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>Anon I was born in the wrong generation lol, do you know this feel?
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Absolutely, you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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>>35313061
How is pic related?
All I see is a thot in a retro dress with a modern camera.
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>>35313118
Because she is my waifu who loves 30s-40s styles.
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30+ year old virgins of /r9k/, how does your family feel about your life?
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37 year old virgin here. My parents are unendingly disappointed that I won't have children and continuously guilt me about it every time we talk. They're very unhappy with me and I pretty much avoid them at this point.
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>>35312853
You should tell them to be glad you aren't out there making more fuckups like yourself
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>>35312713
they all kicked me out
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If you were a girl, how would you feel about getting raped?
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>>35312517
It would probably feel somewhat similar to The Avengers movies.
Not really enjoyable but I can get over it
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Shit sucks but I'd move on.
However I'm not normal.
I got raped by another dude when I was 17
It was just embarrassing and it hurt, but I'm not permanently scarred or anything. Most people seem to think I have repressed memories about it or that im fucked in the head, but I'm not gay, my sexuality is healthy, and generally it's really not that bad for me.
So I'd assume the same would be true if I were female and the rape actually didnt hurt as much as losing my anal virginity.
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>>35312517
I'm a roastie so I would just accept my fate like the disgusting person I am.
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>falling for the sad and alone meme
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P22gcb4YHso
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I'M GIVING ONE WARNING: STEP AWAY FROM THE THREAD. I WON'TBE RESPONSIBLE FOR COLLATERAL DAMAGE AS I DESTROY THIS THREAD AND KICK THIS SHITPOSTER OFF MY BOARD.
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>>35312284
i wonder how much it cost to film all that
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No place like California~
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Who is this girl? I've seen her pics around many times in many boards and all I know is that she is related to /r9k/
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>>35311915
>she
originaI commentary
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>>35311915
The only thing worse than a normie is a fucking newfag.
GTFO REEEEEEE
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>>35311915
Eliza, the queen of /r9k/
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>Like Death Grips Ironically
>Start to like it unironically
>Like Vaporwave ironically
>Start to like it unironically
>Like traps ironically
>Start to like it unironically
>Like Loli ironically
>Unironically become a pedo
>Like /r9k/ ironically
>Unironically become an MRA
>Like /pol/ ironically
>Become a white nationalist unironically
>Like /x/ ironically
>Unironically believe in flat earth and several other conspiracies
Why the fuck does it always FUCKING happen /r9k/? Has anyone else experienced shit like this?
I swear I don't try and like these things/become these things but it holy fuck.
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>say all the normie slangs as a joke
>end up using them in conversation now
I feel your pain, OP.
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>>35311913
Fuck dude I do this too.
I also say shit is so cash and all kinds of cancer and I say nice meme and shit outloud and shit.
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>>35311881
how the fuck can you believe the earth is flat?
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What does /r9k/ think of birds?
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I steal the neighbor's birdseed and have a few of the moochers come up a day. Sometimes even a squirrel.
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What does /r9k/ think about birds?
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>>35311787
Why steal it?
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I'm a neet musician.
I never leave home, I make a small amount of money by composing music and sounds for youtubers, smartphone apps, shitty flash games, stuff like that...
No significant contact with other human beings for about 2 years, except for business matters (most of it via computer).
Today I was at the train station and there was a girl singing with only an electric guitar and a loop machine...
There were about 10 people watching her perform, She had an incredible presence. I stayed for about 20 minutes, then she stopped and started to pack her stuff.
Without even thinking I went toward her and asked if she was in a band. She said know. Then I said we should do music together. I told her to check my soundcloud to see if she was interested.
Then I realised what I was doing, I got embarassed, and I left quickly. I was ashamed but I was sure I'd never see her again.
But today I got a mail from her saying she really liked my stuff and wanted to meet.
I don't know what to do. I don't even really have time to start another project. I just talked without thinking.
Should I meet her?
How to not appear like a total autist?
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Follow ur heart
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Make time.
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>>35311740
Yes you should. At least get together for lunch and share your music interests. It's an opportunity to meet another musicians. Are you really going to ruin that because she's a girl anon?
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What was the scariest/unexplained thing that ever happened to you?
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I was in bed, a sock started levitating, i got scared and saw a buch of hair peek through the door of my room, rushed to close the door, then i felt like if i was a small toy and a huge invisible hand grabed me by the torso and i started levitating, then 5 seconds later i was standing up on my bed breathing heavily.
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>>35312725
Damn son that's spooky
Do you have epilepsy by chance?
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Blumpf bump bump
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The character I created.
Was not created to love or feel sensitive emotion.
The boxes are grey and he must be who, what he is.
Not comfortable being anything else.
Never LEARNED to be anyone else.
I picked a class I don't understand howto play.
Lol .
Statistically somone HAS to understand this feel.
Surely through anonymity it transcends age or upbringing
It has to right?
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Let me be clear.
I only learned to idolize and poorly emulate hardcases.
And feeling sad, trying to process anything deeper than lust, any emotion dependence on anything. Makes me confused.
Angry.
Trying to fathom these thing causes my core directives to malfunction. It makes me think i am trying to destroy myself, and the part that doesnt want to be compromisd wants to destroy what is trying to destroy it.
But it does not have majority vote
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Umm... Excuse me?
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you have schizophrenia or you might be a little retarded, i'm sorry.
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How does it feel knowing you have forever missed out on teen sex?
and you will probably miss early twenties sex aswell
you might have sex with some dried up 35 year old hag though, Hurray!!
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>sex with experienced women full of fantasies
>sex with awkward virgins who like justin beiber
hmmm
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>>35311662
>implying you have alpha pedo genes
the most you'll do is fap to some 2d loli
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>he hasn't already unlocked his wizard powers
>he isn't already well on his way to archwizardry
wew lads
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let's see those living rooms...
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>>35311612
might wanna fix your reversed tv
how do you deal with the flipped image anyway
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>>35311855
Weird his xbox controller also has buttons on the left side
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I don't have a living room, just a kitchen, bathroom, and bedroom. Living room would be nice
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varg BTFO's us robots ranting about mgtow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI
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Varg needs Christ
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why would I listen to a degenerate murderer who makes shitty screamo music?
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>>35311649
>degenerate
wrong
>murderer
correct
>shitty screamo music
wrong
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>uniform-themed porn
>girl gets naked in the first two minutes
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>>35311591
>mom gets impregnated by son porn video
>he cums right outside the pussy and let's it drip out
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>>35311591
>girl gets naked
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>>35311622
>Son fucks mom/sister
>First line: This is weird. I'm your STEP son/brother
Ruined.
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>be average robot
>never had any friends or ambitions
>join army because everyone say it will fix my problems
>have to lie about some stuff like my social anxiety and depression to get in but manage to enter anyway
>think everything is going well
>never get along with the guys in my room
>they always left me out of things and I spent most of my freetime alone
>never got any sleep or rest
>realize I'm not a soldier and shouldn't be here
>do everything in my power to get out
>I even started crying to several sergants
>they let me go home after 3 weeks because they said I was mentally unstable
>been neet for a year now and they just finished their service
>just now decided to look up one of my roomates in facebook
>see graduation picture of everyone in my battalion posing with service medal and berets
>everyone posting comments like "congratulations" "I'll miss you guys" etc.
>I should have been in that picture posing with my friends if I wasn't such a faggot
>I got a chance to do something in life but I quit
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>>35311480
The US military looks fun to be part of
I'm Sorry for you anon, dont give up now and build more courage for next time
"Cowards die in shame"
-Julius Caesar
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Well now you know not to quit. They don't want to see you succeed but you can't give a fuck about them. Its up to you to show up every day
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>>35311480
the part about fixing your problems would've happened if you had risen to meet the challenges. you didn't quit you just said "nah i don't wanna fix my problems after all". it has nothing to do with you being a "faggot" or "robot" and everything to do with a conscious decision you made about who you are instead. don't pin this on being lazy or not fitting in. it was on the table right in front of you and you rationalized to yourself that you didn't want to change. i hope nobody in this thread has pity for you