308560
oh so you dont do anything useful, just a welfare queen.

get bent
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>>35308560
/airforce/ thread
I am fucking miserable in the AF. Stationed at langley right now. One of the worst places to get stationed. just got BAH so things are improving. Only 1.8 more years and I'm out! What about you? Where are you stationed? Are you happy?

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What is the worst thing you've ever done to someone?

My mom would get extremely drunk and pass out so I would feel her up. I stuck the tip of my dick in her once.
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I used to make my blind sister jerk me off.
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that really is terrible OP. you dont deserve to exist being so messed up.
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starting off this thread with two rapes.

good start /r9k/.

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If you could say something to your 18 y/o self what would it be? Why?
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>>35308226
bumpirinoe
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>>35308226
Go do an apprenticeship. University is a meme.

Doing an apprenticeship would have actually given me some skills and would have forced me to be sociable. The uni life was a lie, it was just school with no uniforms.
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Stop drinking so many soft-drinks.
Go to the gym sooner
groom yourself better
move out as soon as you can. as much as sounds mean to say, your dysfunctional family really are holding you back

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Who /being your own gf/ here?
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>>35308083
Will you and your gf accept to do a threesome with me ?
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>>35308083
I'm thinking about taking my gf (me) out to lunch today and then back to my place. We are most likely going to fuck.
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>>35308344
That's really cute. I hope you (you) have a nice time.

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