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Is this worthy of impressing stacy?
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bump mods please delete this /b/ shit
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Mods do your job goddamn
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>>39217226
Yes definitely. Great job, anon.
>tfw zero friends
who else /0/ here?
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I have plenty of colleagues, but not a single person I'd consider a true friend.
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I have one online friend, but I think that's good enough for me.
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oh mate, you WISH you had zero friends
but it's even worse than you thought, bro - the most annoying tripfag on 4chan is your friend and has replied to your thread, so like... you're really, really screwed
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Femdom thread, post your favorite pics and talk about that feel when no femdom gf
Use the r9kfemdom tag on omegle for erp or if you just want to have a quick private chat without having to contactfag
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>>39216988
>tfw no pegging gf
Where to find one, lads?
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Is gentle femdom also also welcome?
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don't get into fendom, I used to let it slide because I thought it was harmless but you're only hurting yourself
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Who else /racistparents/?
My dad told me the story how chinese people get their names. What you do is get a nice wok. Don't put anything in it, but get it nice and hot. Next, pick up a nail. Lastly drop the nail in the wok and whatever sound it makes, is their name.
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Why does it have to be hot? I don't think your dad is very smart.
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>Dad unironically believes an authoritarian police state that targets anyone not part of the majority would be a good idea
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I dont like chinks either but damn your dad seems a bit autistic
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Who is your idol, your hero, the guy you try to take life lessons from and apply in every day situations?
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the notion of using television or video game characters to emulate is sort of retarded
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i dont have role models.
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>>39216906
Buck Angel, she is hardcore doesn't care and is a motivational speaker I would also fuck her silly if I could. I think all robots should follow Buck Angel.
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Who fell for the practice gf meme? 2017-08-21 05:58:59 Post No.39216889
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Who fell for the practice gf meme?
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I know It's sound like I'm Whining but I'm still want to share it.
Was a robot up until 22, 2 almost month ago
>got a BPD(Borderline Personality Disorder) gf even though some of you here warned me about it (She also used to cut)
>Honestly I can deal with it
>The only problem is she is chestless and buttless.
>Can't even have vaginal sex because it's too painfull for her(We'll try lube next time)
>Not sure how much I'm attracted to her
>Feel like I can get better gf now that o have one.
At least I got practice gf, r-right?
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>>39216889
Verily, good sir, I do decree
Only date a girl you find a hottie
For if you find ugly on the spot
You find that she is still a thot
Whose soul foul and face more cruel
Your once free spirit under her rule
Nay, be like other robots, pure and chaste
And once tfw no gf feels have passed
Woman's trechary poked out Samson's eyes
And sold Adam to the serpant's lies
But you are already bedded woth a whore
So begone, normie, and return no more
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>>39216889
>>Can't even have vaginal sex because it's too painfull for her(We'll try lube next time)
>next time
>know her for 2 months
You already lost the game.
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>>39216889
Gtfo off this board normie
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Why do robots go for pathetic depressed broken girls?
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Because they see themselves in them and wish to help fix one another.
Or take advantage of them
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>>39216841
It's not just robots, emotionally damaged girls (not straight up crazy though) have been fetishized for a very long time.
>"We all run to kiss the bleeding mouth of Fantine."
>t. Oscar Wilde
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Because having someone depend on your makes you feel powerful
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Going to tell my oneitis I like her in a couple of hours 2017-08-21 05:54:50 Post No.39216829
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Going to tell my oneitis I like her in a couple of hours
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>be khv
>friends with girl from uni for a couple years
>she's very sweet and funny
>love being around her more than anyone else
>will hug me when we meet and stuff, only girl who's treated me like that
>broke up with bf last year
>gets devasted
>comes to talk to me because only I'm beta enough to listen
>we end up getting closer over the months
>says she can tell me anything, constantly touches me
>lose handholding virginity
>basically fall for her pretty fucking hard
>didn't say anything because beta
>have to watch her go to normie parties and hook up with literal turbochads
>this has been going on for a year
I'm not running away anymore. Today I will either get the woman of my dreams...or (most likely) lose my best friend and fall deeper into depression. Keep thread alive and I will post results.
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Go get her
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>>39216829
Godspeed anon, give her one from me
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godspeed comrade, either you become normie or you kys tonight, either way we lost a robot this evening
F
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I looked directly at the sun during the eclipse, AMA 2017-08-21 05:43:00 Post No.39216653
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I looked directly at the sun during the eclipse, AMA
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Was watching the eclipse for a while, sat under a tree so most of the light didn't reach me. Eventually stacked 2 sets of sunglasses on top of each other, went into the yard and looked directly into the sun for a few seconds. Did this a couple times during the different phases of the eclipse. I only saw the faded image of the sun when I closed my eyes and it was gone after about a minute. Also, during the peak eclipse (I'm not in a spot where the sun is fully covered, only a sliver of the sun was visible) I tried the method of criss-crossing my fingers so only a tiny pinhole was visible and looked through it straight at the sun. Doing this I saw the eclipse clearly, and there was no after-image burned into my eyes.
I seem to be okay. I figured if the sun was going to damage your eyes you would notice it right away, so I guess I'm fine. AMA
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Why don't people just use a mirror?
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>>39216672
why don't we use mirrors to prank people into looking at the eclipse is a better question
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>>39216653
son wake up
looking at the eclipse sent you into a delirious state and then into a coma
we're trying to communicate to you
please wake up
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Does nofap cure acne??
Been seeing this alot, meme or not a meme?
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>>39216610
of course it doesn't you fucking retard
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No. A chemical exfoliant and benzoyl peroxide does though.
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idk I don't have acne lmao
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do Japanese like black?
orgsn
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black penis? yes. anything better than tiny asian dick.
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>>39216468
They do not
Black is an exclusively a strange foreign fetish to be feature in JAV for a niche market
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>>39216468
Sauce on that flounder pounder? She looks like she could suck semen out ezpz
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genes does not matter 2017-08-21 05:28:09 Post No.39216436
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>thread about looks, parents raising skill and impact on life
>some retard that is at least 5/10 without any serious physical health issues gets in
>lol genes does not matter, its your and your attitude
>just be yourself!
why are those fucking normans wasting time on /r9k/?
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>>39216436
I read a book of some doctor once and he stated that its al about genes. He said its more about genes then the way you are raised.
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>>39216503
Which book was it? Do you recommend it?
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>>39216436
Everything is about looks, anyone who says otherwise is just lying.
If you're legitimately ugly you have no chance of making anything of yourself.
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tfw you live on disability and refuse to engage with women
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>>39216148
that goes beyond the robot lifestyle
that's like government sanctioned mentally failed human slug tier
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ajkhruibvdjkjbskkbdukswv
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silly anon, you don't get engaged to a woman unless you're gonna marry her
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Post the saddest picture you have
This one never fails to get me. I always wonder where this guys is in life now..
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I spend all of my birthdays by myself (or only with my mom) and no one ever wishes me happy birthday. It's not that bad
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This one always makes me depressed. You can tell that the parents/grandparents are poor and struggled to provide a comfortable upbringing for their son. They sacrificed a lot throughout the years and at the thanks they get...their son is a fucking degenerate furry. They can't even look at him.
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>>39215917
This one is pretty decent. I have others of sad bdays, I'll see if I can find my favorite.
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Anyone here lose their V to a prostitute?
R8? Worth it?
Considering it strongly
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>>39215702
Dont do it. Just find some fatty at a bar and or club. Totally not worth paying for.
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>>39215702
Sex won't fix your problems, anon.
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>>39215702
Would recommend. Is a lot less painful than trying to bang women in the bar that's for sure.
>"Hey suck my dick"
>She succs
>"That was great, here's your pay. Pls go"
>She goes